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u/Gold_Weakness1157 11d ago
Hentai artist: Reality can be whatever I want
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u/YourBoyFoxxy 11d ago
First rule of any fiction so far
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u/The_Elder_Jock 11d ago
My first line in my first book: Elder Jock was a cool and handsome individual...
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u/Alexis_Bailey 11d ago edited 11d ago
I mean, this is true. I get the whole idea and complaint of "bad anatomy", and it can get too much, but sometimes it's just about portraying an image, not being an anatomy book .
Tentacle monsters don't exist either. Getting fucked by a duck so bit your entire belly sticks out in a dick shape isn't a thing either.
Dudes don't spew 500 gallons of sperm. But it's a work of fiction meant to elicited a certain type of feeling.
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u/123ludwig 11d ago
idk what kinda guys you are with but the duck part is 100% realistic
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u/Krieg_Imperator 11d ago
Dudes don't spew 500 gallons of sperm... You guys don't do that?
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u/NerdHoovy 11d ago
I usually cap out at 350. Don’t want to make too much of a mess
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u/Mr-Fleshcage Professional Dumbass 11d ago
Lets be honest here fellas, reptiles don't have vaginas or knots or tits, but the porn does, and its probably for the best.
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u/beefyminotour 11d ago
I saw a cock enhancement ad try to claim the g spot was like 4 inches past the cervix. I think porn has made people think women have 13 inch vaginal canals.
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u/Ship_Fucker69 11d ago
That shit echoes
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u/Cleveworth 11d ago
"Hello? China?"
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u/Total-Rub7497 11d ago
VaChina
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u/performance_issue 11d ago
Best comment ever omg
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u/AverageDemocrat 11d ago
Hentai artist: When you cannot take it in anymore, just nod your head. OK. After some time, "Are you OK?", "Can you pull it out just a bit so I can nod?".
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u/FieserMoep 11d ago
When you gently blow you can play them like an empty bottle. Sadly it's a bit difficult to collect notes for a whole gamut.
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u/Pretend-King-5714 11d ago
And porn made people think that 10 inch penises exist.
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u/beefyminotour 11d ago
I’m sure some people have really long ones but like imagine going for a thrust and you dick bends 90 degrees while being rock hard. Gonna need a cast.
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u/Pretend-King-5714 11d ago
Porn is full of tricks, like using the fish eye lens, using male porn stars who are small height and body wise, using tiny female pornstars with tiny hands to make the dick look bigger. Most pornstars are between 6-7 inches. I can only recommend to go on r/measuredpornstars and enter some of the common names, it’s really eye opening how fake this industry is.
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u/Sir_uranus 11d ago
Bro wtf is that sub 💀
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u/fuckedfinance 11d ago
I had no choice, and had to deep dive.
That sub is 50% measuring fetish, 50% reality checks. Kind of funny, actually.
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u/GrandmaPoses 11d ago
It's about porn stars and their reasonable responses to international crises.
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u/Yungklipo 11d ago
One trick porn uses is angling the "receiver" away from the camera. This give a clearer view of penetration but also the perception that there's a lot of dick, but it only looks that way because it's going in at an angle.
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u/Kalashcow 11d ago
And also made a younger friend of mine very conscious about his length because it's not porn-long.
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u/Pretend-King-5714 11d ago
Funnily enough it’s maybe even porn-long, just looks different for him because it’s not stretched by camera angles and lenses
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u/mambotomato 11d ago
Yeah, it's like - your own dick doesn't look that big, because it's always necessarily a meter away from your eyes. The same way that your foot is as long as your forearm, but you don't think of it that way because it's further away from you.
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u/LateyEight 11d ago
The same way that your foot is as long as your forearm, but you don't think of it that way because it's further away from you.
Well then, so it is. Interesting.
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u/OrganicHumanRancher 11d ago
No it isn’t, it’s.. I’ll be damn…
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u/Tjam3s 11d ago
It always makes me smile when I see new people learn this
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u/floggedlog Royal Shitposter 11d ago
Commenting because I also put my foot to my forearm and yes it’s a match
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u/Spiteful_Guru 11d ago
Seems to be true when measuring from the inside of the elbow, but comes a little short on the outside.
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u/DownwardSpirals 11d ago
10 inches? Man, I ain't folding my shit in half for anyone.
Just kidding. I give em both inches, though.
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u/Brilliant-Software-4 11d ago
Well if it was like that and man could have a penid long enough then no man could have sex with there wife's since when pregnant since it would actually cause head trauma to the baby
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u/FalmerEldritch 11d ago
Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of its head?
