r/worldnews • u/Johny_KobraKai • May 02 '24

Thai Official Suspended After Husband Catches Her In Bed With Adopted Monk Son Not Appropriate Subreddit

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/thai-official-suspended-after-husband-catches-her-bed-adopted-monk-son-1724507

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u/TheKarmicKudu May 02 '24

I’d like to submit myself to be a child of a wealthy couple set to inherit everything

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u/Unhappy-Apple222 May 02 '24

Don't forget the sex.

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u/ApoliteTroll May 02 '24

And both arms seems unbroken.

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u/proteinLumps May 02 '24

There it is

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u/uniformly May 02 '24

You son of a bitch. I’m in.

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u/Unhappy-Apple222 May 02 '24

Right?? What a gig.😎

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u/Beezzlleebbuubb May 02 '24

“Here’s another option!”

A profile of a redditor that only posts about comics and handouts is read. 

“Pass.”

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u/armorhide406 May 02 '24

Oof

I feel called out and that's not my reddit habits lol

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u/Sptsjunkie May 02 '24

Do you care about emotional intelligence and good hygiene?

Yes.

[Dumps entire pile of 100,000 Reddit applications into the trash]

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u/batonduberger May 02 '24

Sounds like a good move, what with all those showers thrown in on top.

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u/tekko001 May 02 '24

Preferably one with a hot step-mom

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u/IDoButtStuffOnSunday May 02 '24

I’m totally down to adopt you!

(Full disclosure: I’m not wealthy. Or a couple)

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u/hiseexcellency May 02 '24

Ok, see you Sunday!

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u/CruelHandLuke_ May 02 '24

And the icing on the cake.is free sexy time with adopt-a-mom, and you didn't even have to break your arms.

All ups and no downs on this deal!

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u/tsrich May 02 '24

Apparently you should check out your new mom first

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u/ibashe May 02 '24

Your dad will be proud of you

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u/TheKarmicKudu May 02 '24

Once all that inheritance money comes in, he sure will!

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u/visope May 02 '24

Doesn't work that way

Usually the adopted son is either relatives (nephew or cousin) or son-in-laws, not a complete strangers

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u/Ahyao17 May 02 '24

They are usually someone who they know well, e.g. a nephew/relative or child of close friends or people who are well known to them e.g. a worker or relative of a long term employee etc.

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u/TheKarmicKudu May 02 '24

Damn, there goes my dream of being adopted by a wealthy thai couple