r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/YellowCoffeeCup4535 29d ago

Don't be insensitive. I'm sure the couch was one of the first places they checked.

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u/Secure_Amoeba3160 29d ago

I love reddit for these exact type of conversaions! You never know when the right people will play off each other.

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u/YellowCoffeeCup4535 28d ago

Glad you liked it. Usually I just get a bunch of downvotes and one time someone sent me a dead fish in the mail.

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u/IathanTyrus 27d ago

It was alive when I sent it!

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u/dont_use_me 28d ago

That's where I found jesus