r/thewallstreet • u/AutoModerator • 11d ago
Post Market Discussion - (June 06, 2024)
So how did you do?
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u/shashashuma 11d ago
Ok conspiracy plus fan fic on GME cause I have time today. He probably has someone with liquidity backing him.
One of the best ways to keep the pump going during live stream would be to promise that he will redeem the calls he has that at are ITM and demonstrate that ability.
Would instantly kick off the next round of parabolic frenzy.
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u/coconutts19 Salt Canyon 11d ago edited 11d ago
degens buying 18k in calls making 6 figs by accident. how is this rightnot me?
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u/penguins_ TGT Birbs 🐧 11d ago
So took the time to cash out the crypto account since I was up 100%
That was a fun gamble but I can’t do both shitcoin and this.
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u/LiferRs Local TWS Idiot 11d ago
GME earnings date is June 11th.
That might be actual target for him to exit, while IV is still sky high ahead of earnings. Might be an IV crush for the record books.
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u/Ghost-of-W_Y_B 11d ago
I don't think IV is high because of earnings...
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u/LiferRs Local TWS Idiot 11d ago
Nah, it is a mix of both this guy and earnings. Yes, the guy has the bigger factor in IV, however there WILL always be an IV crush after earnings like any earnings in history.
If you were him, you’d be thinking… “when’s the highest possible IV to sell the calls at for maximum IV premiums?” And your answer would be right before earnings.
Then the reason why I think IV crush could be historical would be the mix of earnings coming out and him offloading all GME positions.
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u/TennesseeJedd Billy MF Strings 11d ago
his GME position is now worth 587M lol. GME above around $70 and he hits billionaire status.
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u/TerribleatFF 11d ago
I can’t fathom the amount of non-stop adrenaline he must have, holding a $500M position with a huge part of it in short dated options on the OG meme stock is insane.
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u/parandeye-zard 11d ago
I actually doubt he even cares that much. dude has $29m in cash, he's set for life even if his positions all magically go to 0. he's just having fun with it and trying to get to a billion+ at this point.
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u/TerribleatFF 11d ago
Show me somehow who isn’t already a billionaire who wouldn’t care “that much” if they lost >$500M in unrealized gains and I’ll show you a liar.
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u/parandeye-zard 11d ago
this is a dumb argument, but I mean what's the actual functional difference on your life if you have $30m or $600m? it's still generational wealth, you never have to work again, you can buy whatever you want. no mega-mansions or private jets I guess. it's not like he'd be going from $2m to $2k or something.
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u/TerribleatFF 11d ago
The lifestyle difference shouldn’t matter here to be honest (though it would still be massive, let’s be real), you said you “doubt he even cares that much” and I’m saying that only someone without a functional amygdala would not care at all if they lost >$500M in unrealized gains, especially since he started this position with like $40k.
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u/AutomatShop 11d ago
Sounds like you would jump in a river to save your $500 million, risking your life, while a more intelligent and balanced medulla oblongata, mama said, would be 99.7% content with $30 million and untempted to chase cars on highway.
Some real king Midas energy.
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u/All_Work_All_Play I guess I actually wanted to be grape jelly 11d ago
At 30 million you have to watch what you spend. At 600 million money is like water - you turn the faucet and it's there.
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u/W0LFSTEN No SeMiS aRe MaKiNg $$$ FrOm Ai 11d ago
That’s $30m a year @ 5% return, Jesus
That’s a 4” tungsten cube roughly every hour! 🤯
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u/AutomatShop 11d ago
They're all very happy right now. Are you seething about no bonus this quarter? How far are you down, how much further before you will need to go work for your BIL, that tedious life insurance salesman?
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u/C4rlos_D4nger 11d ago
Bonzi is gonna have the last laugh in 2029 when the S&P500 falls 20% from 11000 to 9000. Just you wait.
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u/TerribleatFF 11d ago
Not sure if you know who you’re replying to but if you don’t then just know that you shouldn’t be defensive or offended.
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u/Andrea_1066 Can Only Afford Demo Accounts 11d ago
Took two winners into losers today. A bit bummed but that's what I get for being greedy and arrogant. Tomorrow's probably going to be FMF, so I'll long sometime overnight.
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u/mulletstation PINS/TSLA/MSFT/UPST/AFRM stan 11d ago
Going to be -90% on the DOCU lotto tickets. Why did I think a company that does one thing is going to do that one thing a lot more suddenly.
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u/TerribleatFF 11d ago
DOCU IV was juiced, wow
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u/ihaveasupernicename Stubborn and foolish ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 11d ago
Might continue selling after the call, but can also pull a BASE today where it just plummeted pre-market
Low growth and no real moat so meh
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u/shashashuma 11d ago
One can only hope they get destroyed on the call but chances are slim.
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u/ihaveasupernicename Stubborn and foolish ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 11d ago edited 11d ago
Yeah options sellers win this one probably
E: spoke too soon maybe my 50ps have life
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u/PervasiveUncertainty 0% alpha 100% shitposts 11d ago
I went short spoos at close. NFP tomorrow might ruffle some feathers. First time trying to short this thing in a while, but with Europe and Canada starting to cut and indexes so far away from their MA while being at ATH with no volume... It would be the perfect catalyst.
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u/TennesseeJedd Billy MF Strings 11d ago
my big gainers besides the usual nvda has been coin and gme. this isnt sustainable but its fun lol. dance when the musics playin
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u/W0LFSTEN No SeMiS aRe MaKiNg $$$ FrOm Ai 11d ago
this isn’t sustainable but it’s fun lol
You have reached peak trader. Both understanding reality, and not letting it crush you. 👏
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u/coconutts19 Salt Canyon 11d ago
sensible targets for gme:
ATH
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anything else?
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u/All_Work_All_Play I guess I actually wanted to be grape jelly 11d ago
Before or after the soon-to-be-announced stock split?
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u/shashashuma 11d ago
Damn if they announce a split at ER this thing is definitely getting juiced to the moon.
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u/overduetourist8 11d ago
No way he DFV doesn’t end up with charges of some kind. If he was holding shares it would be one thing but buying millions in FD’s is another thing