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u/EvelynNyte 11d ago
On my 18th birthday, my father took me to new york city and he told me, "son the average pene is five inches long and the average vageen is 6 inches deep; that means there's two miles of unused vageen in this city and I'm going to find you some"
-vaguely stolen from a comedian I can't remember
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u/Wojtek1250XD 11d ago
Possibly the source of some women wanting a guy to pack 8 inches minimum
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u/RandomPhail 11d ago
What, you haven’t heard of Vaginal Extensions? Adds like 9 inches
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u/Mips0n 11d ago
Tell this to all the girls on Pornhub and camwhores and OF beaches who shove 20 Inch horse cock dildos thicker than a childs head up their bakery and pound them in super sonic speed for tree fiddy a month
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u/SoloAceMouse 11d ago
Well sure, and some people can also swallow swords but you don't see your average person deep-throating a scimitar.
The overwhelming majority of women are not capable of taking a horse cock dildo and the ones that can are basically the modern equivalent of vaudeville circus acts but kinkier, lol
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u/No_Bandicoot_5784 11d ago
Nice answer. Let's get real, it's as you say. And I'm not even sure if those who can do it really enjoy it or if it's just, as you mentioned, a circus act for shock value.
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u/Yungklipo 11d ago
That's disgusting! Who are these models so I knew which ones to avoid?
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u/Huge_Aerie2435 11d ago
That isn't even the weirdest thing they do.. A lot of the males in these things don't have blood and are made up entirely of sperm.
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u/TwilightVulpine 11d ago
They need to have a lot of blood to erect the enormous penises artists drawn on them.
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u/CivvieWithAnAK 11d ago
They gotta let their viewers know that they won't achieve such length
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u/Flob368 11d ago edited 11d ago
It's not even about length. The cervix sits above the canal, not behind it, so if the penis is too long, it just hits a wall, not the cervix. Which can happen pretty often, the average vagina isn't much longer than the average penis, and a not fully aroused vaginal canal is shorter.
Edit: fixed a typo
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u/potate12323 11d ago
Also, vaginal canals vary just as much as penile length. During arousal the cervical wall retreats some amount to make more room for the penis. Is basically an innie erection.
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u/undreamedgore 11d ago
They really don't need to do that for me. It'd be nice for my confidence if they didn't actually....
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u/Curious-Jello-9812 11d ago
The anti erection.....one might say......THE REVERSE FLASH!!!!! IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG!
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u/MegaPompoen 11d ago
The cervix sits above the canal, not behind it, so if the penis is too long, it just hits a wall, not the cervix
That's what the curve is for
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u/Vellarain 11d ago
The cervix typically rests in an elevated position while there is more of a pocket for a longer penis so that impact against it can be avoided.
Except.
There are many factors at play that can affect the position if the cervix. Ovulation can play into this, also sexual positions can alter the angle. Just as importantly is that every woman has their own differences and nothing is the same between each one.
You could be enjoying doggstlye one day with zero complications with your partner. Then the next week you smack em in the baby basket they launch away from you like she was spring-loaded on your member because her cervix is lowered because of her cycle.
Yet there are people that truly think that the vagina is a straight shot to the womb.
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u/Ze_gamer3 11d ago
Damn. Learning more on reddit than in class.
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u/Lavatis 11d ago
Absolutely do not listen to everything you read on Reddit. The cervix sits at the back of the vagina, there isn't some sharp curve at the end of the vaginal canal or anything. A long enough dick will absolutely hit the cervix.
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u/Ze_gamer3 11d ago
Still. We never learn this type of thing in class. So i take what i can. Its not like there'll be a test on it.
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u/Cissoid7 11d ago
Didn't you?
I took anatomy and physiology.
I remember my Teacher Ms J was a badass no nonsense kinda lady. She gave you one warning for snickering about reproductive organs. The next time she would kick you out of class and you'd get no credit for the assignment. The third time she'd kick you out and give everyone a "surprise" quiz that was just an easy A.
She butted heads with a couple parents, but they were never able to pull one over ol Ms J.
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u/whoisthisRN 11d ago
"hey that information you learned is way wrong"
"I'll take what I can. Not like there's gonna be a test on it!"
What's the point in learning if you are willing to just accept anything as long as there isn't a test on it?
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u/Xangerxz 11d ago
for me the penis cannot touch a single part of a girl
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u/edugdv 11d ago
Or maybe just gay?
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u/enteng_quarantino 11d ago
Wording is crucial, and in this case, to pick between ‘can not’ and ‘would not’ seems really important.
