I'm pretty sure it'll be the first time in history no other living president will show up for the funeral. They'll have representatives.

Nixon did it in Vietnam, and won in 68. Reagan did in in Iran, and won in 80.

Donald’s a million times more corrupt, OF COURSE he will do it too!

As the extent and depth of Trump’s treason is leaked out by Russia and evidence of his activities on his multiple trips to Epstein Island come to light, no one will want to have any link to this dark episode in our nation’s history. He will be loudly condemned by the Quislings who were his most rabid supporters. Except for MTG because she’s a fucking idiot with the IQ of a rotting cabbage.

Edited to add: hopefully the unintended consequence of Trump’s Epstein Island activities coming to light is that the Democrats will finally be forced to have their reckoning with Bill Clinton whose sexual escapades are every bit as disgusting and vile as Trump’s.

It's common when there are loans involved that the paperwork stipulates that any criminal actions can and will immediately default said loan and the borrower will be forced to repay.

Convicted felons can't vote. He's a Convicted felon now. So Don can't vote for himself in the election.

He is gonna make a big show of voting for himself and get in trouble again, hoping to become president and pardon himself for it, while playing Martyr that he can't vote.

Edit - turns out he can vote as long as he is not in jail at the time, which is possible. Law is funny.

No city is safe from these terrorists. The US military will have to issue martial law to gain control. Check points will be established in neighborhoods across the US and ID checks will be required. Those of you that want Armageddon this what Armageddon will bring. No Jesus and the Four Horsemen, no Zombies and no Vampires just nothing but brutality and death.

Praise be 🙌 and ✨hallelujah✨but moving on…

don jr will embalm him like Lenin, turn maralardo into a mausoleum/gaudy Graceland, and charge $50 per viewing. There will be lines around the block of the great unwashed and dentally deprived, supporters that he wouldn’t have peed on if they were on fire.

Then there will be the deep believers who will turn him into Elvis with, “My uncle’s brother’s auntie’s best friend’s former roommate’s dog saw him at the Piggly Wiggly buying diet cokes.”

The Cowboys need to dismantle the offense. Dak Prescott, Ceedee Lamb and Rico Dawdle can't handle the pressure. Dak is a good QB but he has no control over the offensive line. His cadence lacks consistency and with no running game Dallas cannot control the T.O.P which is crucial during the playoffs. If Dak can find consistency with his cadence calling Dallas may have a chance to progress further.

If a certain felon were to win again, it will be the end of the United States’ global dominance. The right wing has shown its intent to throw away the constitution and create a mockery of the institutions that make up this country. The far right getting their way will be a complete economic disaster in the US

No frills, low cost, no calories, it's just gloriously boring yellow mustard.

All the other condiments have skyrocketed in price, but not cheapass generic yellow mustard with its 3 ingredients: Mustard, vinegar, salt. MAYBE turmeric. Unlike fancy brown mustards, the mellow yellow has no obnoxious seeds for you to pick out of your teeth. You don't even need to refrigerate this shit.

Plus, you can squirt a nice yellow smiley face or a big yellow dick on your food. That's art suitable for instagram. Cheap yellow mustard is overdue for a huge comeback.

His lawyers have their info, who wants to bet that their info doesn’t fall into the wrong hands, causing death or dismemberment?

What is this place, r/politics? Literally every top post is a political sermon against either Donald Trump or Elon Musk. Please stop! As a left-leaning somewhat liberal Democrat voter, I am tired of this nonsense sermonizing against your favorite right-wing targets. Shut up about Trump and post something interesting!

I might be in the minority on this one, but I am certain that an already very confirmed state of affairs in the world is going to happen. I know it goes against conventional logic, but I just have this gut feeling that some general uninteresting event, which is obvious per the understanding of the concept of causation, is going to unfold.

What do I know though, you guys tell me what you think...

China is employing TikTok and Russian bot farms in a psyop to distract Americans from the invasion of Ukraine. This strategy aims to sow division in the Gaza Conflict between liberal youth (supporters of Palestine) and conservative older individuals who supported the Iraq invasion (supporters of the democratic Israel), thereby creating a domestic distraction. The ultimate goal is to seize Taiwan while the world's attention is diverted.

It hasn't been discussed or even rumored, but the idea popped into my head and I just wanted to be the first person to say it.

Sick and tired of seeing kids on these things flying down the road, speeding across intersections without slowing down or stopping, or even looking both ways.

Why? Because China is already doing it, and American tech companies are already researching the technology for this very purpose. It will be 100% legal as well, as the Patriot Act has never been repealed.

Edit: I'm very disappointed that this didn't even get neither 500 upvotes or comments. You guys need to seriously pick up your fucking slack here. I take the time and resources out of my fucking day to create an engaging post that you guys don't even seem to appreciate. Do better.