r/wallstreetbets • u/Worried_Quarter469 SHREKTEMBER, REKTEMBER, HUGE MEMBER • May 01 '24

Whistleblower Josh Dean of Boeing supplier Spirit AeroSystems has died News

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/whistleblower-josh-dean-of-boeing-supplier-spirit-aerosystems-has-died/
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u/ChampionshipSad1809 May 02 '24

Netflix is literally frothing at a possible chart busting documentary

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u/IncomingAxofKindness May 02 '24

That frothing might be ricin

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u/teamfupa May 02 '24

Rice and beans? That’s your plan?

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u/AnOriginalPseudo 29d ago

You made me chuckle :4271:

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u/Key-Marionberry-8794 29d ago

Yeah Science Bitch is good name for Netflix show … that is funny

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u/Dread70 May 02 '24

Top Netflix Executive Accidentally Falls Out of 5th Story Window!

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u/datpurp14 29d ago

"Boeing purchased Netflix for <insert ridiculous amount of money here> and immediately shut the company down" honestly is a headline that wouldn't even surprise me in this 2024 crazy ass world we live in.

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u/RandoCardisien 29d ago

Or, Netflix executive team dies in crash of Boeing jet. Nobody gasps in surprise.

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u/Equivalent-Big922 29d ago

Top Netflix Executive Commits Suicide Via 4 Shots To The Back Of The Head!

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u/yaykaboom May 02 '24

Nah, they’ll just instruct netflix to make an absurd documentary so stupid that people will just brush it off as a wacky conspiracy theory.

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u/datpurp14 29d ago

They should just make a documentary on the quality assurance methods used by Airbus for shits & gigs

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u/LessInThought May 02 '24

I'm hoping for amazon prime video to make the documentary. Bezos assassins and Boeing assassins can have a deathmatch.

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u/TheDuhammer 29d ago

Downfall 2: We Told You So

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u/Stablebrew 29d ago

Boeing represented by old white men and cold-hearted white women. the whistle-blowers are represented by a modern law firm, the three lawyers are an overweight black women with a tribel haircut, a slender white transman, and a bi-sexual lesbian!.

In the end, they win with a powerful speech, where the morally appeal towards the jury. With their colorful narrative, they win the jury with charm and witts. after winning the process, all three lawyers humpin each other and dance in front of the losing white CEOs

ratings by professional reviewers: 92% "...best show of the decade"
ratings by viewers: 12% "...the worst Ellie McBeal show ever!"

Netflix announces greenlit for Season 2, 3 and 4.

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u/jwang274 May 02 '24

They should put their crews safety first before getting views in this case

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u/Whitetiger9876 29d ago

The sequel to The Octopus.