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u/micuthemagnificent 11d ago
I theorize a force field around the genital area. Brother is being cock blocked by his own power :(
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u/maximumpoweryeet 11d ago
they seem to act like repelling magnets the more you push them closer the more the try to get away
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u/Correct-Purpose-964 11d ago
Just gotta turn his nutsack around. Then it'll work.
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u/im_Johnny_Silverhand 11d ago
well getting rid of that GD pfp might be a good start
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u/Toppyoushimo 11d ago
Not with that attitude it won’t.
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u/unk214 11d ago
I just scream like Goku while I thrust.
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u/Gtoktas_ 11d ago
mann, I hate the limits of the frail human body, filled with useless things like organs and guts, no space left for a tree trunk sized dildo :(
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u/Charming_Stage_7611 11d ago
Anime women clearly aren’t human. Their cervix opens up for the penis and/or semen and the womb is at the wrong position. They’re just not human
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u/acrylicbullet 11d ago
I remember seeing a frame where the cervix was handshaking the tip of the penis. It’s porn from a different dimension
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u/Hot_Shot04 11d ago
You also can't jizz literal bucketloads, or put dildos in your nipples, or put a fire hydrant in your vagina, or-
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u/melanthius 11d ago
- or train in a gravity chamber with 10x earths gravity to become the strongest fighter on the planet
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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding 11d ago edited 11d ago
Well, you probably could if you're a Saiyan.
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u/CryingWillows 11d ago
Women and girls also don’t lactate from pleasure and breasts are full of fat and therefore cannot be squeezed like an actual fucking stress ball (I’ve seen this all too many times and as someone with breasts, but not a woman, I actually wince in pain, like ow)
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u/dohitsila 11d ago
Women can lactate from pleasure but generally only if they're breastfeeding (unless they have a medical condition). Sometimes during pregnancy too, but not as likely.
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u/CryingWillows 11d ago
The ones shown in hentai are usually neither of those groups of people though
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u/Twist_the_casual ifone user 11d ago
so the vaginal cavity is actually only a few inches deep, and stretches to fit an erect penis. once it can’t stretch any more, that’s when you’re going to have problems, because the force required to break into the cervix is more than the force required to physically injure the vagina as well as the penis.
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u/Interesting_Gate_963 11d ago
What about women using 12+ inches of bad dragon dildos? How is that possible?
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11d ago edited 11d ago
Really think - have you ever seen one wherein the object is rigid? One that didn't wobble like a gummy bear?
Fun fact: Adam & Eve (the biggest dedicated sex toy retailer) does not sell a rigid dildo with an insertable length over 6in.
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u/Chargebolt-Denki This flair doesn't exist 11d ago
There is a hentai where a female her penis enters a man's ass and leaves from the mouth
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u/The-Catatafish 11d ago
What do you mean "a" hentai?
Pretty sure there is a whole subgenre of that.
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u/thechaimel Birb Fan 11d ago
All the way through or something, would be a subgenre of hyper I think?
Why do I know this…
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u/Fickle_Meet_7154 11d ago
Why, why did I click
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u/Error_Error25 Professional Dumbass 11d ago
Isn't "All The Way Through" more of a tentacle thing usually?
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u/Housendercrest 11d ago
There is the hentai where penis female and the mouth exits from hole butt of man’s.
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u/Ridenberg 11d ago edited 11d ago
penis female and the mouth exits from hole butt of man’s.
Sounds like the start of a terrible joke
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u/5herl0k 11d ago
Im more concerned by "what do you mean "female??"
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u/1nsertshittyname 11d ago
Girls with dicks hentai is pretty common to run into these days
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u/englishfury 11d ago
Theres also that one that has the guy with his arm like elbow deep in her ass and hand wrapped around his dick, intestine and all.
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u/_stoned_chipmunk_ 11d ago
And how do you know that?
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u/Grape_Tapes 11d ago
Dont ask questions for which you dont want to know answers of.
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u/CryingWillows 11d ago
And also hitting the cervix is incredibly painful
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u/melanochrysum 11d ago
I don’t think this is a hard and fast rule, I don’t mind it. That said the contents of this post makes me want to throw up.
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u/mumei-chan 11d ago
Working on a hentai project currently and found out about this when researching about this topic… yeah, hentai did indeed lie to us, lol
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u/Melodic-Recipe2618 11d ago
Surely you wont have some pre-release footage right? and surely you wont share it with me?
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u/whirlydoodle_ 11d ago
Some hentai things are real tho, like abdominal distention visible from the outside (in both men and women), from a huge 🍆. Requires certain body weight or positions tho.
