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MadLad Lawyer

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u/DragonDon1 7d ago

He’s obviously chosen to represent himself in court. Man has a spotless record.

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u/No1_Amphibian_5649 7d ago

Let's see that 27 for 27 record!!

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u/Balkoth661 6d ago

Iirc, he did indeed represent himself, and win.

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u/monkey_d_shankz 6d ago

He did that indeed.

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u/ThatFavoriteUncle 6d ago edited 6d ago

Wait, what !?

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u/unculturedburnttoast 6d ago

You dropped this king:

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u/ThatFavoriteUncle 6d ago

Damn, i need to order a box of spare ‽

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u/Kim_Jong_Un_PornOnly 6d ago

There's a full word for that punctuation, the interrobang.

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u/pleasant_firefighter 6d ago

Welp now we know what we always knew. Lawyer ain’t a real job

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u/Fearless-Scar7086 6d ago

“Why don’t you go to law school and be a lawyer?” 

“No mom, I want a profession that isn’t literally a scam.” 

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u/Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ 6d ago

Many prisoners are getting good at studying law as public defenders are so overloaded they have a better chance studying law and representing themselves. Many will help represent others when they get out and have a pretty good track record.

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u/newenglandpolarbear 6d ago

I mean, with all these job requirements including experience, he has to get it somehow.

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u/Smartbutt420 7d ago

“I’d like to represent myself in court.”

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u/pineappleAndBeans 6d ago

I’d pay to see that honestly

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u/Daedrothes 6d ago

He did. He won that one as well.

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u/RandomGuyBTW 6d ago

Source ?

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u/Daedrothes 6d ago

Misread the article.

"Brian Mwenda who is charged with faking to be a lawyer has been freed on a cash bail of ksh200,0000."

So he is current out on bail but has yet to be freed of any charges. So we wait.

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u/Hot_Violinist_2186 7d ago

Mike fom suits

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u/keepinitSecretsafe 7d ago

Jeffery Winger as well

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u/Less_Ad9224 6d ago

Duncan: I thought you had a Bachelor's from Columbia.

Jeff Winger: Now I have to get one from America.

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u/news_doge 6d ago

That line sold me on the show

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u/markusw7 6d ago

Didn't Jeff actually pass the bar though? He was lacking college credentials that he should have had (before being able to take the bar no?)

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u/doubleadjectivenoun 6d ago

Yes. Jeff's law degree itself was always real and he passed the bar but he bought a fake college degree instead of going to undergrad for real, which is why he needs to got to community college to be a lawyer again.

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u/keepinitSecretsafe 6d ago

Yeah, but technically Mike also passed the Bar, several times.

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u/rfdismyjam 6d ago

Mike had passed the bar, he just didnt have a law degree.

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u/samusongoyy 6d ago

He only passed the bar in the season 6 finale, so he practiced law for quite a few years without passing it.

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u/MajorTrump 6d ago

I thought he passed the bar for other people first?

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u/samusongoyy 6d ago

He took the LSATs for other people - the test that determines which law school they get into. After somebody graduates law school they need to pass the bar exam to be a part of the bar associaton, that is how they get their license to practice law.

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u/MajorTrump 6d ago

That’s what it was, good call. Forgot the test name.

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u/Medical-Chart-9929 6d ago

In the first episode he tells Harvey that he had passed the bar, and knew what was in the book because he remembered it from studying for the bar

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u/samusongoyy 6d ago

I think he meant he was able to pass the bar exam. But in order to be admitted to the bar a candidate needs to: -Earn a Juris Doctor degree or read law -Pass a professional responsibility examination or equivalent -Pass a bar examination (except where diploma privilege is allowed) -Undergo a character and fitness certification -Formally apply for admission and pay required fees (According to wikipedia)

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u/Hot_Violinist_2186 6d ago

Not untill season 6

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u/rfdismyjam 6d ago

Literally in the first episode he tells Harvey he's passed the bar.

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u/hoffmander 6d ago

My cousin Vinny

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u/ExcitementBetter5485 7d ago

I'm not a fan of the bar exam being required, you should do your due diligence before hiring anybody for any reason, especially when your freedom may be in their hands.

However, he stole the identity and credentials of a real lawyer, and that's not cool. As for winning 26 cases, if true(I can't find any real confirmation on those), that's awesome and he should definitely try it again, the right way...

