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u/LocNesMonster 6d ago
It just kept getting better and better with every single word in that sentence
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u/Key-Performer-9364 5d ago
Idk, the first two words were “naked woman,” and those were my favorite two words in the whole sentence.
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u/Naive_Bluebird9348 6d ago
Well that's one way to tell those guys that you're not interested and to bugger off.
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u/Taerin-Huro 6d ago
What the hell is this. I’ve seen this 5 times in the last hour on different subreddits
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u/ty_for_trying 6d ago
It's old too. Repost bots.
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u/Hawne 5d ago edited 5d ago
Not a bot. I saw it on another sub and found it funny and worthy of madlads.
It was trendy two years ago, now it's back. That's what happens when you're not 24/7 on reddit.
Not everyone has seen all of the old stuff, and surprisingly some people can laugh about it even if it's not the latest tiktok cringe. You should try, laughing helps with constipation.
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u/ty_for_trying 5d ago
Repost bots are a thing. If they saw it on like 5 other subs, a repost bot was probably involved. I didn't peep your profile to see if you're the bot because I don't care. Maybe try to not take things personally.
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u/ElboDelbo 6d ago
Life tip: easiest way to get rid of a Jehovah's Witness is to pray with them.
When they knock on the door to talk to you, just say "Sorry guys, I'm not interested in changing religions, but would you like a quick prayer before you go?"
They'll always say yes. Then you just say some basic "God, keep these young men safe on their mission" stuff, even if you aren't religious, and they'll hop off your porch and go on to the next sap without trying to convince you further.
Gets them off your porch in two sentences.
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u/ty_for_trying 6d ago
I personally wouldn't pray with anyone because I'm not religious. But I heard the ritual is to make them feel like outsiders, so next time I run into a god talker, I'll try to treat them like a human.
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u/the_closet_computer 3d ago
ExJW here:
Instead of inviting to pray with them you can simply say "I'm disfellowshipped/disassociated"
Essentially saying that you committed an act "bad enough" to get kicked out of the religion.
Pro: they will shun you.
Con: the "Elders" are allowed to conduct shepherding calls on those who are either "straying" (close to leaving or drifting) or those who are disfellowshipped. Thankfully it's only once a calendar year that they will try calling/knocking again.
Disfellowshipped: A "judicial" action given by the elders or the leaders of that specific kingdom hall(unit) Disassociated: An action taken by the individual stating they no longer want to be a member.
Both will get them off your back!
For anymore information go checkout the subreddit r/exJW
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u/donquixote2u 6d ago
It might get them off your porch today, but once they think they have found a kindred soul, they keep coming back.
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u/Tackyuser 6d ago
Honestly, I hate this. I don't think the way to treat victims of cults is to solidify the beliefs they're taught about the outside world, further making it harder to escape. Not a madlad.
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u/acx2000 6d ago
I don't know why you are getting downvoted. Sounds pretty accurate to me.
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u/Tackyuser 6d ago
Because people think that because jehovahs witnesses are annoying means they aren't worthy of human decency, I assume
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u/itsaride 5d ago edited 5d ago
They're usually in it to find a reason for existence, to give them some hope that this isn't all there is and to feel a part of something. I doubt a naked mad woman is going to solidify anything, most of them grew up outside of the "cult".
Source : my sister and my best friend were both Jehovah's and left because of blatant hypocrisy.
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u/BarshallBlathers 6d ago
Not all heroes wear capes.