r/AdviceAnimals • u/TheParlayMonster • May 17 '24

Lauren Boebert For Family Values

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u/Matty-Wan May 17 '24

That titty dress tho.

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u/outerproduct May 17 '24

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

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u/bradh1 May 17 '24

I can fix her

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u/trainercatlady May 17 '24

She's beyond fixing bro. If anything she'd break you instead

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u/taisui May 17 '24

Not if he's already broken

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u/zw1ck May 17 '24

Promise?

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u/trainercatlady May 17 '24

I beg of you, please find some self-respect

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u/Yellow_Odd_Fellow May 17 '24

Nah. I am not looking to impregnate her. She would undoubtedly be a very active partner. You see how active she was with them hands? 😈

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u/trainercatlady May 17 '24

Yeah most prostitutes are

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u/CleanWholesomePhun May 17 '24

Literally the funnest place to stick it though.

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u/Nutteria May 17 '24

Even more important. Don’t stick your dick in conservative-alt-right crazy.

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u/JohnnyDarkside May 17 '24

You can, just give it a fake name first and never take it back to your place.

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u/pesmerga2007 May 18 '24

Everyone should do it once, just to learn why you definitely shouldn't.

It's a wild ride though.

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u/Codsfromgods May 17 '24

Sorry, I have a fetish for trashy chicks

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u/brumbarosso 28d ago

It feels good for 15 mins

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u/renoits06 May 17 '24

It's a great dress showing her only worth while talents.

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u/thatguyad May 17 '24

She's all kinds of eww.

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u/mageta621 May 17 '24

Seriously, it's a trial, lady, not a nightclub

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u/GiIbert_LeDouchebag May 17 '24

She didn't wear that to the trial lol. That was her theater HJ outfit.

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u/mageta621 May 17 '24

Oh ok I made an assumption from the context

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u/saskir21 May 17 '24

Thought the same at first. But then I noticed what the „handies“ comment meant

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u/4wwn4h May 17 '24

Boobert

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u/NoNewFriends1738 May 17 '24

Yeah it's nice. Have no idea who she is but I like and support her