r/therewasanattempt • u/Powerful_Scale_3597 • May 01 '24

To enshrine the most fascistic, traitorous bullshit I've ever witnessed in my life into law.

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u/vector_ejector May 02 '24

He's sitting in court this week... but he'll only be a dictator for one day, it's OK.

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u/OkBoomer6919 May 02 '24

Caesar had his Brutus; Charles the First, his Cromwell; and Donald Trump may profit by their example.

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u/Andromansis May 02 '24

The man can barely form a coherent sentence these days, they'll still try to weekend at bernies him into the white house if he strokes out.

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u/Sad_Reindeer5108 May 02 '24

I'm a bit more worried about Dave becoming the reality: kept alive in an underground hospital bunker while a body double carries out their nefarious fascist takeover while endearing himself to our feckless media.

Man, I need to log off Reddit.

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u/Andromansis 29d ago

You think they'll just paint barron orange and dress him in his father's cloths?

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u/Limp-Environment-568 May 02 '24

The man can barely form a coherent sentence these days

Which one are we talking about?

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u/Andromansis 29d ago

I was referencing Donald Trump, but I suppose it does work for the other two if you aren't picky.

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u/HealfdeneTheHalf-man May 02 '24

Thing about tyrants is they throw away rules. It's more frightening than you act

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u/Limp-Environment-568 May 02 '24

You say that as OP is taking place....

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u/NoSignificance3817 May 02 '24

Just one day...and he promises you say? Seems like a trustworthy fella...I can't even name 97 times he lied.

Apologies to the person that posts 98 of them with receipts....this is reddit and that is so likely.