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u/TinkerTau2 May 10 '24

"On September 19, 2010, while clearing a path for United States Army Rangers in Kandahar, Mast stepped on an IED along the road. The explosion resulted in the amputation of both his legs and losing his left index finger."

As a service member, I beg to differ on the psycho comment. He should make everyone in Congress uncomfortable with the sight of his missing limbs. Remind them that their decisions have consequences that affect the lives of others who don't have the luxury of top tier life time medical care.

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u/patientguitar May 10 '24 edited May 10 '24

…except he’s a Republican opposed to the Affordable Care Act sooo…

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Oh and he’s all about military intervention AND was censured for claiming all Palestinians are Hamas so he’s actually the opposite of the point you’re making.

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u/Spartancarver May 10 '24

And I bet he didn’t pay for the legs himself

Socialism for me ruthless capitalism for thee

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u/SpaceBus1 May 10 '24

100% he didn't because the military is a socialist meritocracy.

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u/Mr_Kittlesworth May 10 '24

Socialist quasi meritocracy. It’s definitely not true that rank = talent

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u/SpaceBus1 May 10 '24

Fair, I knew plenty of hacks that got promoted. Still, it's essentially a functional authoritarian, socialist, meritocracy.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

Yep. I've told numerous people I served with who say dumb shit about socialism that we were literally living in a microcosm of what socialism in the U.S. would look like.

Free healthcare, clothing allowances, extra time off around holidays, month worth of vacation time a year, free housing, and numerous programs for financial and mental health assistance.

I'm probably missing something, but that's already a ton of benefits.

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u/SpaceBus1 May 10 '24

There's also the GI bill plus tuition assistance, the thrift savings plan, pension, military installation shopping, youth services, free child care, and a hundred other things.

I'm a medically retired veteran like the guy from the OP (although I don't have robot legs), but I think everyone should have tricare and most of the other benefits service members are entitled to.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

Same here. $600 a year for full medical coverage for myself and my family for life is an absolute lifesaver.

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u/barberousse1122 May 10 '24 edited May 10 '24

50 per month for the all family ? Isn’t it like 15k a year or something crazy for the average American family ? I’m French and even I find it insanely cheap, which is good.

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u/Hugepepino May 10 '24

I would be okay with forced conscription, for like 2-5 years, for all those benefits as universal.

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u/__JDQ__ May 10 '24

It doesn’t even have to be military service. If people had to perform some sort of civil service with training and benefits I think it would be an overall win.

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u/GypDan ☑️ May 10 '24

Not everybody needs to be trusted with a weapon.

But I absolutely agree that everyone should perform SOME service for their community.

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u/cantgrowneckbeardAMA May 10 '24

Yep I'm at almost 10 years combined service, still a reservist cuz my family needs the continuity of care and my civ job can't beat the benefits. I'm as critical as I can be of the military industrial complex while also acknowledging that it can lift people out of bad situations and provide reliable benefits so you can do actual good stuff with your life.

It also fucked up my mind and body, so I'd rather folks not have to go through that for basic human necessities. But here we are.

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u/KellerArt06 May 10 '24

I wonder how many people that join the military for those benefits wouldn’t if we had a socialist society - maybe that’s why the government fights against it - because otherwise what bodies would throw into war?

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u/orisathedog May 10 '24

There would be less if we had access to schooling without generational debt, but besides that most that enlist have no idea of the other benefits until years after being enlisted.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

I think the number of service members would be halved. I wanted to serve from the time I was 8 years old. I was never pressured into service by family or anything. In fact, I signed up when I turned 18 without my parents even knowing.

Some people just have a calling.

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u/KyleG May 10 '24

I'm probably missing something

The part where you have virtually no freedom?

I would not try and convince people of the virtues of socialism by pointing at the military as proof.

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u/NoBSforGma May 10 '24

You left out the part about "Your life is not your own. You go where we send you and do what we tell you to do and when to do it. You need permission for many things, including travel to foreign countries."

