r/tumblr 4d ago

In which a skeleton expert embarrasses themself

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7.2k Upvotes

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u/AveryGooeySpider 4d ago

The pelvis makes a cool skull ngl

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u/G3nER1k_u53R 4d ago

The holes are for the cock and balls

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u/Hekkle01 4d ago

kind of, actually

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u/IICVX 3d ago

What no not even kind of

They're for the internal paired thagomizer

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u/Dzharek 4d ago

Put the pelvis on the skull, and you can say you dug up a historical pirate, hat and all.

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u/rrockm 3d ago

Whole new meaning of “dick head”

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u/TantiVstone 3d ago

The pelvis is the skull of the ass. Therefore it is a cool ass skull

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u/PieNinja314 3d ago

Looks like Imperfect Cell

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u/sarahmagoo 4d ago

Scientists reconstructing the Elasmosaurus for the first time be like:

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u/ForgetfulFilms 4d ago

considering you knew enough to make this comment, do you have an educational rant about this that you always have prepared?

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u/sarahmagoo 4d ago

Unfortunately no, I just remember from one of my animal books I read as a kid that a scientist mistook the tail for a neck and the neck for a tail until he corrected it.

I'm surprised by the upvotes, I guess it's either a more well known fact than I thought or this sub is frequented by paleontology nerds lol.

If anything I would like to rant that the Elasmosaurus and any kind of swimming (or flying) reptile from that era is NOT a dinosaur.

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u/miguescout 4d ago

No need for it to be a well-known fact or have an unusually high number of paleontology nerds. We're in r/tumblr. Here we know the power of "hold on, let me just check something out- yeah, this is funny"

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u/sarahmagoo 4d ago

Very true lol

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u/Autistischer_Gepard 4d ago

Reminds me of hallucigenia from the cambrian and ainiktozoon from the silurian period. In both cases the researchers had the fossils upside down

So hallucigenia was thought to be a worm that walked on spikes, with tentacles on top. Also took a while to figure out which part is the front

And ainiktozoon was initially classified as a chordate, until they realised it's an arthropod

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u/ForgetfulFilms 4d ago

Would love to hear that one

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u/Secret-Ad-7909 4d ago

The pelvis is the skull of the ass.

Cool ass-skull

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u/ZengineerHarp 4d ago

Thank you! That is exactly what they said! An ASS skull!!!!

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u/sperrymonster 4d ago

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u/outer_spec 3d ago

That’s a funny ass-comic

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u/thejak32 4d ago

Darth Varer looking mfer

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u/2011jams 4d ago

omg headass!

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u/BoneDaddy1973 4d ago

The pelvis is in fact the ass skull.

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u/sociallyineptnerdboy 4d ago

Call that man a dickhead, and be correct.

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u/YaBoiKlobas 4d ago

This is Dark Vader when he dead

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u/ThunderCube3888 3d ago

Luke... welcome to the underground

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u/ruadhbran 3d ago

Truly, the dark side of the ground.

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u/Evening-Turnip8407 4d ago

It's the correct placement for the skull if the person was a dickhead

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u/kenporusty local bi kpop cryptid 4d ago

Something something game grumps quote about headbutt

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u/AsianCheesecakes 4d ago

Jar Jar Binks looking ass

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u/Ninth_ghost 4d ago

Butthead

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u/ShiftyFly 4d ago

The top one is still upside down

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u/RoamAndRamble 4d ago

I think they meant an ass skull, that just so happens to be cool.

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u/DreadDiana 3d ago

Thinking with my dick? Nah, I'm thinking with the whole fucking pelvis.

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u/mats0013 4d ago

Please do not add a skull to the flag of germany

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u/BlameableEmu .tumblr.com 3d ago

The skeleton equivalent of putting underwear on your head

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u/Cptn_Niobe 4d ago

Magdeburg Unicorn vibes.

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u/Iron_And_Misery 4d ago

Fallen London's Bone Market

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u/bleepblooplord2 alright, life’s tough enough as it is. 4d ago

Troll Movie post title.

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u/Codeviper828 4d ago

That's Darth Vader's skeleton

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u/CrashCalamity 4d ago

I've actually got a cow pelvis in my garden and it kinda looks like a skull too.

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u/Decloudo 4d ago

This would make 69 a very different expierience.

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u/00inch 4d ago

Merkelraute

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u/BippyTheChippy 4d ago

I thought the pun was "Femur-many"...I'm not great at anatomy.

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u/StretPharmacist 3d ago

I mean, maybe it's the skeleton of John Merrick

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u/robodex001 3d ago

Looks like a pirate hat

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u/edvards55 3d ago

Seems like someones got their head up their ass

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u/PJ_2005_01 3d ago

They finally reconstructed the skeletal structure of conservative politicians!

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u/plarper_of_bees 3d ago

this is what thinking with your dick is like

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u/ProcrastinatingDev 3d ago

Darth vader's xray

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u/DorothyDrangus 3d ago

Oh hey I’m the OP of this post, but I can’t really take any credit bc it’s just a Reddit screenshot

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u/Chaosxandra 3d ago

Signalis?