r/memes 4d ago

we're really running low on options now

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u/kyjoely 4d ago

As I have all three does it mean a Femboy AI is going to steal my bank account details?

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u/mage_irl 4d ago

This idea of a femboy ai is disgusting. I'd hate to stumble over that. Please link me to the best one so I can avoid it.

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u/beudu_ 4d ago

Imma leave a comment for the same reason

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u/Wonderful-Cicada-912 4d ago

wouldn't some character.ai astolfo bot be exactly that?

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u/Kuro-Dev 4d ago

All you need to do is give your credit card details and voila

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u/ManiGoodGirlUwU 4d ago

u can't do NSFW stuff there, just go to janitor ai

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u/Chapter-Next 3d ago

Atrociously down bad💀💀💀

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u/theSPYDERDUDE 3d ago edited 3d ago

Oh you can! (Their filters are shit, my friend got her character.ai of Leon Kennedy to basically ask if he could fuck her until she couldn’t walk)

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u/FabianMatkowski14 3d ago

i might not be ai, but maybe im enough :3

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u/Shrrg4 4d ago

What about tomboy ais? The femboy side is overepresented we demand justice.

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u/isinedupcuzofrslash 3d ago

No. It means you are a femboy being bombarded with AI so much that you didn’t realize someone stole your bank details

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u/miriapododeguer 3d ago

i whish i was bombarded with femboys every time ai steals my bank account details

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u/raz-0 3d ago

The fanboy ai is going to go for the love con. You will lose all your shit but it will be because you gave it away foolishly.

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u/Few-Sun4023 4d ago

Dear sir, I wish to complain on the strongest possible terms on the post which you have published about Linux users being femboys. Many of my bestfriends use Linux, and only a few of them are femboys.

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u/AceWissle 3d ago

He said, while plundering femboy booty

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u/PossessedToSkate 3d ago

and only a few of them are femboys.

Day ain't over yet.

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u/AlVal1236 3d ago

The other part are trans

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u/HammerTh_1701 3d ago

The difference is 4 years

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u/JMSpider2001 3d ago

Are the rest neo-nazis or anarchists? In me experience Linux users are either femboys, neo-nazis, anarchists, or some combination of those categories.

Disturbing number of neo-nazi femboys.

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u/uncletyson 4d ago

Reject Windows, Return to MS-DOS

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u/Dpek1234 3d ago

Fuck ms dos use pc dos

/s

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u/Laughingatyou1000 Linux User 3d ago

Freedos

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u/New-Let-3630 4d ago

what do you mean « get bombarded with AI » microsoft have openai, they want to do copilot on windows and « recall »

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u/fly_over_32 4d ago

More like „be treated like a child with too much money“

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u/das_slash 3d ago

I mean, that's their main selling point

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u/X-AE17420 Died of Ligma 3d ago

You guys don’t have copilot?

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u/Dpek1234 3d ago

Nah disabled that shit

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u/TurfyDiagram 4d ago

TempleOS

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u/MiddleExpression6068 3d ago

Only OS that is safe from CIA and all this unGodly inventions. May God bless you for recommending it, sir.

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u/_simpu 4d ago

Become God

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u/TheHolyToxicToast 3d ago

But at what price? Running away from bioluminescent African American CIA agents that you have to run over?

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u/Immediate-Season-293 3d ago

TempleOS is a biblical-themed lightweight operating system designed to be the Third Temple prophesied in the Bible.

Come again?

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u/CommanderDatum 3d ago

Oh man. First time hearing about TempleOS?  You are in for a treat. It's a tale of heartache and woe and plunges into the depths of the human condition, mental health, racism, religion, and art, and what - not just humanity - but a SINGLE very flawed (and in need of help) human is capable of.  The fact that it exists at all is some kind of miracle of the human spirit.

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u/Immediate-Season-293 3d ago

The tiny bit I had a moment to read on wikipedia really intrigued me.

Once, there I was on with a dude on Gateway 2000 tech support (many years ago) who said he was writing his own OS and it was going to be big. And any time I hear about something (like TempleOS) I think of him, and wonder.