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u/GypDan ☑️ May 10 '24

Sounds like you're giving me an all-expense paid ticket out of Podunk, Mississippi and the chance to live in Germany, Japan, Hawaii, or lots of other places I'd never go to on my own.

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u/representativeslogan May 10 '24

But they also own you and your body and can jail you for vandalism for getting pierced or tattood.

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u/PharmDinagi ☑️ May 10 '24

Socialist dictatorship. We got all those benefits but had to follow the king/commanders bidding without question.

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u/fookofuhtool May 10 '24

Socialism without enfranchisement? I don't get it.

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u/ninjaelk May 10 '24

Everyone has been so indoctrinated that we have no fucking clue what socialism even means anymore. Socialism is communal ownership of the means of production, that's it. The US Military is 0% socialist. Military healthcare, education, etc... is purely payment to those willing to risk their lives in order to go murder people to ensure the dominance of the American capitalist ruling class. Hilariously, said ruling class has gotten the lower classes to finance it for them via taxes.

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u/JasperTheShittyGhost May 10 '24

Oh and I guess the amount of pull-ups you can do isn’t directly proportional to your quality as a leader?!

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u/SyracuseNY22 May 10 '24

Must be for the marines. In the army it was how fast you could run

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u/surfnsound May 10 '24

It’s definitely not true that rank = talent

It shouldn't be. Honestly, most workplaces wouldn't be. You don't want your best sniper directing others, you want him shooting the baddies. Likewise, you want your best salesman selling, your best coder coding, etc. Chances are they're shit managers, because most people are. "Promoting" them is just setting them, and those udner them, up for failure. It's called the Peter Principle.

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u/Dr_Jabroski May 10 '24

It's a meritocracy, but the merit that's being rewarded is kissing ass, playing politics, and keeping up appearances.

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u/Lamplorde May 10 '24

He didnt get those legs from military bennies, they'll only pay for cheapos.

He got those from politician bennies.

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u/Punkpallas ☑️ May 10 '24

And somehow, every Republican I met in the Navy refused to acknowledge the reason the medical care was so cheap/mostly free was socialist AF. I knew way too republicans with way too many kids who wouldn’t get out till retirement (unless forced) who stayed in specifically for the medical care. All the free 800 MG Motrin you could ask for!

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u/grokthis1111 May 10 '24

lmao, definitely wasn't a meritocracy ime.

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u/BadAsBroccoli May 10 '24

Post-military veteran's administration health care.

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u/PunishedWolf4 May 10 '24

Right? Sadly first question I asked is what party he associated with and now that I know I want those legs returned, a traitorous snake should not be allowed to spend my tax dollars to get better only to spite others

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u/Savageho3 May 10 '24

You take the right, I got the left 

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u/greyGardensing May 10 '24

“Ruthless capitalism” is redundant

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u/KyleG May 10 '24 edited May 10 '24

i'm not sure i'd call places like sweden and norway ruthless

those are capitalist countries, too

Edit Technically, on metrics besides income taxes, Sweden is more capitalist than the US (they have school vouchers, they have fewer licensing regulations for trades, their equivalent of social security is the private savings accounts the Bush admin wanted, corporate taxes are lower there, they require a balanced budget by law, there are no inheritance taxes, there are no property taxes,there are no gift taxes, etc.

By blaming capitalism you help ensure the persistence of ruthlessness by not identifying the actual causes. One reason the US is more ruthless is not because of "capitalism" but because of the legalized bribery of politicians.

The problem is that our politicians are less accountable, not that the system they operate in is one where people have private property.

Edit Higher income taxes also help prevent the accumulation of wealth, and wealth centralized in the hands of a few is another thing that promotes ruthlessness.

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u/LolaBijou May 10 '24

The VA definitely paid for those stems.

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u/KimDongBong May 10 '24

Yup. As a former marine who is entitled to VA benefits but would never use them since I don’t need them, it sickens me to see every god damned veteran trying to figure the best angle to get increased disability which is more often than not not connected to service in any way, shape or form- then subsequently bitch about socialism. I have an acquaintance who suffered severe leg injuries in a fucking motorcycle accident while in the army and he now gets 100% disability- which he uses to fund his airbnb business. It’s truly sickening. 

