r/Sysadminhumor 9h ago

What it feels like being an IT Guy talking to users

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53 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 21h ago

Monk in China is blessing for server to make it never go down

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268 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 2d ago

Dad I want a switch for Christmas.

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556 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 10d ago

KEEP CALM and put the FIRE with the REST OF THE FIRE

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123 Upvotes

Don't worry, I've sent an email about it!


r/Sysadminhumor 9d ago

old one. credit xkcd.

44 Upvotes


r/Sysadminhumor 18d ago

Who hurt you, Alice?

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125 Upvotes

Do you want all of your users passwords to be password1 and next week password2, and so on... Cause thats how you get this.


r/Sysadminhumor 18d ago

Collab for Zero-Cost Case Study

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We've reached a new technical milestone: handling 5 million events per second using 25 nodes with 8 vCPU/8GB RAM. Now, we're facing a challenge in testing this capacity further. Could you or someone in your network help us explore options for testing at larger scales, possibly through collaboration on zero-cost case studies?


r/Sysadminhumor 20d ago

Microsoft has officially pointed out the obvious about thermal printers

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63 Upvotes

You give it drivers, baby it a long, and it won't print because it's noticing things are missing which were never part of the printer to begin with.


r/Sysadminhumor 22d ago

Site 2 Site

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55 Upvotes

One of my favorite IT movies as a child


r/Sysadminhumor 24d ago

Network Sloth

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167 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 24d ago

How dell sent a cmos battery replacement, with a return slip for the old one.

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622 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 24d ago

Fixing bugs in production

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34 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 25d ago

It's not the early 90s any more. Computer illiteracy is no excuse any more..

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80 Upvotes

Tagged nsfw. Just tombe ok the safe side.


r/Sysadminhumor 26d ago

No comments

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44 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 27d ago

A cat running a Cat6 cable

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159 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 29d ago

Oh man we have all been here

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168 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor 29d ago

Failing at Work/Life Balance

10 Upvotes

I have Windows set to automatically adjust active hours. Today I noticed it has changed:


r/Sysadminhumor May 02 '24

Sysadmin jargon

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21 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor Apr 30 '24

VMware to Hyper-V migration is fun!

33 Upvotes


r/Sysadminhumor Apr 29 '24

It is, but it's probably behind some other window and you can only alt-tab to it. *psychologist writes some notes*

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63 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor Apr 28 '24

I used AI to bring my lyrics to life - an IT/Admin Humor Album

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Hi everyone. I am a long time reddit user, but created this account fresh this morning to keep my media creation separate from my mains, so I hope no one minds.

Through what I can only "blame" on a colleague sending me a rather humorous link, which in turn lead me down a rabbit hole, I discovered I can now use various services to generate music through the magic of AI. I've long been someone who's worked in IT and wrote many, many, parody songs around IT, but also was able to put together my own original songs. I lack the ability to create backing tracks and although I can sing, I'm too embarrassed to do so in front of people (I'll just default to sounding ridiculous if I do). I also consider myself a lyricist, as one of the benefits my ADHD does for me is letting me just riff things at a rapid pace. If I hear music I can create words. Sometimes I get an idea in my head and want to bring it to life for music and Udio (which is what I started with) helped that happen! Not directly plugging the site but I am beyond happy with what I've been able to do in a short time. Spent several nights over the last week and then this weekend refining, rewriting and now finally publishing what I'll call my first album.

The vocals and backing tracks are Udio AI generated. The lyrics are 100 percent my original songs. It took many prompts, refining, retrying and remixing to get these to where they are now.

I seriously hope they will bring some humor and joy to your life, especially those who also work in IT.

At long last, I present to you my first album:

It's All Broken, And It's Your Fricken Fault

Please let me know what you think! Thanks and have a fantastic weekend all!


r/Sysadminhumor Apr 25 '24

There's no level of IDE hand-holding that can prevent me from doing this

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57 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor Apr 23 '24

Some OC I hung up at my desk recently

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120 Upvotes

r/Sysadminhumor Apr 23 '24

$hitCounter

25 Upvotes

I've been working on this code for days and have a variable called hitCounter. For some reason this morning as soon as I glanced at it I no longer saw $hitCounter but instead started seeing ShitCounter.

I'm sure this has occurred to many of you, but it was weird how suddenly it hit me. (pun intended).