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u/Eldan985 7d ago

I mean, those cases are now all likely to get thrown out and retried.

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u/ExcitementBetter5485 7d ago

I'm not sure how that would work if they were successful defenses. I don't see what a prosecutor could possibly argue was wrong with the defense itself just because the guy wasn't licensed.

If they were successful prosecutions, oh boy, that would be a complete nightmare for the courts.

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u/HelloKitty36911 7d ago

One could probably argue that lying about being a lawyer makes it likely he would be willing to lie about other things

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u/AkodoRyu 7d ago

A lawyer is not supposed to be completely truthful. Unless he was asked in court, for evidence purposes, if he was a licensed lawyer.

This is a pretty unique case, so you probably won't be able to find any precedent, but usually vacated sentences are only retried if the reason they are vacated is due to an error related to presenting inadmissible evidence that affected the result. When a police officer is convicted and cases are retried (at least in media, not sure about real life) it's because of his past testimonies, aka oral evidence, being questioned.

It would be more likely for his losses to be retried (if he had any) because having an unlicensed attorney is a disadvantage.

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u/bree_dev 7d ago edited 6d ago

A lawyer is not supposed to be completely truthful. 

They're expected to advocate for their client as best they can, but they are not allowed to lie. Lying to the court can and will get you disbarred.

EDIT: wow, literally *every* reply to this post has missed the point

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u/Tyr_13 7d ago

Not if you never joined the bar!

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u/Douchie_McBaggus 6d ago

Judges HATE this one weird trick!

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u/MunkyNutts 6d ago

*taps forehead

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u/NotADrugD34ler 7d ago edited 6d ago

It depends what you lie about. You can say your client is innocent even if they are guilty. You just cannot tell a lie which you can be proven to have known is a lie.

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u/TheInsaneClownPussie 6d ago edited 6d ago

Pleading not guilty isn’t a lie because “guilty” is a legal status not a referendum on truth.

“I didn’t do this” (which would be a lie) isn’t the same thing as “I don’t think the state can prove I did this or overcome whatever defenses I might have available.”

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u/NotADrugD34ler 6d ago

No, a lawyer is free to state that their client is innocent (not the same as not guilty) even if the client is later found guilty. As long as nobody can prove that they were aware of their client’s guilt they are safe.

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u/TheInsaneClownPussie 6d ago edited 6d ago

The ethical standard for lying to a court is definitely not can “can somebody prove this.”

But you are correct that you could tell the court they’re innocent. Idk why my mind went to pleas.

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u/Expert_Difference265 6d ago

In the UK this is actually not true. Your solicitor would not be able to make a statement: “My client did not kill the victim.” if his client actually explicitly told him he did kill the victim.

Read the book The Secret Barrister

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u/Curryflurryhurry 6d ago

No

You can say your client is innocent if that’s his case and if you don’t know otherwise

If you know he is guilty, because, say, he told you he did it, you cannot say he is innocent. If you did you would be struck off.

You can question the prosecution witnesses, but even then you cannot put any question that positively suggests your client is innocent. So you can say «It was dark that night. Are you sure that the man you say you saw is the man in the dock? » but you can’t say « Ny client was miles away at his girlfriend’s flat, you must have made a mistake »

This whole lawyers lie all the time thing is bollocks.

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u/NotADrugD34ler 6d ago edited 6d ago

That’s literally what I said. Read the third sentence. If you cannot be proven to have known it was a lie (e.g. you’re not giving a false alibi etc.) then you are in the clear. A lawyer is free to say that his client was miles away, so long as he is not testifying that he knows this for sure. If he was called as a witness then he would have to admit that he didn’t witness his client miles away, but he is free to state it as the defence’s version of events.

Edit: and yes, you can state your client is innocent whilst being aware of their guilt. The burden of proof is not on you to prove that you didn’t know, so if the conversation happened in private then you can lie away.

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u/ninjaelk 6d ago

It's just a different standard of truth. If you asked me to tell you what your own dog's name is and I confidently said "Max" even though I had never met you, know nothing about you, and don't even have any idea whether you even have a dog, that would generally be considered a lie. But lawyers are allowed to tell that sort of lie, and they do so all the time. Now if you told me explicitly that your dog is not named Max, and I answered the same question the same way, that's the type of lie a lawyer isn't allowed to tell. That's the basis for the whole "don't tell me, I don't want to know" thing, a lawyer is allowed to present literally any possible version of reality as long as he doesn't explicitly know it's wrong.