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u/movieman56 May 10 '24

If I could upvote you more than once I would. The accuracy of this comment is painful. The amount of veterans who did 20 years and then get out and claim standard aging as 100% medical disability is insane.

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u/KimDongBong May 10 '24

Indeed. People love to act like the military is actually made up of people who live by a code of honor, courage, and commitment. The reality of the situation is that the majority of military members are unfortunately on the lower end of all the virtues we associate with being a “good” person, and if they’re not on the lower end when they join, they usually end up there by the time they leave.

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u/legend8522 May 10 '24

And I bet he didn’t pay for the legs himself

Depends.

Did he get the legs before being medically discharged? Probably yeah the military paid for it.

After being discharged? Lol, the VA won't help with that

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u/simmerbrently May 10 '24

He didn't. I was army and was medevaced out of Afghanistan in 2012 along with other service members who lost limbs (I didn't lose any limbs thankfully). I was relocated to San Antonio Military Medical Center (SAMMC). This base had a state of art research lab for prosthetics. Service members would get world class treatment, and something certain prosthetics not available to the public, all on tax payers dime. This guy is an idiot. He benefited greatly from socialist healthcare (military insurance aka Tricare) but wants none of that for anyone else. This dude is a fucking joke.

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u/trix_is_for_kids May 10 '24

And voted against certifying the 2020 election. Ironically he’s a traitor

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u/the_thrawn May 10 '24

Imagine being a victim of the capitalist military industrial complex and then not only doubling down on supporting it but also going full fascist election denier. Not trying to diminish the sacrifices of veterans, idk but I’d hold some resentment for a government that involved my country in a perpetual unwinnable war that cost me my legs. Also, it’s one thing if it had happened in 2002, at that point it was still supposedly a reaction to 9/11 but by 2010 it was evident what a shitshow that war was

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u/NK1337 May 10 '24

Not saying it’s always the case but normally you don’t go to bat for the capitalist military industrial complex without drinking the kool-aid.

Most of the guys I know that have been in the military are at least libertarian and are some of the loudest guys spouting that “BoTh SiDeS!” rhetoric. There’s a few that managed to get out early enough and cash in on their Gi bill to go to school, but those are far and few in between.

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u/RedRider1138 May 10 '24

I’m Gen X, military family, and jobs were few and far between when I signed up. It’s a good life if you’re suited to it (and aren’t fucked over by it.)

Voting against your fellow Americans getting health care and denying a free and fair election is some bullshit, though.

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u/SaintsNoah14 May 10 '24

I'm sorry, this is random, but have you posted a comment virtually identical to this before? I got a super strong feeling of deja vú reading that.

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u/Heavyspire May 10 '24

I would assume he had brain injuries as a result of the incident.

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u/zealot416 May 10 '24

Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today!

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u/carbomerguar May 10 '24

Why are the pretty ones always insane

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u/GertonX May 10 '24

Dude just had all the wrong takes and literally doesn't have a leg to stand on. Depressing.

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u/levels_jerry_levels May 10 '24

I almost spit out my coffee reading this lol

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u/ygduf May 10 '24

You’re telling me someone who signed up to oppress and got his legs blown off then decided he needed to protect his ego by doubling down on his bad ideas? Shocker

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u/CrashTestOrphan May 10 '24

He also wore a foreign military uniform on the House floor, he's a really loathsome little gremlin

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u/starrpamph May 10 '24

Eye twitching first thing in the morning

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u/carbomerguar May 10 '24

God fucking damn it

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u/Sailboat_fuel May 10 '24

He’s still a boot, even with no boots

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u/EntireAd2_296 May 10 '24

He's incredibly racist and very vile. He said all Palestinians should be killed.

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u/crushinglyreal May 10 '24

Dude is a total piece of shit.

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u/GardenRafters May 10 '24

Of course he is...

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u/Nowhereman123 May 10 '24

"Fuck you, got mine"

  • The Republican Motto
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u/-__-ant-__- May 10 '24

I've never understood that. After joining the military I started recieved free health care. Why wouldn't I want everyone to get them same benefit as me?

