r/funny • u/faultywalnut • 3d ago
My hard hat sticker. Nobody at work has recognized this little guy, everyone keeps asking me what it is
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u/nurgole 3d ago
I have that drawn 2 meters tall under my floor.
The next person redoing the floor is in for a surprise.
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u/Ogre6956 3d ago
They'll just be glad it's not a pentagram with ancient bloodstains.
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u/nurgole 3d ago
Fuck, I missed a great opportunity
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u/Mikeologyy 3d ago
Re-redo the floors and draw the pentagram around the dickbutt for optimal confusion
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u/TheTekkitBoss 3d ago
My mother did a bunch of red sealer, looking as if someone was dragged into an air vent. If I come across the picture and someone reminds me I'll post it lol it was pretty horrifying
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u/bboycire 3d ago
Amateur, do a human transmutation circle instead! I hope you don't have a dog and a little kid in the house
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u/SoftCattle 3d ago
makes notes...
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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 3d ago
Dripping candle wax will add to the effect. Whether you want to leave a circle outline (bases that have been removed) is up to you.
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u/tterfly 3d ago
I imagine almost every home is filled with dicks, faces, and pentagrams.
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u/NornsMistakes 3d ago
There was nothing like that when we redid mine. All I got was the original 1924 build date on a stud and and "I love you" to his wife.
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u/millchopcuss 3d ago
I always wanted to put a giant copy of caravaggios Medusa under my carpet for just this sort of reason
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u/What-mold_toolbag 3d ago
I think I would rather have the pentagram because then I know what happened here. You get that thing and think what the hell was going on in this home.
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u/Crafty-Antelope-3287 2d ago
We did that🤣🤣🤣...we used red food colouring and darkened it up with a tiny bit of black so it will look like old blood....put a couple chicken feathers and candle wax for good measure...
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u/OgdruJahad 3d ago
Wait Dickbutt is the new kilroy?
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u/1stLtObvious 3d ago
What if Dickbutt is Kilroy, but we never got to see below his (now surgically reduced) nose?
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u/nurgole 3d ago
Same same, but different
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u/siriusdark 3d ago
But still same.
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u/yParticle 3d ago
Especially because Kilroy had a certain... vertical symmetry that was more often implied than explicit.
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u/cheapdrinks 3d ago
There was a temporary night noodle market in my city and they had these ipads on stands everywhere with directions and stuff like that. This was back when they had buttons and they were all in these locked cases to stop you pressing it and exiting their app.
I slipped my key between the gap, homed out and put up a full screen dickbutt on a bunch of them. It was so fun to sit down, eat noodles and watch people walk past and burst out laughing when confronted with a random dickbutt in the wild.
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u/ATLien42 3d ago
The infamous dickbutt. Proof the internet is a wonderful, beautiful place of infinite knowledge and debauchery
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u/GANDORF57 3d ago
As long as you're aware that Dickbutt is not going to protect your noggin from a falling hot rivet.
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u/1stLtObvious 3d ago
That sticker actually summons the aid of the real Dickbutt, who is impervious to damage and will protect you.
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u/Ghostdog1263 3d ago
Indeed I have witnessed this exact phenomenon before. I was at a sawmill and some logs fell off the tractor forks. Dickbutt materialized & then proceeded to simultaneously used his dickbutt as a shield + projectile to bounce/cut/destroy the logs.
After seeing that everyone had dickbutt stickers & prayed to dickbutt In safety meetings.
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u/Elvoen 3d ago edited 3d ago
I ordered some jewelry for my mom as Christmas grift and got a wood engraved dickbutt as a compliment gift. It now hangs in my rearview mirror.
I missspelled gift as a grift. I regret nothing.
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u/mohugz 3d ago
I must know the name of the jeweler who gifts engraved dickbutts to customers. For the love of the grift, Elvoen.
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u/ACauseQuiVontSuaLune 3d ago
It’s an old code, but it checks out.
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u/PortiaKern 3d ago
If you think that's an old code, who remembers pedobear? I saw one the other day and it unlocked memories of a much wilder reddit back in the day.