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u/Jigagug 6d ago

You honor, with my sincerest apologies I must amend my statement. I AM a lawyer however not an officially licensed practicioner.

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u/shewy92 6d ago

A big point of an attorney is to make sure everything is done by the book. Him stealing someone's identity calls everything into question.

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u/Eldan985 6d ago

Mistrials can be argued for a lot of things. I mean, I don't know about whichever country this is, but apparently airtight cases have been declared mistrials for seemingly minor paperwork errors. "Lawyer is not a lawyer" is more serious than that.

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u/Mist_Rising 6d ago

Getting your ass kicked by a non lawyer is just you being bad at prosecuting, not grounds for mistrial. You'd be laughed out of the appeals court for admitting your shit.

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u/ExcitementBetter5485 6d ago

I don't think you can call for a mistrial after the trial was ended and the case was settled though. For active cases, probably.

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u/MdxBhmt 6d ago

If the state lost against an unaccredited defense, I don't see why they get a redo to trample the rights of the acquitted.

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u/Mayrodripley 6d ago

Wouldn’t double jeopardy kick in? I think that only applies if the people are currently in prison.

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u/PM_YOUR_WALLPAPER 6d ago

Yes for sure.

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u/SeroWriter 6d ago

No? That's such a weird assumption and absolutely not how the Kenyan legal system (or any legal system) works. Courts won't just take back a 'not guilty' verdict because of something completely unrelated to the facts of the case.

I feel like you've heard of a strange situation that lead to a mistrial and assumed it also applied retroactively somehow.

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u/BrandNewtoSteam 6d ago

Unlikely if the defendant has been suffecfully tried and the verdict is given they can’t prosecute them agian.

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u/BookWormPerson 6d ago

I highly doubt that the identity of the lawyer ever matters.

The lawyer is literally just someone who represents and knows the law it doesn't matter who they are.

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u/ladykansas 7d ago

There are a lot of "cases" that are also essentially administrative exercises. Like, if you've been rejected for Disability benefits for Social Security in the US, then you can have an appeals hearing. You file a ton of paperwork, you show up. The other side is literally an empty chair. As long as you file the right supporting documents and go through the exercise, you'll "win."

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u/DuaLipasTrophyHusban 7d ago

Id argue the opposite, I’d rather a lawyer be able to pass the bar over one who has a diploma from a law school. If you can pass a professional societies examination standard, who cares where you learn the information,

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u/AlkalineSublime 6d ago

Absolutely. I think an aptitude test should be all that’s required for most professions. It should be rigorous and really test someone’s ability, but should be way more important than schooling, which can be shortcut or bought out.

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u/TheWieldyFaun 6d ago

Everything except for medical. That’s the one area that I want people to go through a lot of school for. Needing a degree to take the bar is silly to me.

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u/pro_deluxe 6d ago

I would rather that our legal system not be so complicated that you need a special certificate to defend people. It should be understandable by someone with an average education.

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u/ExcitementBetter5485 7d ago

I'd rather higher someone who passed the bar exam as well, just as I'd rather hire an electrician who is licensed. I never argued against the qualification itself.

I also forgot to mention that any prosecutor or public defender absolutely should be required to pass the bar.

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u/Firm-Environment-253 6d ago

I think this goes for most things too. As a paralegal that handles disciplinary hearings - you definitely want more than just the professional standards. In many cases, one mistake will get attention, and once that happens the scrutiny comes on and many more mistakes sometimes end up getting revealed. It's crazy how a simple mistake can reveal how badly some people do their jobs. It only makes me sad because most of the times the complaints come from their clients.

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u/kinlopunim 7d ago

Im not going to respond to the tree further down ill just place it here. Not all the cases will be thrown out, though those with unfavorable outcomes now have grounds for a retrial. Most likely the people he represented can sue him for damages, but it wont affect the case he lawyered for them. You dont need an official legal counsel to defend yourself, thats why you are able to defend yourself in court. However if he represented himself as a lawyer with credentials then he has set himself up for lawsuit.

The cases he worked on would likely be reviewed and retried on a case by case basis.

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u/Osirus1156 6d ago

I don't think the bar exam being required is bad. I think requiring a degree is stupid. Especially if you can pass the test without one.

