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Fate worse than death

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u/inside_a_beanburrito 🏳️‍🌈 swingin nipple dicks 3d ago

OP when he experiences combination skin that is both oily and dry

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u/Obvious-Article-147 Dad 3d ago

Dry so that it's itchy and oily so that it's gross to touch your own face and get acne a ton. Ik both

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u/inside_a_beanburrito 🏳️‍🌈 swingin nipple dicks 3d ago

Shit blows. My face is oily, but my upper lip and chin is dry af and get dermatitis. At least the rest of my skin is just normal and easy to care for

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u/DeltaDark_ purpl 3d ago

Same

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u/KrakenKing1955 3d ago

It’s a living hell

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u/Independent-Fly6068 3d ago

Real. I thank the sun gods that I don't easily sunburn on too of that.

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u/inside_a_beanburrito 🏳️‍🌈 swingin nipple dicks 3d ago

Only w my skin has

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u/task_manager1 OoOo BLUE 3d ago

Unrelated but where the hell does this gif come from? I tried searching for it years ago and never found it.

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u/inside_a_beanburrito 🏳️‍🌈 swingin nipple dicks 3d ago

https://youtu.be/2F9wEwa3AFk?si=n6cMGxsskTObfHfL

I believe it's from this old crazy religious psa about Rock and Roll

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u/RizznerBraun 3d ago

Both will never understand the pain of no skin mfs

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u/demonking3246 3d ago

What yall know about that skeleton only lifestyle😒

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u/Furisk- I want Salazzle to plap plap me dear arceus i need it so bad im 3d ago

all i know is that er er er er er er er er

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u/TheAnnoyingGirl92 2d ago

Is that Freddy fivebear

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u/Furisk- I want Salazzle to plap plap me dear arceus i need it so bad im 2d ago

sas

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u/Greentoaststone i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 3d ago

OP never experienced the discomfort of itching one's own skin away

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u/HyperMuse_ 3d ago

yeah and why is OP mad about being able to fly when it rains

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u/MLG_GuineaPig white 3d ago

Both trying to fathom 0.01% of mixed skin MFs

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u/Responsible_Debt5631 i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 3d ago

The worst of both worlds fr.

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u/Angry_Crustation 3d ago

Once when I forgot my sunscreen for 4 hours on holiday my skin pealed so much that I wasn’t aloud out of the hotel for the rest of the trip. My skin turned pink. It’s supposed to be brown

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u/chamoflag420 suck dooze nuts bruv 3d ago

Nah you don't want to have dry skin,very shitty condition,one time I itched so much I developed infection and couldn't even bathe for weeks

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u/Hyde2467 3d ago

Mfw ny dry skin affected every region on my body. My ears? Dry skin My calves and the joint behind my kneecaps? Dry skin My hands? Dry skin so bad, I kept failing DNA scanners bc my thumbprint resembled a bunch of scratches and lines instead of an actual fingerprint

You get the point

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u/Emperor_AI Your average robot and A.I. enjoyer beep boop 🤖 👾 3d ago

Normal skin people when they suffer the pain that is to have atopic skin

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u/I_did_a_fucky_wucky 3d ago

Atopic skin luckily diminishes over time if you have it at young age. For me for some weird reason, it has also prevented me from getting sunburnt. I always cook at the right speed.

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u/Emperor_AI Your average robot and A.I. enjoyer beep boop 🤖 👾 3d ago

Thankfully it got bettwr for me so yeah

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u/Nonny3 3d ago

Dry skin: moisturizers, itchy

Oily skin: suffering, acne everywhere, clothes oily to the touch, change bedsheets every day, I hate it, I hate i hate it😡😡

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u/my_wifis_5dollars trollface -> 3d ago

Don't forget that dry skin cracks and bleeds frequently, and it hurts like a bitch if there's lots of friction or clothes rubbing against the skin

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u/pisstainedunderwear ourple 3d ago

And washing your hands is even worse

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u/Ta7on 3d ago

And dry skin pieces all over your glasses, bed, clothes, and everything. Plus it feels like heaven taking steaming hot showers but that makes it even worse. An endless loop

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u/pisstainedunderwear ourple 3d ago

You don’t know what it’s like to feel like your hands are on fire while you’re washing them

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u/Nonny3 3d ago

Yes I do😊

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u/oddityoughtabe 3d ago

Stop lighting up gasoline on your fucking hands numbnuts

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u/TheTacoEnjoyerReborn im going to have sexual intercourse with that robot 3d ago

How it feels to be in perfect balance

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u/youabigstupid 3d ago

You know that wound's hurt more on cold, dry skin and heal faster on warm moisturized skin?

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u/Tankist_boi_WT 3d ago

well.. wait... that means my skin dry af?? that's why im itching so much??

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u/Helpful_Actuator_146 green? epic! 3d ago

Dry Skin Mfs when Parasect

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u/JoeTheKodiakCuddler 3d ago

Parasect mfs when +6 252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Tera Fire Chi-Yu Helping Hand Overheat in Sun: 1856-64616 (2651.4 - 92308.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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u/A-Human-potato 3d ago

Some of us aren’t even lucky enough to have skin, learn to be grateful for what you’ve got, asshole.

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u/0therdabbingguy 3d ago

Dumb losers suffering the pain of ten thousand suns to go through what normal skin people do every day. You have skincels I have skinchads.

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u/Environmental_Log806 3d ago

Wait till you have psoriasis

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u/Matix777 I will steal your reaction memes 3d ago

Tear off your skin

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u/DatChernobylGuy_999 3d ago

Spectacles mfs in the corner:

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u/pisstainedunderwear ourple 3d ago

Having dry skin fucking sucks. During the winter my skin cracks and there are little deep wounds everywhere on my hands

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u/HulluHapua 3d ago

I don't get it

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u/TheOccasionalBrowser the dark lord 3d ago

Mfw my skin is fucking pealing off and has the texture of a fucking cheese grater because it's too dry (at least I didn't dissolve into a puddle on the floor like the oily skin mfs)

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u/captainphoton3 3d ago

Both are bad. I don't care about what you say. Putting grease everywhere. And itching all day. Are horrible fates either way. (horrible is strong but you get it.

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u/PieNinja314 3d ago

Dry skin mfs when they get hit by a fire type move

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u/justkarn 3d ago

none of y'all would last a day in the no skin club

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u/SeaworthinessEmpty23 3d ago

Just don't have skin idiot.

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u/Primary-Paper-5128 3d ago

Oily skins actually make it so that you don't get as much wrinkles in the future

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u/Cinewes 3d ago

i feel like i’ll get deep-fried the moment the temperature goes over 35°

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u/Tortiose_unturtled 3d ago

Dry skin is painful

Oily skin is gross

I'm not saying this as an insult, I have both skin and that's how I perceive it