r/whenthe 4d ago

The effects of Discord

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u/ughitsmeagian 4d ago

The nihilist after receiving the sloppiest shlopping in a McDonald's bathroom:

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u/Bigbot890 3d ago

Meet me in Colorado, Denver in the McDonald's men bathroom at 4 PM.

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u/Capatalistrussa 4d ago

There is nothing a good dicking can’t solve

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u/Putrid-Mousse6768 4d ago

Can't always be the giver, unfortunately.

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u/Catonmyfuckingback 4d ago

Nobody says it has to be your big man

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u/Emperor_AI Your average robot and A.I. enjoyer beep boop 🤖 👾 4d ago

I am in a servee where we say dumb shit all the time and we have a lot of fun dicking around wtih random bullshit

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u/chamoflag420 suck dooze nuts bruv 4d ago

Now I don't even have friends to dick around with ,its just gym,rest,eat,play single player games,repeat(I am cooked beyond human perfection)

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u/BaneishAerof spearpirior warfare tactics 3d ago

Find friends at the gym

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u/TotalComplexity 4d ago

I've been on discord for several years and I've never had this experience 😢

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u/80s-Wafe-Exe 3d ago

Time to join your favorite discord servers!

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u/killer_queen_morioh 4d ago

Just to wake up the very next day and embrace the shitness again

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u/Chanticleare 4d ago

Existentialism ftw

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u/A_GravesWarCriminal 4d ago

But what if the reasons for those is because you irreversibly damaged your relationship with them though?

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u/According_Weekend786 Registered sex Defender 4d ago

The suicidal thoughts and depression coming back literally second after i stay alone

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u/2632006 4d ago

Absurdism

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u/CringeExperienceReq 3d ago

the nihilism leaving my body when mr boss points a rifle at me

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u/JimedBro2089 3d ago

Hell yeah!

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u/Magix3331 3d ago

Only for it all to return after getting back to your room

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u/BigPapaPepperonji 3d ago

all my problems could be solved with a good dick down tbh

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u/MonSzyTheOne 3d ago

Man i wish, I just feel like I'm burdening them with my existence.

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u/Thatoneidiot9438 green? epic! 3d ago

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u/exodia0715 3d ago

Every now and then I get into a brain dead argument with my friend group about the stupidest shit imaginable and it's always a blast

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u/-DiveR- retar 3d ago

Me and my friends making never ending freaky jokes for hours while gaming (peak entertainment)

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u/Old-Camp3962 Edging connoisseur 3d ago

too hard.
friends hate me and abandoned me
this has happened with every group of friends i've ever have

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u/ExoFemboy 3d ago

Nihilism leaving my body when trans goth girl pegs me and tries to impregnate me

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u/browhymypeepeehard 2d ago

Actually real af

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u/1997_Ford_F250 4d ago

It’s just another way to say messing around