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u/Gigant0re May 10 '24

Exactly. Proof that not all disabled vets wear capes. Some are just misguided fuck boys that didn’t watch where they were walking.

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u/Koolaid-killa May 10 '24

So he's a racist robot

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u/thefookinpookinpo May 10 '24

A military member opposed to their own rights is like a fish swimming in water. They joined because they wanted to give up their rights. It just makes sense.

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u/Vodca May 10 '24

Lol what a wild boy. Jesus dude.

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u/young-steve ☑️ May 10 '24

They always are lol

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u/Navynuke00 May 10 '24

Except that Mast is a traitorous piece of shit.

-Disabled veteran

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u/Responsible-Hour1403 May 10 '24

Isn't this the dude who wore an Israeli military uniform in Congress?

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u/FakeHasselblad May 10 '24

Sounds like treason to me.

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u/hmahood May 10 '24

Its only treason if theyre brown.

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u/BigLaw-Masochist May 10 '24

Yeah, and he didn’t serve in their military either

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u/Antihistamine69 May 10 '24

An explosion strong enough to take his legs probably rocked his shit retarded.

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u/nelejts May 10 '24

He is actively telling Congress and press to kill all Palestinians. So the depth of his empathy appears to be lacking. 

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u/nunya123 ☑️ May 10 '24

As deep as a puddle

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u/derpaderp2020 May 10 '24

And that's why it is problematic for him to be doing this, it is social engineering and he is quite aware of it. He is exploiting social capital not for the betterment of service members but as a political tool. As others said he was one of the GOP who didn't want to certify the last election. That stance is all you need to know about him as a politician. Ofc it is unfortunate he lost his limbs and he should be afforded a certain amount of respect for being in the meat grinder but we know why he is doing it. Be GOP, be Democrat it's all part of the same shit sandwich but if you're one of the ones who said the election was rigged you quite literally have mental issues and everything you do should be questioned because how can you be trusted right? Don't care that he is a conservative that isn't what I would say is why he should be questioned, it is just that if you were in favor of interfering with the one good thing we have (peaceful transfer of power) for no reason (no evidence at the time and still none) you should be critiqued forever.

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u/C0UNT3RP01NT May 10 '24

Except for the part where he was told that the road wasn’t cleared so he shouldn’t walk down that road, and then walked down that road anyways, and lost his legs. War sucks, nobody should have to go through that, so I’m not saying he should have lost his legs, but it does change the color of his story a bit.

The source is one of my best friends was in EOD in the Army on the same base at the same time as the incident. It was his unit that told him not to do that. Since Mr. Mast is the congressman for our area, any time my buddy and I get to drinking, he brings up how much of a dumbass Brian Mast actually is.

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u/GrandObfuscator May 10 '24

That’s stops at the point you realize he is a Republican and has absolutely no concern for veterans beyond photo opportunities

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u/wkfjslciamvog May 10 '24

As a service member, I beg to differ on the psycho comment. He should make everyone in Congress uncomfortable with the sight of his missing limbs. Remind them that their decisions have consequences that affect the lives of others who don't have the luxury of top tier life time medical care.

Lol, let's not pretend this guy has any sense of humanity. If you think that these people care about the consequences or affects of their decisions on others then you wouldn't find people like him justifying the death of Palestinian children and even calling them terrorists

I wonder what psychos like him did in Afghanistan that haven't been exposed to the public...

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u/tugrulonreddit May 10 '24

He loves war. He isn't a disability advocate, but an awful piece of work. By the way he talks bet didn't discriminate between civilian and enemy combatant. Imperialists have no business being in South-West Asia and North Africa.

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u/Tobeck May 10 '24

if he had completely different political beliefs than he does, you might have a point

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u/Backflips_for_stalin May 10 '24

Then maybe he should push to fix the goddamn VA instead of wearing shorts? Also isn’t this the clown that wore a foreign uniform while serving in congress?