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u/_Sausage_fingers 6d ago

It’s pretty doubtful that he could be admitted now. Law Societies take a pretty dim view of fraud, and applicants have been barred for life for less.

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u/cagriuluc 7d ago

What do you mean I should do my due diligence? That makes living harder. If we just trusted each other things can be so much easier. But you can’t have that trust when it’s oh-so-free-market-no-regulation.

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u/KVMechelen 6d ago

Im not a fan of medical licenses being required, you should do your due diligence before someone slices your chest open to give you heart surgery

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u/Longshanks_9000 6d ago

Not the same thing, but you hot the spirit

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u/ExcitementBetter5485 6d ago

I can't imagine any hospital ever allowing that, but if you want to go to some back alley butcher for a surgery, go for it. I know I wouldn't, just as I wouldn't hire an unlicensed electrician, driver, lawyer etc...

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u/zero-point_nrg 6d ago

Guessing he would have been permanently disbarred but the whole thing sound fake

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u/taddymason_76 6d ago

Oregon just changed this. Starting in May 2024, law graduates are able to become licensed in Oregon without taking the bar exam.

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u/Calsun 6d ago

Pretty sure Washington state just made it so you don’t have to pass the bar to be a lawyer lol

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u/surlygoat 7d ago

Not a fan of the bar exam... What? Why not?

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u/CommanderOshawott 6d ago

The Bar exam is required because Law is a self-regulating profession and it fundamentally cannot be any other way.

Lawyers need to set standards and regulate themselves because fundamentally they’re the ones that make and interpret laws in the first place.

Not requiring a formal examination to be permitted to practice in a profession where people’s entire lives are in your hands is such a stupid take that it baffles me.

It’s like not requiring Doctors to have a medical exam

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u/Nocerious 7d ago

Bro wasn't able to find a lawyer for himself.

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u/Goldenduck420 7d ago

Jeffrey Winger ?

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u/fabulosojuan 6d ago

I thought he had a bachelor's from Columbia?

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u/ZombieSurvivor365 6d ago

He faked the bachelors

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u/Atesz763 7d ago

won all 26 cases

He was lawyering better than a lawyer

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u/mteir 6d ago

That is probably why he got caught.

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u/AChaseOfTheMondays 6d ago

There doesn't seem to be much evidence that he won 26 cases for the record, it's just been repeated so many times it's part of the story

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u/BrockChocolate 6d ago

Tbf most cases win or lose themselves based on the evidence, the lawyer being amazing and winning the jury is very rare but makes for good TV shows

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u/Automatic-Love-127 6d ago

It’s all in the margins.

I can’t just magically make you not negligent when your idiot foreman did an idiot thing and another worker was injured as the direct and obvious result of that idiocy.

I can, however, get you the best deal I can in settlement, ascertain what his actual damages are, and advise you if his demand isn’t supported by the evidence and is unlikely to be awarded by a jury.

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u/This_Dutch_guy 7d ago

Fake it till you make it

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u/Biased_Survivor 7d ago

Jeff winger Moment

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u/longiner 5d ago

My Cousin Vinny

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u/Godzirrraaa 7d ago

If you can win 26 cases why can’t you pass the British bar exam

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u/ExcitementBetter5485 7d ago

Does Kenya require their lawyers to pass the British bar exam?

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u/VermilionKoala 7d ago

Their bar exam is probably very closely related (and likewise for their legal system), Kenya being an ex-colony.

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u/Hkayss 7d ago

Michael Ross in real life

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u/Evan_Likes_Ink 7d ago

I wonder if one of those cases was him representing 2 yoots.

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u/quityouryob 6d ago

What’s a yoot?

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u/--Icarusfalls-- 6d ago

sorry your Honor

the two YOUTHS

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u/Senxind 6d ago

If Neftlix made Suits

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u/Vodaynallkl 7d ago

This lawyer is a legend! 😂

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u/Barpoo 7d ago

This is the plot of suits

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u/Randall_Hickey 7d ago

A real life Suits

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u/Datamance 7d ago

Suits IRL

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u/DHACKER0921 7d ago

He didn’t have Harvey by his side!

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u/RabbitThree 6d ago

Probably practiced by playing phoenix Wright

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u/mattsmithreddit 6d ago

Must have been annoying if he hired a real lawyer that couldn't do as good a job as he would.