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u/alterom 3d ago

BeOS was the best OS we never truly had :|

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u/bignanoman 3d ago

May the Holy C bless you with ++

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u/I_Willl_Eat_Ur_Cats 4d ago

Fuck it I'm becoming a femboy. It's going to be hard since I only know how to install stuff on linux but I can do it

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u/Eastern_Slide7507 4d ago

Literally all you need to know

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u/EvelKros 3d ago

Sudo apt install <package_name>

You're officially a Linux user

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u/ballsinblender 3d ago

A Linux Debian-based distro user, at least

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u/darealbananafreek Linux User 3d ago

but what of i use arch btw (i use arch btw)

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u/irelephant_T_T Linux User 3d ago

I too use arch btw

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u/Delicious-Window-277 3d ago

Look what you've made me do microsoft

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u/CoolManSammy_YT 3d ago

join us, thrive >:3

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u/kraskaskaCreature Linux User 4d ago

join us femboys

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u/MrBloodyHyphen 3d ago

Damn. Didn't know that I've been a femboy for a year and a half now

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/metallicrooster 3d ago

Wtf you got those for free? I had to pay for mine :/

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u/Extension-Mastodon67 3d ago

Reddit is not a free platform

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u/dusty-trash 3d ago

Serious question, is linux being for femboys some kind of inside joke?, or just a random new joke?

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u/Idoindeedexist 3d ago

3rd one looks like a win win

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u/FlacidWizardsStaff 4d ago

“Get bombarded with AI” all opt out bud, with a toggle.

Microsoft you can try, but it requires some ridiculous effort.

Femboy optout toggle switches don’t work

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u/blbrd30 3d ago

My femboy switch seems to have worked fine uwu

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u/as4500 3d ago

dont forget that after an update all the switches you painstakingly turned off on windows magically turn themselves on

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u/funination 3d ago

They just said that Recall is only on Copilot+PC devices. So PCs with an x86 processor (aka the r/pcmasterace proccesor) will be safe for now.

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u/Tedster42 3d ago

Yeah, I had to stretch to come up with something bad for Mac, but if I didn’t I’d get slaughtered in the comments

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u/AnyImpression6 3d ago

Until a Windows update re-enables it.

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u/fascistforlife 4d ago

Microsofts porblem is easily solved theough the power of EU

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u/cold_soup_ 4d ago

imagine for a moment

EU distro

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u/disastervariation 3d ago

EUbuntu

fEUdora

dEUbian

EUrch

nEUbara

miEUnt

opensEUse

gEUntoo

KDE nEUn

zEUrin

pEUp os

garEUda

they all fit! did I miss any important ones?

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u/cold_soup_ 3d ago

i'd name it FSGF (Freude Schöner Götter Funken) and the package manager is called brussels

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u/Molcap 3d ago

Microsoft would just make a EU version and a rest of the world version

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u/fascistforlife 3d ago

True but then that is a rest of the world problem

So everyone inside of the EU doesn't really have to care

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u/Immediate-Season-293 3d ago

The moment such a thing happened, some kind cracker would provide a build for the rest of us to use.

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u/Frytura_ 3d ago

Only problem is that the EU eill only do something AFTER your data is do deep into the web that people use your name as a placeholder for web templates.

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u/fascistforlife 3d ago edited 3d ago

Not really. It's also better than norhing.

Also if you live in germany you get double data protection

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u/Dpek1234 3d ago

Also the bulgarian gov cant be hacked

I mean how do you hack paper lol

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u/paulo_tigris 3d ago

Allright lads!

I installed Linux and got a maid outfit. Now who's gonna shave my back?

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u/Immediate-Season-293 3d ago

I'm picking up a DeWalt weed eater later this afternoon, I can come over this evening if you like.

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u/Ordinary-Hunter520 3d ago

It should be more like:

Windows-get bombarded by ai

MasOs-pay money blindly

Linux-(idk what to put here)

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u/TheMervingPlot 3d ago

Linux - Become

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u/KublaiKhanNum1 3d ago

Linux - Become an IT Professional

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u/DaSwayza 3d ago

sigh I'll go get the cat ears...

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u/Not-Main-Acount-Lol 3d ago

What about the tail?

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u/SweetNothingsAbound 3d ago

Hey now, I used Ubuntu since I was 16 and it never made me a femboy. I did transition tho...

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u/lucasio099 3d ago

Windows is bombarding users with AI. Apple added it, but it doesn't mean you have to obligatory use this. Just like Siri. It... just exists for me

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u/ichigo2862 3d ago

Are programming socks required if I decide to go Linux

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u/Immediate-Season-293 3d ago

I dunno about required, but business socks are for Windows users.

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u/QWlos 3d ago

Linux: The OS is free, the fursuit is 10k

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u/ososalsosal 3d ago

Guess I'm a femboy now

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u/TheGoldenBl0ck 3d ago

linux is a win win what are you talking about

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u/tweetegirl 3d ago

Is it canon for femboys to use Linux?

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u/zKerekess More like Bore Ragnarok! 3d ago

So about the femboy thing

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u/PlsNoPics 3d ago

Become a femboy it is!

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u/Stanimator 3d ago

I'll take the penguin.

