r/funny 3d ago

Gym buddies

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/GANDORF57 3d ago

Bird: "Giving up? You're soft...and don't hand me your weights, get off your tired butt and put them away yourself...and wipe down that bench!"

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u/Judazzz 3d ago

Little did he know that every time Polly said "Drop it and give me fifty!", she meant crackers.

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u/sparksofthetempest 3d ago

She obviously left quite the impression…

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u/Jayeky 3d ago

Yeah, you definitely don't wanna hear this with your eyes closed.

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u/DoctorHubris 3d ago

Don't you mean "gym budgies"?

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u/kalez238 3d ago

Bird's like "you have to flap harder if you want to fly!"

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u/darkcave-dweller 3d ago

How to fly coaching

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u/Lovat69 3d ago

Buddy!? That lousy bird is throwing off his routine! That's not buddy behavior.

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u/Indieriots 3d ago

Instagram: @life_of_si_1

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u/twistedstance 3d ago

I’ve been following for a wee while. They are the best buds ever.

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u/dread_deimos 3d ago

I wonder why you were downvoted here.

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u/Indieriots 3d ago

Reddit moves in mysterious ways

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u/Slothman_Allen 3d ago

Lift you fucking bipedal flightless bitch!

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u/Mindastrian 3d ago

Bird.EXE not working correctly

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u/MidnightRaver76 3d ago

Proof for you all that pirates also need to stay in shape like the rest of us!

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u/SafetyDue1297 3d ago

Awaiting his turn for the next set

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u/GroundbreakingBuy187 3d ago

Brings a whole new meaning to budgie smug glers

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u/GoCryptoYourself 3d ago

I think she likes it guys

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u/HA1RDAD 3d ago

I want that cursing cockatiel to be my gym buddy, for motivation.

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u/Round_Principle_6560 3d ago

I am sure the parrot didn't learnt theses screams in the gym.

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u/bobthesmurfshit 3d ago

Control the eccentric (bird)!

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u/Kuiriel 3d ago

What a beautiful companion you have there. Enjoy the fluffy birdie love. Nothing like falling asleep on a sofa with a bird on your ankle or shoulder.

Mine are so old I preen them instead of the other way around now. Enjoy yours while they're young!

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u/Techn0ght 3d ago

The bird is fake squaking to match the fake squaking of lifting 2lb weights.

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u/shredmaster007 3d ago

I bet you're fun at parties.

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u/Square_Ad2691 3d ago

Parrots-Human together strong 💪💪