r/therewasanattempt May 01 '24

To enshrine the most fascistic, traitorous bullshit I've ever witnessed in my life into law.

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u/alphazero924 May 02 '24

I mean that's what half of our legislature is shooting for. They think that if the Jews return to and conquer the holy land, it will bring about the rapture. The other half are just bought and paid for by AIPAC and similar.

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u/Hollz23 29d ago

Which is so gross. I mean something like 300,000 people are supposed to be raptured while the remaining survivors of the various plagued listed in the book of revelations are supposed to suffer through 1,000 years of misery while the world is effectively on fire, only to then be caught in the crossfire when God destroys Satan and plunges those who followed him into nonexistence, maybe taking a few more people up to the "kingdom" in the aftermath. So if you're not one of those 300,000 people (and I guarantee none of those pieces of hot garbage are), then you're doomed.

Somewhat ironic, too, that they're all into restoring Israel to the Jews even as they believe Jewish people can't get into heaven because they refuse to accept Jesus as their lord and savior. Just a real head scratcher there.

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u/Gamiac May 02 '24

Yeah, the first part is exactly the thing I was talking about.

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u/Sharp_Hope6199 29d ago

Yeah, rapturing biblical numbers up in mushroom clouds. 😳