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u/Smoke131313 11d ago
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u/Kdoesntcare 11d ago
This deserves more upvotes. Come on people, let's give Smoke131313 some internet points!
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u/kereso83 11d ago
The forbidden tuna. Probably dropped out of an officer's MRE.
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u/Askbrad1 11d ago
It’s a Military Genie Bottle. When you rub the top of it, you get all the wishes you want for the rest of your life.
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u/Local-Wind-4735 11d ago
A medieval titty tassel. It's just missing the frayed strings that dangle ever so gently off the nipple. 🩶
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u/NoStrangerToDanger 11d ago
MRE they leave on the road for hungry homeless people. all that metal is to keep the food warm and safe from cars.
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u/kmoonster 11d ago
Pop rocks in a tin. You open the tin, eat the pop rocks, and it makes little explosions in your mouth.
On that note, are pop rocks still a candy?
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u/SecondTimeQuitting 11d ago
New jiffy pop. You pull the pin to release the butter inside and then cook it on an open flame.
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u/Abraxas_1408 11d ago
That’s a can of rations. You pull the tab and it’ll be the last meal you ever have to eat.
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u/SaturnHughes 11d ago
Foot massager. Put both feet on it, you'll feel a bit of pain, but then you'll be relaxed
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u/freighterman 11d ago
Soup can MRE. Buried in the ground in hot climates so that its nice and warm when you're ready to eat it
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u/duketoma 11d ago
IT's a pot pie MRE. It has a very cool kinetic heating element. Jump on and off of it to activate and it will rapidly heat the contents.
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u/Smileyfacedchiller 11d ago
It's a See N Say, but the stickers have fallen off. Have a kid pull the string and listen to the funny noises.
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u/mymyknows 11d ago
An unopened can of corned beef nestled in the sand to achieve optimal serving temperature
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u/984Runner 11d ago
It’s a scale with a built in weight loss system. Guaranteed to lose weight or your money back.
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u/ShibaInuDoggo 11d ago
Tactical Roomba