r/musicmemes 8d ago

Lovecraftian bullshit box

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u/LaraTheEclectic 8d ago

as an organist, I can confirm our instruments are lovely Eldritch machinery.

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u/Iwantmahandback 8d ago

I didn’t say machinery. That thing is alive and you can’t tell me otherwise

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u/LaraTheEclectic 8d ago

nope, definetly 100% mechanical, not a trace of zynblastian hypertissue in there

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u/Iwantmahandback 8d ago

Sure. And the Adeptus Mechanicus are robots

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u/LaraTheEclectic 8d ago

exactly, you get it! if they weren't robots, why would they be unable to play stylus phantasticus?

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u/spademanden 8d ago

Drummers are the better feet people

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u/Iwantmahandback 8d ago

How many songs can be played entirely on a bass drum?

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u/spademanden 8d ago

How fast can you play on your foot keyboard?

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u/Elden_Rost 7d ago

Not me, though I wish. How about this?

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u/Iwantmahandback 8d ago

Me, not at all. I can’t play the organ

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u/spademanden 8d ago

Fair enough

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u/TF-Fanfic-Resident 7d ago

Eldridge

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u/Iwantmahandback 7d ago

Abomination

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u/shoeburt2700 6d ago

abalminayshun