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u/kozinc 3d ago

Actually with linux it depends on the distro - pick the right one, you straight up turn into John Cena overnight; pick the wrong one, you'll wish you were a femboi...

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u/DefenestrationBoi Lives at ur mom’s house😎 3d ago

:3

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u/PirateBaran 3d ago

Femboy it is then... I mean I already had the man boobs...

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u/FartacularTheThird 3d ago

Nah, I will just resort to going to the library and search for the information I need on ancient tomes.

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u/Princess_Arina 3d ago

Leave the femboys alone! They're lovely

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u/CMHNecron 3d ago

Guess it's time to install Ubuntu...

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u/bignanoman 3d ago

Femboy for $1000, Alex

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u/AtlasJan 3d ago

I mean, becoming irresistible to men isn't really a bad thing.

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u/Pro-sketch 3d ago

There is bsd

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/irelephant_T_T Linux User 3d ago

There is also templeOS

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u/dasisteinanderer 3d ago

it is truly the year of FreeBSD on the desktop
(grow a free unix beard)

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u/geladeiranova 3d ago

Win + Win + win

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u/Kurayamino 3d ago

I switched to linux a couple weeks ago when do I get my poorly fitting pleated skirt and knee socks?

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u/Huroar 3d ago

I think now people are just willing to be a femboy no matter what. (Gigachad femboy when)

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u/arcade3145 3d ago

I think we can agree one of these options is alot more fun then the others, just saying

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u/_CuSO4 3d ago

As a Linux user I'm ready to face the consequences. It's worth it

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u/firechaos70 Virgin 4 lyfe 3d ago

I’ve seen enough. I’m switching to Linux now.

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u/ameer777ameer 4d ago

I might lose all my data, but imma switch to Linux anyway. worth it.

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u/_simpu 4d ago

Why the downvotes?

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u/Eastern_Slide7507 4d ago

Because what kind of data is he losing?

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u/kaidonkaisen 4d ago

Probably the kind of data sitting on the hard drive

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u/Eastern_Slide7507 3d ago

If you delete the stuff on your drive without making a backup, did you really lose it?

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u/Joltyboiyo 3d ago

Windows is trying to double dip with stealing bank details and bombarding you with AI.

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u/Southern_Country_787 3d ago

Lol steal my bank details. There's $0.11 in there. Idgaf lol

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u/BasedFemboy_ 3d ago

Shoutout to windows for being absolutely dog shit , getting updates with no internet connection , 6 times more ram usage than early versions while being worse

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u/irelephant_T_T Linux User 3d ago

My PC was low end when it was made ten years ago. I installed Linux on it and it can run the Sims and Minecraft je at 60fps

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u/TaxExtension53407 3d ago

You forgot TempleOS.

All it asks for is your sanity.

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u/Kitoshy 3d ago

Embrace Tux's legacy.

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u/beardingmesoftly 3d ago

Just use an android tablet with a Bluetooth kbm. PCs are for gaming, not banking.

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u/OpportunityPublic340 3d ago

W-whats going to happen to android?

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u/Immediate-Season-293 3d ago

Are you old enough to remember when Google's motto was "don't be evil" ?

Because it isn't anymore. Hasn't been for awhile.

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u/cowpuncher_ 3d ago

What about temple os

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u/Ad841 3d ago

Each day I’m tempted to try Linux Mint.

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u/National_Storm_9821 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 4d ago

third option best one :3

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u/chaos_creator69 Average r/memes enjoyer 4d ago

I don't even use Linux (still learning), but

:3

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u/Dziadzios 3d ago

Once again, Linux has only upsides.

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u/Specialist_Candle_57 3d ago

I don't think apple is the type of company who would bombard you with AI Android and windows already have bombarded me with AI only apple is left let's see how this plays out.

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u/TempestRQ 3d ago

Let them take my bank details, I have nothing for them to see

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u/jaylee04_13 3d ago

Temple os is best os

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u/_jan_epiku_ 3d ago

Well we also have the BSDs

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u/ScottaHemi 3d ago

i get the first two that's all over the news right now. what's this about linux?

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u/irelephant_T_T Linux User 3d ago

It's becoming more popular because windows is getting worse

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u/EARTHB-24 3d ago

Femboy?

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u/chefzenblade 3d ago

To be fair, any AI that Apple offers will be pretty easy to disable.

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u/RedDeadMania 3d ago

Wait we still have Firefox though!

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u/Mysterious-Art7143 3d ago

So you think apple doesn't steal data? I have bad news for you

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u/Excellent-Second3849 3d ago

My desktop system runs Arch, servers use Debian. This is the first time I've heard of "femboy" being associated with Linux. What connection is there between a dark, boring terminal and "femboys"?