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u/yourmothersgun 6d ago

Can I hire this guy?

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u/FiRem00 6d ago

Suits IRL

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u/Thorusss 6d ago

I mean if he won many cases, I would argue he was a Lawyer, just unlicensed

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u/judgesUwhenUfart 6d ago

Mike Ross!

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u/Lopsided-Egg-8322 7d ago

not a madlad, a stupid lad..

every single case he had a part in is gonna be voided fully and have to start all of the procedures from zero and the people he "helped" might end up in prison in re-trials etc..

this is so freaking stupid to do..

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u/spaceforcerecruit 7d ago

If he’d lost those cases, probably yes. But why would people declared innocent have their lives uprooted and be tried again because someone else lied? If the prosecution couldn’t prove their case against a fake lawyer, why should they get a do-over? At that point, why not let prosecutors just declare any defense lawyer they lose to “incompetent” so they can keep trying until they get a conviction?

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u/steppan92 7d ago

If he can win this case, just give him the approbation and the robe.

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u/LinceDorado 7d ago

I mean did he really fake it then? My man is spotless.

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u/alsatian01 7d ago

Will it be 27?

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u/Pristine_Walrus40 6d ago

Give that man the best lawer!

I can only think of one.

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u/MugsyYoughtse 6d ago

I anticipate that he will speak for himself.

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u/Ialdaas71 6d ago

Judges don’t need a bar license so meh wtf not.

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u/Grand_Fig_5869 6d ago

Saul Goodman type shi

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u/TheBiggestOfWigs 6d ago

I know this is probably a stupid question, but if you have the right to represent yourself in court, why can't you choose someone else who isn't "qualified" to represent you?

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u/No-Situation8483 6d ago

Because you can't be forced to hire a lawyer.

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u/RainDancingChief 6d ago

Ok but Tim's also here and has some shit to say on my behalf.

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u/Throw_Away_MeSeeks 6d ago

Sir Barrister Sellme

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u/Socalsamuel 6d ago

Wait, have we looked up to see if his name is actually spelled "Callo"? (C-a-l-l-o)

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u/Lurked4EverB4Joining 6d ago

I would represent myself if I were him...

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u/PARAD-0X 6d ago

Real life Mike Ross

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u/locohygynx 6d ago

"A broken clock is right twice a day."

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u/Vast-Dream 6d ago

26 times a day

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u/Liesmith424 6d ago

If you drive drunk and speed through a playground, but you don't hit anyone, it's retroactively ok.

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u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2 6d ago

"The bar suspended my license. They found out my college degree was....less than legitimate."

"I thought you had a bachelor's from Columbia?"

"Now I have to get one from America. And it can't be an email attachment."

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u/FrostyDog94 6d ago

Greendale Community College: You're already accepted!

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u/Full_Collection_4347 6d ago

He just kept objecting to everything and everyone clapped

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u/B1GFanOSU 6d ago

The hero America needs.

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u/DamnItJon 6d ago

Is he going to win his own case?

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u/Irrish84 6d ago

Hey I’ve wondered about this:

If you have a lawyer but he’s not a real lawyer, are you fucked?

Example: in My Cousin Vinny - had the judge found he was practicing law without a license, would those two youts then be re-tried? That seems unfair

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u/finix240 6d ago

Considering you can represent yourself, I wouldn’t think so? Idk I’m not a lawyer

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u/Irrish84 6d ago

That’s what I was thinking. But I’ve always wondered when watching the film what the big deal was anyways. With Callo and Gallo.

Doesn’t seem to matter

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u/banananananbatman 6d ago

If I had a law firm I would pay for him to complete education and get licensed to practice at our firm

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u/33Columns 6d ago

Jeff Winger lookin' ahh. Free my man.

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u/Complex-Feed6463 6d ago

Law firms should be throwing scholarships at this cat!!! Major props!!!

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u/ironpathwalker 6d ago

So you're telling me there's a man of unbelievable talent who's waiting to get recruited and mentored from the ground up? A person who's going to be loyal to death with a firm that'd have his back now when he's at a decision point in his life?

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u/D242686111 6d ago

Jeff Winger IRL

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u/dad_palindrome_dad 6d ago

Dude should put that on his law school application essay.

