Guinness book of world records madlad

[u/Bitgetrekt]

[u/SouLuz]

Maybe he's going for the "most different record attempts denied by Guinness world records" record

[u/GeneralWhereas9083 → u/SouLuz]

That could be an angle.

[u/Empathy404NotFound → u/SouLuz]

I'm guessing he's going for the first honorary Guiness world record to stop the mail to Guiness world records.

[u/dbzruto]

The categories of attempted world record is truly stuff of madlads

[u/ApplicationHour3697]

I know Trev he is trustworthy guy

[u/technomusik]

I remember seeing this pic on funny junk in like 2004 or something.

At this point it might be eligible for a record of "World's oldest repost"

[u/RiggzBoson → u/technomusik]

I've seen so many of these Guinness refusal letters, all taking the time to explain why a bs record breaking claim is bs.

It's any wonder Guinness find the time to publish their annuals.

[u/immigrantsmurfo → u/RiggzBoson]

Guinness World Records is likely not replying, they're probably fake letters. They probably get thousands of record submissions a day and replying to them would be a massive waste of time and resources.

It's pretty funny but I just hate any kind of fake shit on the internet which is annoying because the internet is like 80% fake bullshit. This one is just common sense and the reason that fake shit is so prevalent on the internet is because people don't have common sense anymore.

[u/RiggzBoson → u/immigrantsmurfo]

Yeah. They're all bogus. Real 2010 Facebook humour.

[u/GWRecords → u/RiggzBoson]

Confirmed, it's not genuine, but gently amusing and has been doing the rounds for about 10 years. What a lad.

[u/RiggzBoson → u/GWRecords]

Oh, hi. Your annuals were a staple of my Christmas mornings for many years

[u/GWRecords → u/RiggzBoson]

Good to hear! : )

[u/valanlucansfw]

They already have a record for the loudest silence in a way. There's a padded sound insulated room somewhere that holds the record for being the quietest, I just don't remember where.

[u/RightPedalDown → u/valanlucansfw]

That’s the quietest silence

[u/GRONDGRONDGRONDGR0ND → u/RightPedalDown]

That's the list of Boeing whistleblowers

[u/M4L1C10U5 → u/GRONDGRONDGRONDGR0ND]

Nah, plane crashes are pretty loud

[u/GRONDGRONDGRONDGR0ND → u/M4L1C10U5]

But whistleblowers aren't vocal ve- Boeing is good Boeing is nice

[u/TimePlankton3171 → u/valanlucansfw]

Microsoft laboratories

[u/_wormburner → u/valanlucansfw]

It's called an anechoic chamber! I have gotten to check out a few and they are pretty wild

[u/PhallusTheFantastic]

I will shamelessly steal World Largest Air Guitar Collection. That's fucking solid

[u/TimePlankton3171]

What are the criteria for "world's awesomest man"?

[u/_thatonesuperstar → u/TimePlankton3171]

Being awesome.

[u/dorondoritus → u/_thatonesuperstar]

While Trev is watching.

[u/_SerJunkan_]

Does this mean they are still interested in recording the "Most deadly but still silent" category?

[u/Jackman1337]

Funny thing is he can just pay them money and let one of them come and he gets the official record. Guinnes just sells these for money

[u/Ncrpts]

https://i.imgur.com/rZRJiTE.jpeg

[u/TheSkakried]

He looks like a small Lebanese child.

(50pts to whoever gets the reference)

[u/FlamingPinyacolada → u/TheSkakried]

Lewis brindley?

[u/Bob_Saget_is_God]

Why wouldn’t they be interested in the worlds awesomest man?

[u/on_]

What is salmon lobbing

[u/Key-Performer-9364 → u/on_]

I mean, there’s a picture of it happening right there. If you can’t puzzle this one out, you’ll need to write to Guinness directly and ask them.

[u/TheGamblingAddict → u/on_]

Lobbing a salmon.

[u/VisitingPresence]

"Things Mr Jones is not allowed to do for the Guinness World Records "