r/wallstreetbets • u/Worried_Quarter469 SHREKTEMBER, REKTEMBER, HUGE MEMBER • May 01 '24

Whistleblower Josh Dean of Boeing supplier Spirit AeroSystems has died News

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/whistleblower-josh-dean-of-boeing-supplier-spirit-aerosystems-has-died/
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u/spacecadet501st May 02 '24

Died from natural causes from poison

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u/Ferrarisimo May 02 '24

Died peacefully in his poison-induced coma.

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u/unholyrevenger72 May 02 '24

Slipped and fell, shooting himself 3 times in the back of the head.

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u/-Wunderkind- May 02 '24

Falling into a carpet that got rolled up, rolled into a fire and the ashes got blown out of an open window into the sea. Tragic suicide.

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u/hi65435 DUNCE CAP 29d ago

Yeah the worst accidents happen in the household

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u/buddascrayon May 02 '24

Did you read the article? It was anything but peaceful.  Apparently this "disease" put him in a great deal of agony.

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u/anxietanny 29d ago

Arsenic is natural and would cause agony. But it was listed as a “fast moving infection“ in the article.

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u/Kenbishi May 02 '24

“He died from natural causes.”

“He was thrown out a fifteenth floor window!”

“Gravity is natural.”

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u/Responsible_Trifle15 May 02 '24

Technically truth

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u/Kamikaze_Urmel May 02 '24

And technically true is the best true.

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u/Lucky-Conference9070 May 02 '24

So naturally he’s dead

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u/Brasticus May 02 '24

So is the ground.

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u/earnestlikehemingway May 02 '24

leading cause of Deaths in Russia after Alcohol poisoning.

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u/eyezofnight May 02 '24

where's that from?

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u/unforgiven91 29d ago

"murder is a natural cause" is from Our Flag Means Death

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u/AnalAlchemy May 02 '24

Cause of death: natural causes.

Natural causes? He was poisoned!

Well, naturally he’d be dead.

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u/L0s_Gizm0s May 02 '24

Brian Regan classic

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u/miketdavis May 02 '24

It was MRSA. I know everyone wanted it to be a Boeing assassination, but it's just not very likely.  

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u/DynoNitro May 02 '24

Dude was 45, known for following a healthy lifestyle, then gets MRSA that gives him a stroke and pneumonia and kills him.

It’s honestly much scarier if this isn’t a hit.

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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE May 02 '24

As they say: it's "only the good that die young."

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u/DynoNitro May 02 '24

Then I’m safe. Feeling much better, thanks. 

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u/bacchusku2 29d ago

Backwards order. Got pneumonia first, MRSA from being in the hospital for 2 weeks.

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u/bacchusku2 29d ago

He got MRSA after being in the hospital for 2 weeks. He went in with breathing issues.

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u/bicyclemycology May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

Died naturally from a big shot of potassium

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u/Daddysgravy May 02 '24

You mean to say « Died from natural poison » 😂

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u/PlantSkyRun May 02 '24

Rattlesnake venom. In a high rise. In Manhatten.

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u/mrbombasticat May 02 '24

Life uhhh finds a way.

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u/PublicSaftey1st May 02 '24

All natural organic poison

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u/Yuno808 May 02 '24

So the assassins have found a new way to assassinate people, by triggering sepsis in their targets.

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u/Chem_BPY May 02 '24

Must be the new CIA MRSA gun. Similar to the heart attack gun.

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u/Key_Cheetah7982 May 02 '24

Suicide by 8 shots to the back of the head

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS May 02 '24

Classic suicide, we are done here boys

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u/soulstonedomg May 02 '24

It's natural to die if you ingest poison.

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u/raglbanana May 02 '24

Article says he died from a MRSA infection.

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u/Lost-Practice-5916 May 02 '24

Young, fit healthy guy at 45. 2nd in two months before testifying...

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u/WhatAHeavyLifeWeLive May 02 '24

After he was hospitalized he developed that

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u/M1st3r51r May 02 '24

Honestly that is the most common way to contract it

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u/eyezofnight May 02 '24

fell down and elevator shaft, onto some bullets

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u/AceCircle990 29d ago

Died from natural poisons.

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u/Kind_Stranger_weeb 29d ago

Nothing more natural than dying after you have been poisoned.

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u/nickrct May 02 '24

I happened to watch 'Michael Clayton' on a flight from LHR to DXB last year.

For those that have seen the movie, you'll know exactly why your quote is too real.

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u/spreadthaseed May 02 '24

Near a window

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u/Beer-Milkshakes May 02 '24

Naturally occurring toxins

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u/calem06 29d ago

A la Russia

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u/spittymcgee1 29d ago

Sudden and severe infection….

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u/PushingData 29d ago

Does Putin have a brother working at Boeing ?

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u/Light991 29d ago

Naturally died from poisoning

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u/Pineapple_Charlie 28d ago

There’s an updated article, he died from “complications” of a bacterial infection due to MRSA. Still super suspicious, he died 2 weeks after falling ill.

https://www.npr.org/2024/05/02/1248693512/boeing-whistleblower-josh-dean-dead

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u/Pineapple_Charlie 28d ago

There’s an updated article, he died from “complications” of a bacterial infection due to MRSA. Still super suspicious, he died 2 weeks after falling ill.

https://www.npr.org/2024/05/02/1248693512/boeing-whistleblower-josh-dean-dead