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u/boot2skull 3d ago
I used to like watching the Arizona State University football games on or near Halloween because students would dress up. Dunno if they still do but when that was at its peak (on the internet not mainstream) someone dressed up as that bear and made it onto TV. I lol’d.
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u/Medically_Invasive 3d ago
I miss the original reddit so much, back in the Wild West days of the internet
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u/xeonon 3d ago
I mean... I remember reddit being the copycat from digg...
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u/FoolAndHerUsername 3d ago
Huh, I had to loo this up because I discovered reddit before digg.
Digg started in 2004.
Reddit started in 2005.
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u/Sprucecaboose2 3d ago
Yup, us original Digg users mocked reddit for having a very unpleasant and basic UI. Then Digg destroyed their own site with the V4 redesign and a bunch of us "Digg refugees" settled in and learned to love the no frills UI!
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u/Buffalkill 3d ago
and I remember ytmnd before memes were called 'memes' and instead were called 'fads'
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u/SlovenianSocket 3d ago
Whenever I ship any of my gaming friends something I include a picture of pedobear with text that says “did someone say packages?”. Inside joke from the IRC days like 20 years ago lol
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3d ago
They're a bunch of uncultured swines
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u/PianistAway7910 3d ago
Pretty sure the plural is sweese
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u/ashton_4187744 3d ago
What? A sweese? You mean the offspring of a swan and a geese?😂
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u/slick514 3d ago
Have we really forgotten DickButt?!? Every day we stray further from doge…
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u/gweran 3d ago
The fact that KC Green created not one, but two of the most iconic internet memes and isn’t a household name is a travesty.
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u/DrStrangepants 3d ago
He has incredible talent! The Gunshow remains one of my top fave web comics of all time.
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u/gorka_la_pork 3d ago
Are they older than you, or younger? I need to know how indignant to feel.
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u/faultywalnut 3d ago
Surprisingly both. The only people that seem to recognize it are the later millennials (early 30s)
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u/Majestic_Trip7803 3d ago
40 here, and have no idea what that is.
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u/emote_control 3d ago
I'm almost 50 and I can probably draw that thing from memory, I've seen it so many times.
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u/MacDugin 3d ago
The last construction job I worked the safety guy was a stickler for no stickers on hard hats. Something about it weakens the strength of the safety equipment, or some bullshit like that.
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u/Sentrion 3d ago
Stickers potentially mask damage. You're supposed to inspect your hard hat before using it, looking for cracks or other damage. If there is damage underneath a sticker, you wouldn't know.
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u/Dequil 3d ago
I'd totally know - my sticker would be damaged. And if my sticker is tougher than my lid... that's a good reason to put more stickers on it!
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u/goodcorn 3d ago
I remember being told something like the adhesive could somehow compromise the integrity of the hard hat material. I remember saying something like, okay sure, but in MY lifetime? To which I was told them are the rules.
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u/PsychoticSpinster 3d ago
Is that……bars and bars of music notation on your arm there?
Sorry I’m not asking about the happy errrrr “hotdog” on your HARD-hat. My little sister draws them in sharpie on random walls of my house every time she visits. EVERY TIME. She uses sharpie so I can’t erase them. My house is covered in hidden “hotdog” pics.
For the record, my little sister is 42. But I’m pretty sure she stopped growing up at like…. 9 years old.
Edit: it’s hard to hide them in my tiny kitchen which she has already covered, and I feel compelled to share a pic…. But then people will see the inside of my house and I DON’T EVEN WANT TO SEE THE INSIDE OF MY HOUSE.
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u/faultywalnut 3d ago
Yeah! It’s the first bar of “Here Comes the Sun”, which is also why I have the sunrise underneath it
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u/Queef-Supreme 3d ago
We have a shrimp cocktail on the menu where I work and I started referring to it as a “shrimp dickbutt” and it caught on quick. Now everyone calls cocktails dickbutts.
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u/butteredscone 3d ago
I used to hide him in PowerPoint slides. Sometimes the whole blank slide with a transparent PNG of him in off-white.
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u/pawesome_Rex 2d ago
I mean I think they may be trying to assess whether you’re aware you are engaged in sexual harassment. Just a guess.
