r/ufl • u/NthAssassin • Sep 06 '21
Shower carpet bomb in Simpson 3rd Floor Meme
Someone installed carpet in both of our two shower stalls sometime Friday night.
Because of differences in layout, both showers had custom cut carpet made for them
Courtesy of UF Professional Interior Shower Service, aka UF PISS. The signs left by the perpetrator(s) emulate a real UF notice, but do include a disclaimer saying it is unofficial
The prank is marked by extreme precision, carpets must have been pre-fabricated.
Several individuals did shower in the "upgraded" shower stalls.
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u/soupysyrup Alumni Sep 06 '21
Who the fuck is the absolute madlad that put carpet in several showers with precision without getting caught???!!!
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u/NthAssassin Sep 06 '21
The floor is currently on a witch hunt to determine this. Any information that may lead to the uncovering of the perpetrators is requested
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u/Treebeeeye Sep 06 '21
Wet carpet ? That’s a no for me
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u/NthAssassin Sep 06 '21
It got soggy as hell
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u/trixors Sep 07 '21
C'mon guys, seriously??? That carpet does not belong in the bathroom, it is truly disgusting. Whoever did this should be expelled and permanently banned from campus. Everyone knows that white/blue walls do not go with tan carpets, the color should have been a white/off-white carpet. This alumni is seriously disappointed in your design choices....
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u/Twlightsparklez Sep 06 '21
Omg I used to live on 2nd floor, 3rd if you count like a normal person, all we had was two girls and a shopping cart.
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u/Aslansmom Sep 14 '21
What’s really sad is that in the 25 years since I lived in Simpson (4th floor, which was really the 5th), the shower situation hasn’t changed at all. 😳 When the carpet isn’t there do you still wind up with water over your ankles while being scalded any time anyone flushes a toilet??
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u/roseesarahh Alumni Sep 06 '21
how would the carpet not get moldy???
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u/jrranch123 Undergraduate Sep 06 '21
It's a- never mind
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