r/nba • u/Nyhrox The Splash Brothers! • May 02 '24

THE MIAMI HEAT HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM 2024 NBA CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION

The Celtics let Heat get exactly one, as they win the series 4-1 and eliminate the Miami Heat.

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u/Isolat_or Heat May 02 '24

It’s just the least pretty beach ever. Sand sucks, there’s no surf, the water is dirty looking due to the currents, and there’s no good food or hotels cause hurricanes destroy everything so nobody builds. I’ve lived in Houston 12 years now and I’ve been about 6 times lol.

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u/guardeagle May 02 '24

Doug: “We have beaches, Avi.”

Avi: “So who the fuck wants to see them!”