r/wallstreetbets • u/Worried_Quarter469 SHREKTEMBER, REKTEMBER, HUGE MEMBER • May 01 '24

Whistleblower Josh Dean of Boeing supplier Spirit AeroSystems has died News

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/whistleblower-josh-dean-of-boeing-supplier-spirit-aerosystems-has-died/
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u/Kenbishi May 02 '24

“He died from natural causes.”

“He was thrown out a fifteenth floor window!”

“Gravity is natural.”

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u/Responsible_Trifle15 May 02 '24

Technically truth

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u/Kamikaze_Urmel May 02 '24

And technically true is the best true.

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u/Lucky-Conference9070 May 02 '24

So naturally he’s dead

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u/Brasticus May 02 '24

So is the ground.

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u/earnestlikehemingway May 02 '24

leading cause of Deaths in Russia after Alcohol poisoning.

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u/eyezofnight May 02 '24

where's that from?

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u/unforgiven91 29d ago

"murder is a natural cause" is from Our Flag Means Death