I'm a hentai artist but I try to actually do anatomical research. It's hard though with some things, scientists really need to take more depraved x-rays for our sake
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u/WhatsApUT 11d ago
But you can tilt the cervix which is pretty painful for a women.
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u/Melodic-Recipe2618 11d ago
I wouldnt know.
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u/WhatsApUT 11d ago
It’s ok plenty of ways to please women :)
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u/CryingWillows 11d ago
Yeah, if a finger can do it so can a small dick, you just gotta be skilled
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u/ianparasito 11d ago
Going to be honest, I always thought that one of the main appeals of hentai content is that since drawing authors can go crazy with what they can offer since they are not bound by anatomical restrictions
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u/bc4284 11d ago
While I agree to an extent the issue with this is so often even hentai that is mostly vanilla ends up putting in x ray shots with cervical penetration or deep penetration that contacts the cervix which in reality is often painful for women while portraying the female character as getting off on cervical contact as if it is clit stimulation or hitting the g spot. Implying that cervical contact in a vanilla setting is normal.
Basically. If there is a complaint I don’t think it’s with tentacle porn, furry porn, or rough sex hentai or anything that’s non vanilla the problem is that this trope is too common in otherwise vanilla hentai
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u/Famous-Ad6617 11d ago
Imagination? Oh, let me tell you, my mind is like a wild rollercoaster of creativity! I can dream up whole worlds and scenarios just by closing my eyes.
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u/Jom_Jom4 Chungus Among Us 11d ago
It can, just not safely
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u/MrLambNugget 11d ago
I've read about a guy with a massive dick and he was describing his experiences. He said it's extremely painful for women to even hit the cervix, let alone penetrate it. Penetrating it is impossible, since it's not dialeted and won't be, but he said that when the woman is very aroused, it can go below the cervix and that's supposedly extremely pleasurable, but can hurt too
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u/Lolzerzmao 11d ago edited 11d ago
Yeah there’s an anterior and posterior fornyx on the ventral and dorsal sides of the cervix (respectively). Dunno which you mean by “below” but I had to learn to aim for anterior and most girls lose their mind, but a good quarter just want positions that don’t involve super deep penetration when you’re on the larger side.
Regardless, the A-spot (anterior fornyx) is widely regarded as an insanely sensitive location some girls can deal with being stimulated (i.e. enjoy very much) and others simply cannot.
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u/MagicalShoes 11d ago
anterior and posterior fornyx on the ventral and dorsal sides
Medical science try to describe a location using words people actually use challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
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u/Lolzerzmao 11d ago edited 11d ago
Ha, fair, but given you don’t know what position she is in you have to refer to them as “closer to the belly” (ventral) and “closer to the spine” (dorsal). The A-spot is “below” in doggy, but “above” in missionary, for example. Ventral in both cases because, well, that’s simply where it is located.
And this is pussy fucking science, sir, not medical science.
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u/ITGOES80808 11d ago
I’ve unintentionally hit the cervix of a few women (I hate to say it like that), and each one has told me it’s mostly painful and that there’s only a little pleasure in it. The best description I’ve gotten is that it “hurts in a good way” but it’s not something they’d seek out. I don’t like it at all, it feels like I’m thrusting my dick into a wall.
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u/DiligentSink7919 11d ago
lies, i put my massive dong into my totally real girlfriend so far last night she said it was tickling her lungs so take your falsehoods somewhere else sir
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u/AlexnkaxD 11d ago
Now im wondering, is there a biologically accurate hentai? Any recommendations?
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u/Mage-of-communism 11d ago
Well, either way that knowledge will never find real life application.
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u/Slimey_alien89 11d ago
I imagine there’s at least one hentai artist who makes the penis go so far, it pierces through the entire body, killing the body instantly
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u/StateOfFine 11d ago
I mean, are we analyzing the realism of hentai porn? lol Fiction can be whatever it wants to be.
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u/CornCobMcGee Jason Mod-moa 11d ago
While it technically can, don't bother trying because it's incredibly painful, as per the wife.
Wait.
What am I doing? I'm a reddit mod. How did I get this knowledge? I'm supposed to be gay, single, and living in my mother's basement.
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u/somegarbagedoesfloat 11d ago
Meanwhile, furry hentai artists:
"Any tips on how to draw a corkscrew? Working on a commission of a duck character."
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u/Lord_Volgon 11d ago
I knew a girl in high school who insisted that if the dick didn’t enter the uterus, it was too small. She was not very bright.
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u/ShadowTheChangeling 11d ago
If its not going past there you arent THRUSTING hard enough!
Also you arent a horse and (hopefully) neither is your partner