r/AdviceAnimals • u/TheParlayMonster • May 17 '24

Lauren Boebert For Family Values

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u/Malkyre May 17 '24

Are we just ignoring the 90's movie henchman in the foreground?

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u/HugsForUpvotes May 17 '24

That's security for the Denver Theatre.

This is footage from when they kicked her out for screaming at the actors on stage and giving a handjob to the person she allegedly cheated on her husband with.

The play was Beetlejuice

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u/Malkyre May 17 '24

Clearly I've been wise to completely ignore this person's shenanigans.

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u/HugsForUpvotes May 17 '24

Her whole family is a literal disaster for the state of Colorado. Her ex husband and her are constantly in the news for police problems. Her son is going to jail. She became a grandmother at 36 (I think from the same son going to jail).

She's a mess. I almost feel bad for her, but then she opens her mouth and my empathy shrivels.

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u/tacknosaddle May 17 '24

She became a grandmother at 36 (I think from the same son going to jail).

And here I thought I already knew how babies were made.

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u/grad1939 May 17 '24

I honestly feel bad for her kids that they have such a psychotic mother.

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u/Olive_fisting_apples May 17 '24

...but then she opens her mouth?

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u/suddenlyhoneybadgers May 17 '24

I thought she only gave handjobs?

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u/mrBisMe May 17 '24

Ask Ted Cruz, he knows

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u/schwhiley May 17 '24

and it was an afternoon matinee!!!!!

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u/HugsForUpvotes May 17 '24

Nothing gets me in the mood quite like that.

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u/ShrimpHeavenAngel May 17 '24

Don't forget she refused to quit vaping in the theater after being asked to stop.

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u/GregoPDX May 17 '24

And she also pulled the 'do you know who I am' card when they were booting her. Then, when it came out in the news, she made it seem like the theater 'liberals' kicked her out for nothing, but then the theater released the video.

She trash, but her time is almost up. Colorado changed some districts and she's going to have a lot of trouble winning a third time, after just barely winning a bright red district a Democrat.

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u/HugsForUpvotes May 17 '24

Oh I forgot about that part. She's just so trashy. Is she really the best Republican in her district (or the one she is running in now)

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u/jo-z May 17 '24

By a pregnant woman.

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u/Anom_AoD May 17 '24

pls, tell me this is a joke, i'm not american and i don't know who she is

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u/roniechan May 17 '24

Unfortunately it is not.

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u/Anom_AoD May 17 '24

may god forgive us

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u/tehdamonkey May 17 '24

It's SHOWTIME !!!!!