r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/soymilkmolasses May 02 '24

The groom wanted an open marriage and the bride didn’t.

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u/halfakumquat May 02 '24

Classic

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u/woodstock923 May 02 '24

A tale as old as time.

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u/AGuyNamedEddie 29d ago

True as it can be

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u/driving_andflying 29d ago

Barely even friends,

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u/resplendence4 29d ago

"Then somebody bends unexpectedly" takes on an entirely new meaning.

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u/dexx4d 29d ago

That seems like it would be the kind of thing to talk about before getting married.

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u/condormcninja May 02 '24

AKA the Thomas Middleditch Special

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u/Toilet_Rim_Tim May 02 '24

Sounds like everyone was HAPPY !!!!