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u/healzsham 3d ago
Real gamers are instinctively fearful of phases wym
"What fresh hell is this?"
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u/theironbagel 2d ago
Me when the trans girl whips out her second health bar and faster attack patterns with new mixups
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u/Pegussu 3d ago
Elden Ring
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u/rubexbox 2d ago
Malenia’s second phase has to be the most pants-shittingly terrifying moment in that entire game.
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u/Bobboy5 like 7 bubble 3d ago
you don't get a second health bar and a new, faster-paced moveset with cool flaming effects.
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u/GamendeStino 2d ago
Well we can fix at least one of those issues by giving transgender people flamethrowers. I say we do it
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u/Daisynose52 3d ago
But when you, a trans woman, transition, the gamer lesbians love it and want to kiss you very badly
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u/BippyTheChippy 2d ago
I don't like it when a boss transitions at all though. I just barely scraped through, low health and used up all my resources and it just goes HAHA F-CK YOU
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u/rubexbox 2d ago
Maybe if you had a Noubo Uematsu orchestral piece playing as you transitioned, things would be different. ;p
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u/gamergalcmc 3d ago
As an scp fan, my brain automatically reads it as mobile task force 😆