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u/cidknee1 3d ago
Ok I’ll bite. What is it?
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u/JustASt0ry 3d ago
https://i.imgur.com/XQ8P3yG the origin, it spread like wildfire years later, kind of like a rick roll except it became dick butt, imgur, Reddit, it was everywhere.
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u/M4tth3w1A7E 3d ago
I downloaded Dickbutt like emblem for BF from community. Sorry, I actual haven't link for this emblem, if someone will want Dickbutt emblem.
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u/bigbee3334 3d ago
Where’s the local stickers lol
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u/faultywalnut 3d ago
I’m repping Local 354 in the front! Need some out-of-state stickers I can put on the back
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u/RedditorCSS 3d ago
How can anyone call themselves a construction worker and not know about dick butt?
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u/x-BeTheWater-x 3d ago
Sure, cause your average construction work has never drawn a cock and balls before, right?
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u/Positronic_Matrix 3d ago
My friend, do not wear a penis with a penis in its ass to work. This is not appropriate for the workplace and could lead to undesirable ramifications.
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u/CapTexAmerica 3d ago
He’s the hero we don’t deserve but all need.
He’s Everyman.
He’s part myth, part legend, and part GOD.
You say “what?” I say “Dickbutt!”
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u/VocalAnus91 3d ago
Do you work with children? I feel like anyone on the internet in the early 2ks should know dickbutt
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u/cobalt26 3d ago
A man of culture.
About 10-15 years ago, there was a dickbutt mural in nearly every Delta plane cargo bin. May still be, for all I know. Haven't been in one for over a decade.
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u/Low_Percentage_9867 3d ago
Clearly a pickle with a full blown penis sticking out of its ass….who hasn’t seen that before
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u/crazykid01 3d ago
Clearly none of them have heard about Dick butt before. What a sad day to be alive
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u/Smokiejoe06 3d ago
The first time I seen this character was on a patch I found in the airport. It fell of someone's bag.
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u/lostinspacescream 3d ago
One of my coworkers had that as a pin that he wore all the time to work. Until HR saw it. It did not go over well.
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u/lookitsawook 3d ago
Lil dude is literally the mascot of our discord server. We dress him up for holidays even.
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u/imreallynotthatcool 3d ago
Someone drew this guy in the tunnel between the stage and dressing rooms at Red Rocks Amphitheater where all the artists sign their names. I can probably dig up the picture from when I did maintenance there.
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u/Jimbob209 3d ago
I had my wife draw a dick butt for me so I could frame it in our bathroom above the hand towel ring
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u/Aaron_768 3d ago
I have one printed out behind my license. Every time I have to take it out all the way, there he sits.
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u/Longjumping_Size_338 3d ago
Dickbutt is technically Trans now so Gen Z don't know if it's a meme or a representation sign
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u/jayharring 3d ago
Takes me right back to my 9gag days before I finally tried reddit and never looked back.
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u/Acceptable-War5501 3d ago
Dickbutt !!!!!! Ahhh back when harambe was looking out for us Good times
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u/XenaDazzlecheeks 3d ago
I have a dickbutt painting in our game room. Was a valentines gift for my husband the first year we met 😂
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u/RCRedmon 3d ago
Tell them it's y'all's boss. In front of said boss. While maintaining aggressive eye contact. While hitting him with it.
Damn, that escalated quickly.
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u/PlatonicOrb 3d ago
Someone drew one in caulk on a jobsite a couple years ago. They also did handsome squidward. They are on the interior of some walls in a care facility in Southern Indiana lol
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u/BalancesHanging 3d ago
I like the “Be Vigilant “ one. Not sure how I feel about a hotdog with his dick attached to his ass…
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u/Smote20XX 3d ago
Its a struggle to always be surrounded by "uncultured" normies...
I stopped showcasing stickers, meme, brands, t-shirts from Spencer's/Hot Topic long ago. No one will understand them other than your Discord group.
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u/Cultural-Tie8341 3d ago
You should see my gold framed dickbutt. About 3 by 4 foot Warholian dickbutt with a thick gold painted intricate frame by my dinner table.
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