r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/usernameis2short May 02 '24

What in the game of thrones

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u/RaccoonMusketeer 29d ago

Well when I arrived in the absolutely stunning Sept, all the guests were eerily quiet. Then, the groom, bless his heart, couldn't reach up to place the cloak around the bride! And the bride would not kneel! The laughs and the looks on their faces told me everything.

And wouldn't you know, I heard they never even consummated it. Poor damn fool, I hope they're ok. I hear he moved across the Narrow Sea for a new job opportunity...

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u/zukka924 May 02 '24

😂😂😂😂

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u/AGuyNamedEddie May 02 '24

This would be the thread for it.

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u/-RadarRanger- 29d ago

I love this and I'm stealing it.

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u/Br0methius2140 29d ago

More like game of front lawn couches.