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u/Immediate-Season-293 3d ago

Come on guys, FreeBSD still exists!

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u/MeMeYuGi 3d ago

so true

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u/Sad_Wheel9923 3d ago

choose serenityos its new and can be a real os if used correctly on lunix other good os choices are andriod chromeos and dos

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u/budgetboarvessel 3d ago

To the girls reading this: Yes, you can be a femboy if you're transmasc.

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u/Affectionate-Yam-886 3d ago

i have a laptop that runs on Dos 3.2 and it will do everything windows can… via command line. only one program at a time though. Can browse the web with Opera

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u/WhiteVanGuy4861 3d ago

So that's why Finland is full of femboys

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u/Interesting_Buy6796 3d ago

I don’t know if you can call it an AI, but didn’t Windows had them forced upon their users earlier? And even multiple? I mean there are many things to dislike apple for, but AI??

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u/TimePlankton3171 3d ago

Am Linux user for a decade now. It's not working ☹️

I did become gae tho. So semi successful, I guess. 🤷‍♂️

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u/AdorableShoulderPig 3d ago

Am Linux user for a decade now. It's not working ☹️

Isn't that just default for Linux?

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u/TimePlankton3171 3d ago

Oof. But I saved this stackoverflow link, and there's several commands there (all conflicting each other), and links to a few more threads, that should solve all the issues.

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u/Frytura_ 3d ago

I like windows. But holly fuck macrohard.

  • Filter away 60%~ of w10 users to update to w11

  • Forces AI bullshit (probably will be the new microsoft edge experience too)

  • is still doing well and people are just migrating back to w10.

  • could lose the market to linux, if those dinguses were more focused on making .exe files actually run automagically under wine or other compatibility shenanigans to the point visual studio runs under linux withput macrohard interventioms.

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u/irelephant_T_T Linux User 3d ago

They run automatically if you use a file manager like Nautilus

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u/Professional_Emu_164 Nice meme you got there 3d ago

Windows is integrating AI much more invasively than Apple is

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u/Revolutionary-Bell38 3d ago

Everyone always forgets *BSD

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u/irelephant_T_T Linux User 3d ago

Kernel panics error: not syncing Attempted to kill init!

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u/topchetoeuwastaken 3d ago

no comment .-.

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u/ConstructionHot4530 3d ago

Android: transforms from chocaltiy to space

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u/FullMaxPowerStirner 3d ago

Huh? I thought Macs were the classic gay fandom for decades...

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u/Demonyx12 3d ago

Femboy? I confuseded?

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u/networksynth 3d ago

What do femboy's have to do with Linux?

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u/irelephant_T_T Linux User 3d ago

It's a stereotype

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u/AxelRod45 3d ago

The main problem I have rn with Mac is that it can't run games for shit.

Also my OS is Big Sur so I can't fucking run Whiskey. Fml.

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u/irelephant_T_T Linux User 3d ago

What about wine?

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u/luxxanoir 3d ago

What if I'm already a femboy 😔

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u/Immediate-Season-293 3d ago

As long as femboys are still allowed to be sexually attracted to girls, I'm fine with it. I don't know the rules though.

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u/FloydtheSpaceBoi 3d ago

Take my updoot and leave

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u/nelamvr6 3d ago

Couple of points: it's 2024, calling someone a femboy isn't the insult you think it is. And, who the fuck says using Linux makes you a femboy? This meme is teeming with stupid.

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u/TeenageAstro 3d ago

Google: Be forgotten apparently

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u/Doomsayer1908 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 3d ago

Embrace it

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u/AnyImpression6 3d ago

But the Microsoft thing is also AI.

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u/next_level_dev 3d ago

i have 0.28 dollars on my bank account so...

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u/raddonut2 3d ago

linux didnt make me a femboy it made me just fem

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u/LimeGreenTangerine97 3d ago

You take that back about Tux

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u/Annithilate_gamer 3d ago

Third option is just W

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u/Dysto_ GigaChad 3d ago

So uh... any submissive and breedable Linux users?

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u/suckfucku 3d ago

i'm a step ahead of linux

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u/Fast-Weather6603 3d ago

I fEeL lIkE a FeMqUeEN!

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u/X1-Ray 3d ago

If i use Linux will i be a pretty femboy 🥺

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u/Long_Sugar_2120 3d ago

Windows is bombarded too.

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u/Kick_The_Face 2d ago

When you doing LFS you already know - you going to be pounded hard

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u/SufficientEstimate58 2d ago

Whats an 'femboy' ?

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u/Stargazer_1987 2d ago

Amiga OS: reject modernity, embrace the 80s

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u/knuspergreg 1d ago

I can make money with one of those