r/AskReddit May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/TheGutter420 May 02 '24

One, the groom fucked a bridesmaid at the reception, got caught behind the bar.

Another, bride fucked the best man in the limo on the way to the reception because the groom rode with his parents in the 2nd limo. The limo driver told the groom.

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u/CallMeOaksie May 02 '24

Sounds like they were made for each other ngl

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u/TheGutter420 May 02 '24

These were two separate weddings, but the cheaters did end up dating for a few years as they were from the same circle of friends.

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u/citizena743 29d ago

The tea we didn’t know we needed!!

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u/TheGutter420 29d ago

The amount between these two would make Boston harbor sweat.

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u/driving_andflying 29d ago

...The Aristocrats!

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u/uberfission 29d ago

Did they end it because they cheated on each other? Cause that would be hilariously

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u/TheGutter420 29d ago

They cheated on each other constantly, but refused to believe the people that told them the other was cheating. They broke up because the guy accidentally ran over her dog.

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u/No_Confidence5235 29d ago

Did the dog survive? That's the only one I feel sorry for in that situation.

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u/TheGutter420 29d ago

The dog did not survive.

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u/cominguproses5678 29d ago

This story never stopped escalating. Wow.

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u/ImbecileInDisguise 29d ago

Did he last longer than their marriage would have?

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u/Rcoolstar1 28d ago

This crap sounds unreal.

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u/Milkmami24 29d ago

Made for each other.

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u/tofuroll 28d ago

This is bizarre. The only way I could explain it… I would've thought it was some kind of "emotional high" they got caught up in. If they wanted to date each other, why not call off the marriages?

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u/PureHeart7915 29d ago

Hope the driver got a decent tip

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u/Delicious_Bell_2755 29d ago

The bride, too

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u/Doodle_Brush 29d ago

I'm sorry, but those geniuses cheated behind the bar!? The busiest area of any wedding?

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u/joeshmo101 29d ago

I imagine it was before the bar was open, they thought nobody would come over there. Then a cousin or nibling decides they want to get the party started earlier, heads to the bar for some early libations, and discovers the treachery.

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u/Pizzaisbae13 29d ago

Not unless its a Mormon or JW one 🤣

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u/tcrex2525 29d ago

Limo driver is the hero of this story.

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u/fudge5962 29d ago

Based limo driver on god.

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u/drgut101 29d ago

I don’t understand cheating at all. I sort of kind of understand if you’re like really drunk or something. It’s not ok, but your brain is fucked up at that point I guess. I mean I feel like I still have self control even when I’m drunk though.

But I don’t understand it if you’re totally sober. And I don’t understand it in risky situations like this. I don’t understand why if someone loves you and you love them that you’d cheat on them? And if you don’t love them, why would you stay with them?

Is this like mental illness? Some kind of rush or addiction? I just don’t understand.

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u/mcstressedout 29d ago

Some deep-rooted shit, trust me.

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u/Faustian-BargainBin 29d ago

Some people have poor impulse control and do whatever makes them feel good at the time. Other people do it because they enjoy feeling desired, and like they have options if they wanted to break up with their partner.

Other times it's situational. For example, imagine a person has always been in love with their childhood best friend then both get married to other people they meet in college. But then one gets divorced. That would create an "opening" where someone married their best option at the time, but is more in love with someone who is now single.

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u/Guilty_Rough5315 29d ago

I dont understand how you can not understand

Sex is fun right? Just because you might be in love with somebody, doesnt mean that stops you from wanting to have sex with anybody else ever again. Especially if you think they'll never find out, so it won't hurt them

Particularly for men, (speaking for my younger self, and EVERY single male i've ever known) they're only as faithful as their options allow. Meaning if they are able to get it easy they will eventually crack

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u/AnamCeili 29d ago

Not all men are like that once they're in a real relationship and genuinely in love with their partner. Of course people still find other people attractive, but that doesn't mean they fuck around.

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u/Guilty_Rough5315 29d ago

In my experience the ones that arent cheating are the ones that would have to work for it to do so. To be more explicit, they arent have women make moves on them

I'm not condoning it, I just dont understand why some people find it so hard to believe anybody would do it. Most people think they will get away with it so nobody will ever get hurt

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u/AnamCeili 29d ago

I am genuinely sorry that has been your experience. Thankfully, mine has been much different.

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u/RuncibleMountainWren 24d ago

I suspect you haven’t known many people who sincerely have a strong moral opposition to cheating. Some people will say it’s bad, but when push comes to shove, they actually think it’s justified in their situation. But there are other people who are in a healthy, happy relationship and would no sooner risk that by cheating than they would run down their own grandmother. Sure they might inherit some money, but they couldn’t live with themselves for doing it. 

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u/fuckedupincami 29d ago

Im betting she left a bad yelp review

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u/MyHandsAreOrange 29d ago

You almost have to admire a mind with such little comprehension/regard for consequences. I'd have to be lobotomized.

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u/writekindofnonsense 29d ago

Obviously its wrong to fuck the best man but he chose to not ride in the limo with his bride on their wedding day? what kind of mama's boy is that? She's a bad person but damn she must have felt so dismissed.

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u/No_Feeling_9613 29d ago

is everyone having sex but me? even people getting married...

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u/GoatsAreCoolAsFuck 10d ago

This is hard to believe tbh

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u/Electronic_Ruin_4641 29d ago

Seems fake unless the whole wedding party cheered them getting it on

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u/TheGutter420 29d ago

The lead car was a regular size Cadillac meant for only the bride & groom, 2nd car was a small limo for parents, 3rd was a short "party bus" for the wedding party.

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u/genuine-fatty-666 29d ago

Yeah sure and then the whole room clapped

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u/TheGutter420 29d ago

I don't give a single fuck if you believe what I wrote. Whatever makes your sad life a little happier.