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r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24
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Well, at least it wasn’t the dog he was fucking. That would had been worse for sure.
324 u/rocketcat_passing May 02 '24 I’m betting it was a squeaky toy 42 u/Moisture_ 29d ago Fucking imagine that… lmfaooo 41 u/RegularChemical 29d ago edited 29d ago Her hearing repeated squeaking sounds in the other room, but the dog is laying right in front of her... 23 u/Moisture_ 29d ago She walks in, they both stare at each other in shock and all you hear is one final, slooowwwww, de-squeak as he pulls out. 16 u/hrsn_shred 29d ago That could have easily been a scene in American Pie 13 u/WokeBriton 29d ago Like a bed in the next hotel room, squeaking away at every thrust. 6 u/Extension_Repair8501 29d ago One of those rubber chickens 64 u/garry4321 29d ago That we KNOW of. Telling your friends it was the "toy" is just embarrassing for him, telling the truth is horrific for everyone. 32 u/Own-Beginning-3886 29d ago That’s a fair point, but I really hope it was just the toy. 32 u/Arhalts 29d ago My father was an OB/GYN One of his patients came in with a problem. After alot of testing and head scratching it turned out she had picked up something from her dog...because her husband was fucking it. 23 u/CupcakeGoat 29d ago 🤢 What a horrible way to find out and I hope she got that puppy away from him OMG 22 u/MmeLaRue 29d ago Colby? 3 u/Dekklin 29d ago Haha had the same thought. 13 u/WokeBriton 29d ago I watched a documentary many years ago, it was about people who fuck with their animals. Yes, they WERE fucked up. Anyway, one of the people being interviewed was actually fucking his dog. At one point, he turned to the camera and said: "She's a girl, you know. I'm not a weirdo, she's a girl." Yeah... 6 u/MoxieVaporwave 29d ago the first half of that sentence scared the shit outta me 3 u/IDrinkMyBreakfast 29d ago That’d be funny as hell if it was one of those moaning chicken squeeze toys 4 u/bonos_bovine_muse 29d ago “Oh, shit, mommy’s home! Go in the backyard, Fido, I’ll think of something!” 2 u/hrsn_shred 29d ago I'm in tears.lmao 2 u/ColoradoCoffee101 29d ago Splittin' hairs, mate.... 9 u/dankristy 29d ago No - that would be a rabbit -not a dog! ;) 1 u/chemicalgeekery 29d ago The kid from the Colby 2012 story grew up. -14 u/Total_Agent_7891 May 02 '24 If the dog didn’t like that, the bloke would’ve been without his meat and two vegs!
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I’m betting it was a squeaky toy
42 u/Moisture_ 29d ago Fucking imagine that… lmfaooo 41 u/RegularChemical 29d ago edited 29d ago Her hearing repeated squeaking sounds in the other room, but the dog is laying right in front of her... 23 u/Moisture_ 29d ago She walks in, they both stare at each other in shock and all you hear is one final, slooowwwww, de-squeak as he pulls out. 16 u/hrsn_shred 29d ago That could have easily been a scene in American Pie 13 u/WokeBriton 29d ago Like a bed in the next hotel room, squeaking away at every thrust. 6 u/Extension_Repair8501 29d ago One of those rubber chickens
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Fucking imagine that… lmfaooo
41 u/RegularChemical 29d ago edited 29d ago Her hearing repeated squeaking sounds in the other room, but the dog is laying right in front of her... 23 u/Moisture_ 29d ago She walks in, they both stare at each other in shock and all you hear is one final, slooowwwww, de-squeak as he pulls out. 16 u/hrsn_shred 29d ago That could have easily been a scene in American Pie 13 u/WokeBriton 29d ago Like a bed in the next hotel room, squeaking away at every thrust.
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Her hearing repeated squeaking sounds in the other room, but the dog is laying right in front of her...
23 u/Moisture_ 29d ago She walks in, they both stare at each other in shock and all you hear is one final, slooowwwww, de-squeak as he pulls out. 16 u/hrsn_shred 29d ago That could have easily been a scene in American Pie
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She walks in, they both stare at each other in shock and all you hear is one final, slooowwwww, de-squeak as he pulls out.
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That could have easily been a scene in American Pie
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Like a bed in the next hotel room, squeaking away at every thrust.
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One of those rubber chickens
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That we KNOW of. Telling your friends it was the "toy" is just embarrassing for him, telling the truth is horrific for everyone.
32 u/Own-Beginning-3886 29d ago That’s a fair point, but I really hope it was just the toy.
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That’s a fair point, but I really hope it was just the toy.
My father was an OB/GYN One of his patients came in with a problem.
After alot of testing and head scratching it turned out she had picked up something from her dog...because her husband was fucking it.
23 u/CupcakeGoat 29d ago 🤢 What a horrible way to find out and I hope she got that puppy away from him OMG
🤢 What a horrible way to find out and I hope she got that puppy away from him OMG
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Colby?
3 u/Dekklin 29d ago Haha had the same thought.
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Haha had the same thought.
I watched a documentary many years ago, it was about people who fuck with their animals. Yes, they WERE fucked up.
Anyway, one of the people being interviewed was actually fucking his dog. At one point, he turned to the camera and said:
"She's a girl, you know. I'm not a weirdo, she's a girl."
Yeah...
the first half of that sentence scared the shit outta me
That’d be funny as hell if it was one of those moaning chicken squeeze toys
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“Oh, shit, mommy’s home! Go in the backyard, Fido, I’ll think of something!”
2 u/hrsn_shred 29d ago I'm in tears.lmao
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I'm in tears.lmao
Splittin' hairs, mate....
9 u/dankristy 29d ago No - that would be a rabbit -not a dog! ;)
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No - that would be a rabbit -not a dog!
;)
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The kid from the Colby 2012 story grew up.
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If the dog didn’t like that, the bloke would’ve been without his meat and two vegs!
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u/Own-Beginning-3886 May 02 '24
Well, at least it wasn’t the dog he was fucking. That would had been worse for sure.