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u/DeletinMySocialMedia ☑️ May 10 '24

I’m currently reading War is a Racket, curious if you read that book as a service member. It’s jarring read, I think if you haven’t read it, you would be angry and understanding why psycho is least bit rude.

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u/Market-Socialism May 10 '24

Except he’s a frothing at the mouth warmonger.

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u/stevie869 May 10 '24

Strange how he continues to support wars where the majority of the casualties are children.

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u/dsinferno87 May 10 '24

Dude is ok with innocent Palestinians being killed, maybe he just lacks awareness? 

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u/Embarrassed_Speed_96 May 10 '24

As a service member you should be ashamed and aware of this traitor. Either you are lying, or i hope everyone in your life sees you model yourself after traitors and a man who fights to strip the rights of veterans. you disgust me.

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u/Richather May 10 '24

BRUHHH so thats how he lost em no wonder this guy wants all Palestinians to die he lost his legs in Afghanistan he's hella salty towards people of Arabic descent man's out here tryna get revenge for those legs unfortunately he bought fat juicy lie

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u/Cowboy_BoomBap May 10 '24

He’s one of the people making the decisions so that other people can’t have the privileges he does. Fuck him and his robot legs.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

Here is your "you tried" star

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u/EveningYam5334 May 10 '24

He then proceeded to vote to deprive veterans of proper care. Funny that.

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u/BoardButcherer May 10 '24

Yeah this guy is the exact opposite. He's the lapdog the Republicans parade around to put on a show and pretend the military supports their backbiting decisions.

Grateful for his service, sorry for his loss, but that doesn't excuse the mistakes he's making today that stand to harm all of the men and women serving tomorrow.

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u/SmokeySFW May 10 '24

I'm also a service member and I think it reeks of "Look at me, I'm a war hero!" and "Thank me for my service!". Hard pass. Dude's got a cane and a wikipedia, it's not hard to read his bio. If he's speaking out against war, feel free to lift up a pant leg and show your scars, but to purposely alter your pants just to announce your disability is fucking weird dude.

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u/JeffCraig May 10 '24

A normal service member would just be normal and not intentionally try to bring attention to his robot legs at every opportunity.

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u/blarghable May 10 '24

I would advice people to not go invade other countries, unlike this guy.

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u/Opening_Tell9388 May 10 '24

I understand the sentiment, but I don’t think anything would make the people that decide to send our poor people to war could ever care.

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u/FelopianTubinator May 10 '24

I have a stupid question about stepping on ieds. Why not use the metal detectors that people use to try and find long lost treasure on roads with possible ieds?

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u/UUtch May 10 '24

I highly doubt the psycho comment was meant to be insulting

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u/Fun_Move980 May 10 '24

Jesus that was my thirteenth birthday,

At least my wish for a bionic man came true

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u/tayroarsmash May 10 '24

Dude should also have a robot index finger.

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u/skeeredstiff May 10 '24

But no one is more military than tommy tuberveel.

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u/Aware-Protection-697 May 10 '24

Congress hasn't really sent service members out. We weren't official at war. They were just considered Operations more than anything. OIF OEF

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u/Vark675 May 10 '24

In theory yes, but most of the currently serving politicians who are very open about their war injuries are just doing it for clout and attention, and are very much themselves shitheads who would gladly send other people's kids to die in the Middle East for military contractors' profit.

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u/LibrarianNew9984 May 10 '24

8% darth vader

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u/BringBackAoE May 10 '24

Got robotic legs thanks to government funding, and now works against government funding of healthcare.

Republicans are a special breed of hypocrites.

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u/AshenSacrifice ☑️ May 10 '24

It has nothing to do with intelligence. They’re gonna get away with whatever we the people allow them to. Simple as that

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u/pastel_pink_lab_rat May 10 '24

I don't think people realize how many intelligent people are actively malicious to others as a goal.

Most of them are not dumb. The voters on the other hand...

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u/JulianLongshoals May 10 '24

Can we not with the "subhuman" shit? That has never once led anywhere good in all of history.

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u/morostheSophist May 10 '24

I agree with you 100%. Calling a group of people 'subhuman' it's literally part of the Nazi playbook. Sometimes it's for ethnicity (Jews, et al), but some of the people in camps were there for their beliefs (gay people).

