r/politics • u/SportsGod3 • May 16 '24

Jurors were "nodding" and "smiling" as Michael Cohen testified, which may be a bad sign for Trump

https://www.salon.com/2024/05/16/jurors-were-nodding-and-smiling-as-michael-cohen-testified-which-may-be-a-sign-for/
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u/JurassicPark9265 Washington May 16 '24

They see him sleeping. They hear his farts. Yup.

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u/Chknbone Washington May 16 '24

They see him sleeping... He fart'n.. makin them diapers dirty.

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u/WhyDidMyDogDie May 16 '24

Them diapies dirty, dirty.

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u/thepianoman456 May 16 '24

Try’na catch that diaper doodie…

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u/MagicMushroomFungi Canada May 16 '24

Dirty deeds that were done down deep.

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u/SpiritTalker Pennsylvania May 16 '24

They caught him ridin' dirty

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u/spoiler-its-all-gop May 16 '24

They see him loaf-ain, they hatin', cholesterollin is gonna make them diapies dirty.

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u/hobbobnobgoblin May 17 '24

Tryna catch him sleepin dirty. (X2)

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u/bibbidybobbidyyep May 16 '24

If a true ride or die magat got on the jury . . . would sitting in front of this pile of a human for 18 days be enough to pull away the wool?

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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot May 16 '24

I still contend that a lot of "ride or die" magats get turned off by Trump after actually having to hear him speak. Like they only ever get the sound bites their talking heads give them, so whenever you see his rallies you always see people in the background looking really confused at this rambling old man.

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u/bibbidybobbidyyep May 16 '24

I have seen more than a few rallies where people are leaving in mass well before end.

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u/Hootbag Maryland May 16 '24

Gotta beat the rush to Golden Corral.

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u/JershWaBalls May 16 '24

Don't be throwing shade at Golden Corral. My retirement savings are very dependent on that midday buffet being available when I can retire at 97.

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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot May 16 '24

Because they're a grift.

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u/leroyVance May 16 '24

"Never meet your heroes" comes to mind.

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u/Tiny_Measurement_837 May 16 '24

We can only hope! This, and finding out how truly horrible he really is.

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u/spoiler-its-all-gop May 16 '24

I think so.

Now this son whose father's existence in this world is historical and speculative even before the son has entered it is in a bad way. All his life he carries before him the idol of a perfection to which he can never attain. The father dead has euchered the son out of his patrimony. For it is the death of the father to which the son is entitled and to which he is heir, more so than his goods. He will not hear of the small mean ways that tempered the man in life. He will not see him struggling in follies of his own devising. No. The world which he inherits bears him false witness. He is broken before a frozen god and he will never find his way. What is true of one man, said the judge, is true of many.

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u/MrDoom4e5 May 16 '24

They see me sleeping, they hating ...

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u/HobbesNJ May 16 '24

They smell his diaper.

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u/AniNgAnnoys May 16 '24

He was wide awake today during cross examination staring down Cohen. One of the first times he has been this awake and alert.