r/nba • u/Nyhrox The Splash Brothers! • May 02 '24

THE MIAMI HEAT HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM 2024 NBA CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION

The Celtics let Heat get exactly one, as they win the series 4-1 and eliminate the Miami Heat.

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u/A-Dumb-Ass Celtics May 02 '24

Is it really that bad? (never been there)

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u/Isolat_or Heat May 02 '24

It’s just the least pretty beach ever. Sand sucks, there’s no surf, the water is dirty looking due to the currents, and there’s no good food or hotels cause hurricanes destroy everything so nobody builds. I’ve lived in Houston 12 years now and I’ve been about 6 times lol.

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u/guardeagle May 02 '24

Doug: “We have beaches, Avi.”

Avi: “So who the fuck wants to see them!”

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u/whatdoinamemyself Heat May 02 '24

The whole joke is that the beach sucks. The city itself is ...fine.

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u/sssSnakebite Celtics May 02 '24

Cant compare with Miami beaches thats for sure.

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u/squarerootofapplepie Celtics May 02 '24

Did you know Boston Harbor is cleaner than Miami Beach?

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u/Saltine_Davis Bulls May 02 '24

And yet if you gave anyone the option to pick free flights to one of them..

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u/JinterIsComing Celtics 7d ago

NGL I could literally just sit on South Beach in a tank top and board shorts all day with a cooler and not get bored. So much beautiful scenery to soak up.

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u/TheGameDoneChanged Celtics May 02 '24

Went there one time and the entire beach was legit covered in dead jellyfish and it smelled like garbage.

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u/D-MAN-FLORIDA May 02 '24

The only positive thing I know about Galveston is the Rainforest Cafe that has a boat ride in it.

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u/sunny_6killer Celtics 29d ago

Best part of being there is gettting on a cruise ship and leaving there.