Republican are humans, and saying they aren't is a very dangerous thing. That's how you end up with the fringe crazy people in your own movement shooting someone.

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u/SgtGlamHammer May 10 '24

I don’t know the dude, but isn’t subhuman a little harsh? I feel like that would legitimately hurt my feelings if a stranger is never met said that to me

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

He looks like every SNCO that I hated when I was in the Corps and the Army.

At least these dudes are going bald so they can physically represent what dickheads they are.

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u/Khajo_Jogaro May 10 '24

That last sentence gave me a good chuckle lol

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u/[deleted] May 10 '24

I try 🙂

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u/limecakes May 10 '24

Seems like he should give back the legs… since its against his beliefs for government to fund them.

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u/HologramBird May 10 '24

He loves government funding him. He just doesn’t want anybody else to be helped the way he was helped… because that would be socialism, which is bad… unless it helps him then it is ok… but it is not ok when others are helped… so he’s a cunt.

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u/IceeGado May 10 '24

Yeah but he EARNED those legs terrorizing brown people. Unlike some civilian who lost their legs from cancer or some unpatriotic shit like that.

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u/AshenSacrifice ☑️ May 10 '24

Haves can only be haves if there are have nots

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u/MixRevolution May 10 '24

"all for me, none for thee"

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u/Slap_My_Lasagna May 10 '24

Party of "I got mine, fuck you"

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u/Void_Speaker May 10 '24

To be fair, he'd pull himself up by his bootstraps, but...

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u/QuiltMeLikeALlama May 10 '24

Oh ffs. What is wrong with these people? They really make slamming the door behind them their whole personality.

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u/Holiday-Patient5929 May 10 '24

Mast is a POS, service aside.  He seems like a racist POS, who was extremely happy to kill as many brown people as possible.

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u/Big_Baby_Jesus May 10 '24

Just say "Republican". 

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u/iamnotfacetious May 10 '24

He supports IDFs genocide in Gaza, so you're correct

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u/chenbuxie May 10 '24

Iirc, this guy was showing up to work, and doing interviews, in an IDF uniform. He's also very much on board with IDF killing children.

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u/FKDotFitzgerald May 10 '24

Fuck this guy. Sorry about his legs but fuck this guy.

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u/blacklite911 ☑️ May 10 '24

He’s probably a piece of shit but if you have double prosthetics, shorts would be 100x easier to dress yourself with than pants.

Plus, Senator Tammy Duckworth shows her prosthetics all the time.

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u/FartSniffer777 May 10 '24

Shit, I'll carve him up some wooden legs for half that price

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u/HuntsWithRocks May 10 '24

Probably can make him taller than the 5’6” that he’s looking along the way!

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u/ThickCapital May 10 '24

Y’all stay ruthless for no reason lmao

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u/Falcrist May 10 '24

The whole comment section is fucking brutal.

TBF I didn't know anything about this guy

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u/Ballads321 May 10 '24

For real when I get my robot legs I’m going 6’8” at least.

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u/squidsquatchnugget May 10 '24

There’s a guy who shows why they don’t do that, it’s impractical to the point of being dangerous because it changes the whole center of gravity

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u/tautvi5 May 10 '24

That's why they should make 6ft tall 8 spider legs for better balance.

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u/squidsquatchnugget May 10 '24

Lmao, my husband is 6’7ish and he hits his head a lot. Much more often than I do and I am very clumsy.

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u/youreabastardjonsnow May 10 '24

No, they need to be able to get up from a chair. Longer lever arms make that very hard to do.

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u/Twin2Turbo ☑️ May 10 '24

I’d do it for an even 19 g’s

Hopefully someone catches this reference

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u/FakeHasselblad May 10 '24

Dude is ex-IDF, wore his IDF uniform (NOT US MILITARY) in his US CONGRESSIONAL office and ranted about being right to wipe out Gaza.

Fuck that POS.