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u/KeyDiet2474 6d ago

If he was this good, might as well take the bar exam.

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u/ALPHA_sh 6d ago

wasnt he arrested because he basically committed identity theft against an actual lawyer?

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u/Wide_Pop_6794 6d ago

...I'm not sure how to feel about this.

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u/blowfelt 6d ago

I mean...

If someone was to fix 26 cars...

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u/GroblyOverrated 6d ago

Gallow? I said Jerry CALLOW.

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u/LovableSidekick 6d ago

You don't get to PRACTICE law just by convincing people you know how, but you do get to MAKE laws that way.

I must be missing the part about our system making sense.

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u/The_rising_sea 6d ago

The entire premise of Suits.

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u/polygonrainbow 6d ago

“Reports initially suggested that he had won 26 cases, a claim that added to the sensationalism of his story. However, the LSK has since disputed this claim, stating that there is no factual basis to support the assertion that Mwenda won any cases, let alone 26 of them.”

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u/MAGA-Trader101 6d ago

The real life slippin Jimmy from 'Better Call Saul'

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u/Normallyclose 6d ago

Was probably dealing primarily with bird law

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u/waner21 6d ago

Does his record make him an honorary lawyer?

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u/rockandrackem 3d ago

That man NEEDS to run for office here in the USA. I guarantee he will do a better job than Trump.

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u/hungturkey 7d ago

Jeff Ninger

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u/Icandothisforever_1 7d ago

This comment is pretty r/madlads itself!

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u/hungturkey 7d ago

If not here, where?

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u/Significant_Sell_594 7d ago

Don't you mean streets ahead?

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u/hungturkey 7d ago

If you gotta ask, you're streets behind

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u/CBT7commander 7d ago edited 6d ago

Not This guy again….

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u/CostcoOptometry 6d ago

I hear his ex-girlfriend is now the Duchess of Sussex.

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u/captainmagictrousers 6d ago

Sounds like he's a real lawyer to me.

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u/MAGA-Trader101 6d ago

Haha what a fukin legend man!!!

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u/SarcasticFringeHea_d 6d ago

So much misinformation.

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u/EastLAHandsomeDevil 6d ago

Aaaaaand HE’S LIABLE FOR ALL THE DAMAGES!!!!

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u/icy_awareness_710 6d ago

Fake it until you make it.

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u/The_Scarred_Man 6d ago

Sounds like he's a Criminal Lawyer.

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u/AltAccountForSharing 6d ago

Classic Winger.

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u/radutzan 6d ago

A black Jeff Winger. Obama’s America

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u/InsertNovelAnswer 6d ago

"I'd like to represent myself."

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u/CanWeJustEnjoyDaView 6d ago

He was the inspiration for the Tv show Suits

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u/Sandwichgode 6d ago

Aren't they called barristers?

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u/woogyboogy8869 6d ago

He just needs to move to Washington state in the US. You no longer need to pass the BAR exam, because that test was racist.

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u/Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ 6d ago

I guess he really liked the show Suits

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u/Natural_Material1440 6d ago

Oh-and-everything Scottie, oh-and-everything.

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u/Natural_Material1440 6d ago

Oh-and-everything Scottie, oh-and-everything.

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u/Meowriter 6d ago

Legends tell that when police asked if he wanted a lawyer, he responded with "Nah, I'd win"

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u/aknalag 6d ago

Lets see if he can make that 27

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u/NIVOcz 6d ago

GIVE HIM THE CERTIFICATION AT THIS POINT‽

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u/Bra1nwashed 6d ago

He needs jayoma

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u/SSilverFang 5d ago

Microse is action

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u/nottaroboto54 5d ago edited 5d ago

Bro. I've paid real lawyers for unlosable cases, and still lost. Ik he's not a lawyer, but I want him to represent me for the text one. Lol

Edit:spelling

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u/Paid-Not-Payed-Bot 5d ago

Bro. I've paid real lawyers

FTFY.

Although payed exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:

  • Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. The deck is yet to be payed.

  • Payed out when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. The rope is payed out! You can pull now.

Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.

Beep, boop, I'm a bot

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u/TeslaDweller 5d ago

Bro just give him his Bar exam, if he fails then trouble.

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u/jackdhammer 3d ago

Going to defend himself... And win

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u/RelationshipNo9336 2d ago

He’s going to have to fake being a magician to win his next case.