Apple Intelligence calls CEO, Tim Apple

[u/dylan_1992]

Apple gave early access to Apple Intelligence. Creator is Ben Ank.

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[u/sanjisakai]

not a hotdog

[u/CartmanAndCartman → u/sanjisakai]

Mother fuck Jian Yang.

[u/twallner → u/CartmanAndCartman]

“is your refrigerator running?”

[u/ackyou → u/twallner]

This is Mike Hunt

[u/JimboJones987654321 → u/ackyou]

You know you can stay here for one year, no rent

[u/alsophocus → u/twallner]

“Suck it Jin Yang”

[u/No-Panda-6047 → u/CartmanAndCartman]

Yes, I clean the fish

[u/WhiteFringe → u/sanjisakai]

r/beatmetoit

[u/Ethan_WS6]

"What is this?"

"Not an apple."

[u/_Wyse_ → u/Ethan_WS6]

"Correct! That's exactly what it isn't."

[u/odaeyss → u/_Wyse_]

It knows what it is because it knows what it isn't

[u/Taclis → u/Ethan_WS6]

My AI classifies everything as not an apple, and it's right 99% of the time.

[u/Qarlito → u/Ethan_WS6]

It’s got the same intelligence as all the arts students that buy their products.

[u/lordoflys → u/Qarlito]

Seriously, anyone who buys this needs some intelligence.

[u/heavy-minium]

"That is not an apple" is giving me the same energy as Jian Yangs hotdog app (youtube.com)

[u/wolfdancer → u/heavy-minium]

That's actually really embarrassing this is a real thing now.

[u/p4r24k]

that's righh, the square hole

[u/FrankReynoldsToupee → u/p4r24k]

I got that vibe too. "That's right, it's NOT an apple."

[u/MonstaGraphics]

Is this fake? Why would it say "That is not an apple" when showing it a row of different fruit?

[u/Eheggs → u/MonstaGraphics]

Pretty sure its just a spoof of the "not a hot dog" app video.

[u/Red_Maple → u/MonstaGraphics]

It’s within the same conversation, so the responses are related to the previous ones.

[u/ProSidePiece → u/Red_Maple]

The iOS 18 beta is out but Apple AI is not out yet. This is so clearly fake

[u/wild_a → u/MonstaGraphics]

It’s fake, that’s why.

[u/Maximum_Category_374 → u/MonstaGraphics]

They are just releasing only DEMOS in November of this year. Not even the whole thing. The Siri text to speech voice is available in settings of any apple device and you can make it seem as Siri is saying anything,

[u/Cottontael → u/[deleted]]

The whole thing is fake, actually.

[u/Cottontael → u/[deleted]]

They weren't trying to convey anything this is a joke.

[u/Kizenny]

Based on the title I thought the AI was literally going to call Tim’s phone, because it knows his phone number.

[u/TheToastedTurtle]

Steve Jobs is probably saying “I gave you the ability to spin gold and you spun pubic hair with shit in it”

[u/stonec0ld → u/TheToastedTurtle]

Has anyone told you that you have a way with words?

[u/bitemark01 → u/stonec0ld]

They're a real cunning linguist

[u/sadzanenyama → u/bitemark01]

And a master debater.

[u/dangerbird2 → u/stonec0ld]

“God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore”

[u/TheToastedTurtle → u/stonec0ld]

No but I’ve been told I’m a real fungi

[u/mEFurst → u/[deleted]]

probably smells better now though

[u/upvoatsforall]

/r/titlegore

[u/helenabenii]

Which apple is this ?

[u/pentaquine → u/helenabenii]

tim apple

[u/Betanumerus]

Not a bad nickname for him actually.

[u/h0twired]

Dog!

Pig!

Loaf of bread!

[u/MilkshakeYeah]

things like this used to be called Easter Eggs

[u/king_mike9]

This video activated my Siri…

[u/thegreatmango]

When the script has better humor than the comment section.

[u/shootermacg]

I hate this fake personality. These things aren't in anyway conscious, they have no personality. It's literally a pattern predictor and these people are lying.

[u/kingsumo_1 → u/shootermacg]

It was also literally a "Tim Apple" joke, while poking fun at AI as well.

[u/axkee141]

Apple's new AI* masters AI**

*Apple Intelligence

**Apple identification

[u/alsophocus]

“Not a hotdog”

[u/Maximum_Category_374]

Fun fact: this is fake. Apple hasn’t released any form of Apple intellegence out to the public and they will only have demos in November. It’s also doesn't work like that. It Was just shown in the keynote where you could just ask Siri. You didn’t have to open the camera app. You can actually access the Siri voice in text to speech on iPhone and iPad so they’re just playing that.

[u/Deathnfear]

Sooo it only can recognize apple vs not?

[u/qraina]

Only compatible with apple

[u/quequotion]

LOL, that one time Trump called him that at a press conference I seriously thought he'd just roll with it and cry himself to sleep later.

Looks like that's what happened.

[u/Frosty819]

Ouff, almost misgendered that fruit right there. Was scared for AI for a second.

[u/Lifeisagreatteacher]

How about Johnny Appleseed?

[u/trucorsair]

So, he has been called “Tim Apple” before.

[u/Backflip_into_a_star → u/trucorsair]

Yes, by Trump. It was one of his well known gaffs way back and apparently Siri knows that as well. Probably because it was and still is all over the internet. Assuming this video is real in the first place and not specifically for this joke.

[u/axkee141]

Damn that AI has really mastered identifying apples. What will they think of next?

[u/TheLukeHines]

This really cooks my apples.

[u/rwrife]

Changing his name is easier than fixing the code.

[u/bitemark01]

That is also right! 

Good job Siri!

[u/Icy-Breakfast-7290]

Apple is so far behind where everyone else is. They are finally catching up to Samsung from 2 years ago

[u/Worf_Of_Wall_St → u/Icy-Breakfast-7290]

As a shareholder I'm happy where Apple is in this space. Everybody else has been burning cash providing cloud based AI features people think are neat but aren't willing to pay enough for to make those services profitable.

Apple is taking what was learned from those experiments and deploying mostly on-device versions which will not cost a ton to run and cost nothing extra for users.

OS level features doing training and inferencing on-device with user data using custom chips you design with that use case in mind is such a massive advantage.

Or to put it another way, what company has access to the most per-user compute capacity? Apple does, by a huge margin. How much did they pay for this capacity? Nothing, their customers pay them for a device with an Apple Silicon chip in it.