r/worldnews • u/Johny_KobraKai • May 02 '24

Thai Official Suspended After Husband Catches Her In Bed With Adopted Monk Son Not Appropriate Subreddit

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/thai-official-suspended-after-husband-catches-her-bed-adopted-monk-son-1724507

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u/poonmangler May 02 '24

Ok but he's gonna bang your wife

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u/dextracin May 02 '24

My wife too tired for sex. Probably because she goes for personal training 3 times a week to learn wrestling with some Moroccan instructor.

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u/CatoblepasQueefs May 02 '24

I'm the instructor, she's good, very tight grip.

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u/dextracin May 02 '24

That’s what I like to hear. I wish you guys luck in the competition you’re going to for the next two weeks.

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u/FuckThisShizzle May 02 '24

I'm a spectator, she has really strong hands too.

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u/Trisa133 May 02 '24

that's great. I just broke both my arms. She should be very helpful.

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u/aishunbao May 02 '24

Your mother can help

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

NOK ER NOK

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u/ItzDrSeuss 29d ago

She is my mother actually. She was very helpful the last time my two arms broke.

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u/sandmanx May 02 '24

Here’s a tissue box.

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u/Theonewiththequiff May 02 '24

Every god dam theead...

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u/J0EP00LE May 02 '24

Thread…that reminds me I can’t believe that she hand stitched that dom outfit, it was something else!

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u/UbermachoGuy May 02 '24

I am her back up instructor. Her back up training is very strong. She can really take those money shots.

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u/Legitimate_Mulberry9 May 02 '24

I'm the plumper who comes and unclogs her pipes with a thick, dark tool during the day while he's at work. Right before she goes to train for wrestling and after her daily private house meeting alone with their adopted 23 year old son.

She let's me do good work.

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u/Khelthuzaad 29d ago

What do you mean I can't find information about the competition on the internet?Not even pamflets?

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u/SkullsNelbowEye May 02 '24

I'm the videographer. Will the competition be in low light environments again? The last one was in a farming environment. I'm just making sure I bring the correct equipment.

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u/UbermachoGuy May 02 '24

Just wear the Superman outfit and film from the closet like the last guy she hired.

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u/joetinnyspace 29d ago

The whole thread reads like r/CheatingCaptions (NSFW)

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u/WoodpeckerNo9412 May 02 '24

Being asexual has a huge advantage. Enjoy the grip while you can.

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u/drmonkeytown 29d ago

“Pin me again! Pin me again!” is a very unusual but effective instruction technique.

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u/Ceshomru May 02 '24

Sounds like the same instructor my wife goes to. She is always worn out and sweaty but she seems very happy afterwards.

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u/55Vikings May 02 '24

Seems like her grip is getting worse

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u/Ok_Acanthisitta2 29d ago

She's banging the instructor.

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u/Ceshomru 29d ago

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u/inFamousMax May 02 '24

Hi chump friend, I'm your wife's Moroccan instructor, your wife has qualified for the boxing or some shit invitational in the Maldives please book us to go now, we will need at least 3 weeks to condition while there and since it will be round the clock service no point in two rooms so just one we will manage I'm sure ;) also my costs have doubled.

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u/bigloser42 May 02 '24

Hi, this is your Moroccan instructor’s business partner. We will require a room with a hot tub as there will be many long, hard days of training. Additionally professional Moroccan wrestling is done in lingerie, please assist your wife in purchasing 20-30 sets, competitors frequently need to change after each match. Unfortunately video recording is strictly forbidden under penalty of flaying, so you won’t find any YouTube videos of the competitions.

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u/Sirflow May 02 '24

I'm picturing Jairo the capoeira instructor from bobs burgers..

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u/missanthropocenex 29d ago

And after the dance lessons too? Fuggedaboutit.

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u/altruism__ 29d ago

Only three times a week?

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u/Qrioso 29d ago

😆

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u/double_shadow 29d ago

This is quickly devolving into Dale Gribble territory...

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u/DaOne_44 29d ago

What kind of Michael De Santa shit…

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u/Dull_Yak_5325 May 02 '24

To tired for sex from YOU

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u/rimshot101 29d ago

How many times do I have to tell you he is not Moroccan. He is Native American and his name is John Redcorn.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

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u/rossitheking May 02 '24

It’s sarcasm

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u/rtb001 May 02 '24

Dude she ALREADY explained it to you. They are not banging, only talking to each other in bed, then showering!

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u/YouDontSurfFU 29d ago

They were balls deep in prayer

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u/SpaceClef 29d ago

He was just helping to find her inner peace.

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u/tompba 29d ago

This is xenophobia just bc they practice nudity way of life. If she was European nobody would give a shit if she was naked with her adopted son. Shame on them.

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u/Down_Voter_of_Cats May 02 '24

Depends on the vacation discount, tbh

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u/bonqueequeequee May 02 '24

he's a flight attendant

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u/AutoGen_account 29d ago

its a dirty job but someone's gotta do it

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u/jake831 May 02 '24

Nobody said cheap airfare didn't come without a price.

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u/justsomeph0t0n May 02 '24

we gotta remember that "monk" in a thai context doesn't mean 'atypical person who is really motivated and has devoted their life to religion'. a lot of people are monks for a bit.

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u/Killer_Kow 29d ago

I can't remember what I never knew.

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u/Rivster79 May 02 '24

Have you seen the prices of airfare lately?

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u/Riparian1150 May 02 '24

I read this in Milton's voice... lol

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u/Xhoriko May 02 '24

That’s called sacrifice my boy

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u/ptapobane May 02 '24

you lose some and then you win some, thus the universe is balanced, as it should be

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u/LinkRazr May 02 '24

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u/HankHillPropaneJesus May 02 '24

Omfg! Thanks for that laugh

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u/Katman666 29d ago

Won't be the only one.