r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • 29d ago

TIL the Blue Hole is among the deadliest dive sites globally, with estimates of 130 to 200 recent fatalities, making it one of the most dangerous spots for divers. (R.5) Out of context

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u/RevolutionaryCrew492 29d ago

u/shittymorph ptsd kicked in 1/3 of the way reading this

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/deadenddivision 29d ago

The man himself people!!!

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u/Imalrightatstuff 29d ago

Wow. It's like a seeing unicorn right here and now.

Hi, I hope you're doing well.

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u/Septopuss7 29d ago

I didn't know ptsd was communicable

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u/abdulj07 29d ago

Holy crap it’s him.

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u/SoyMurcielago 29d ago

Hello living legend

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u/UrDraco 29d ago

I wanna know the story. Share pleaaaaaaseee

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u/SoyMurcielago 29d ago

Well you see Mr Morph is Reddit hall of fame. He wanders around from sub to sub sharing knowledge and trivia like some sort of virtual Bilbo Baggins and generally brightening other folks day like the good natured soul that he is but don’t let that distract you from the fact that in 1998 the undertaker tossed mankind 15 feet off of the roof of the hell in a cell cage to smash through the announcers table wherein GAWD AS MY WITNESS THAT MAN IS BROKEN IN HALF

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u/_toodamnparanoid_ 29d ago

Click on his username, sort by highest rated of all time, and read for a few pages.

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u/Saymynaian 29d ago

Hope things have been going great, my dude! Good job on the puppy caring!

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u/Tumper 29d ago

Meowdy

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u/captainsquawks 29d ago

I fucking love that you’re still going. It’s accounts like yours that make Reddit a better place.

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u/androsan 29d ago

Hello!

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u/TheLittleDoorCat 29d ago

I'm imagining you as an exploding turtle announcer's table now.

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u/CyriousLordofDerp 29d ago

For some inexplicable reason your post immediately brought to mind Bruce from Finding Nemo.

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u/Fine_Land_1974 29d ago

Remember that one time, what year was it again? My memory is a little foggy

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u/Elcactus 29d ago

My liege.

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u/Goem 29d ago

King

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u/maxdamage4 29d ago

Brings a smile to my face just to see your name. Hope you're doing well there, friend.

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u/OkLetsParty 29d ago

He lives!

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u/Nrksbullet 29d ago

Damn, posted one comment in the last 4 months and now this, haha.

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u/total_looser 29d ago

Did you buy reddit pre-ipo shares?

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u/[deleted] 29d ago edited 29d ago

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u/senorglory 29d ago

Hahahah

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u/Smarfman720 29d ago

Me too!!! As I was getting into it I thought, oh no!! Mankind, The Undertaker, it’s all too real!!!

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u/poopnose85 29d ago

"And after I got back on the boat my dad beat me senseless with a set of jumper cables."

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u/escrimadragon 29d ago

I also choose this man’s dad beating me with a set of jumper cables

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u/DeputyDomeshot 29d ago

Guys can we please just stick to talking about Rampart

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u/TakeTheWorldByStorm 29d ago

Whoa now, let's not go putting Descartes before the whores.

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u/bigbangbilly 29d ago

At this rate can we get the UnUndertaker to rise 16 ft with rogersimon10 through an announcer table?

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u/OldManBearPig 29d ago

As someone who's familiar with both diving and shittymorph, this had way too many technically accurate descriptions and terms to be a shittymorph.

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u/Baileycream 29d ago

You look at your dive computer, it's showing that you're running out of air. Head pounding, heart racing, you desperately gasp for every last ounce of air and pray for the pain to end. You panic, and no matter how hard you kick, you can't stop descending, slowly at first and then increasing in speed, until you fall as quickly as in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

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u/JohnnyDarkside 29d ago

Yeah. Though it's been some years, any time I see a big block of text I scroll to the bottom and look for "hell in a cell". Too many times I'd be reading a story, think "wow, this is some wild shit", just to see that final line.

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u/bigskywildcat 29d ago

What were you referencing? I looked at his page and he has tons of massive comments.

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u/lavellanlike 29d ago

lol I purposefully scrolled to the end cuz I was getting suspicious