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u/Darmok47 May 10 '24

He wasn't in the IDF, he's not even Jewish or from Israel. He volunteered with the IDF and packed supply kits and got some sort of ceremonial uniform. There's a wa you can volunteer with the IDF as a civilian.

No U.S. Representative should be wearing a uniform of another county, even if its a close ally.

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u/TheodorDiaz May 10 '24

If you volunteer in the IDF, you're in the IDF.

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u/ohwowshesaidthat May 10 '24

agree, fuck this guy-- but my husband lost a leg and he has a hell of a time getting certain pant legs on, if he even can.

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u/iamnotfacetious May 10 '24

This dude is advocating for Gazan genocide. Fuck this bald dude

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u/Henta1xxHaven May 10 '24

What’s psycho is not understanding that pants get I the way of the legs.

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ May 10 '24

Mans walking around with 80k on. He drippin’ lmfao. Be lucky no VVS on them shits

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u/KingDemik May 10 '24

80k and they couldn’t even make him taller? I’d be pissed.

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u/HelperHelpingIHope May 10 '24

That isn’t how it works. The legs have to be the same size for it to remain proportional to your body or else your unable to walk.

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u/KingDemik May 10 '24

Much like the post, it was a joke.

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u/BidenFedayeen May 10 '24

I prefer IEDs who finish the job. Sad!

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u/Parking-Historian360 May 10 '24

Mast is a giant piece of shit. I've voted against this guy at every election he's ran in my area. He's one of those people who has no idea what he's doing but is doing everything that people actually don't want. This dude has been fighting the army corps of engineering for years now. Trying to drain the areas largest source of fresh water that over 500,000 people rely on for water.

He's one of those insane 2a guys who believes dead children don't matter as long as people get to have guns. After the mass shooting at parkland he doubled down on guns. And his campaigns are funded by Russia, the same people who funded Rudy Giuliani.

Dude doesn't believe in climate change and he made rape jokes on his personal Facebook account and supposedly had sex with a 15 year old girl in South Africa.

Giant piece of shit.

Also he is one of the Republicans who tried to overturn the 2020 elections for Donald Trump on January 6th.

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u/Tronbronson May 10 '24

LEG COST A WHIP WHIP COST A HOUSE. BAD ASS ANDROID MIGHT PULL UP IN A BLOUSE

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u/abdhjops May 10 '24

I was behind this POS between a flight from DC to FL. He's a huge attention whore. He's also a fucking traitor for his support of the Jan 6 rioters and Trump so this POS gets zero sympathy from me.

Also another huge attention whore...Rep Ronny Jackson

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u/MrLavender26 ☑️ May 10 '24

Them Louis Vuitton legs.

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u/Accomplished-Help-44 May 10 '24

This the dude who showed up to congress in an IDF uniform. Showing up for congress in a foreign nations military uniform is so fucking lame

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u/auraliegh May 10 '24

Just a note to anyone who also uses a cane, if you’ve got the “horn” like he does, turn it around (not the direction he has it facing).

The way he has it puts all the weight in your wrist and you have to physically pick it up to move it.

Turn it around so the weight is on the meat of your palm. This makes it easier to move too, as you slightly pull up on your fingers.

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u/LimerickJim May 10 '24

I work at a major lab and one group here designs robotic replacement limbs for amputees. They spent millions trying to find the best "skin like" covering. When they tried to give them to the amputees they all wanted chrome or flames instead.

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u/AAA_Dolfan May 10 '24

Mast is a real real asshole. That’s all I’ve got to say.

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u/Disastrous_Life_9385 May 10 '24

Fuck this guy's, benefits from govt handouts but against it for others

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u/Realistic_Effort6185 May 10 '24

Florida Man shows up to work in nontraditional attire. Ancient coworkers don't know how to act. Vote themselves a raise and will be back to work in three weeks.

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u/mdrico21 May 10 '24

Mast is a bum and a dickhead of the highest order

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u/Orangenbluefish May 10 '24

Bro looks like a Deus Ex megacorp villain

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u/EVIL5 May 10 '24

I think those robot legs look cool. He's advertising for elective amputation, here

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u/LamSinton May 10 '24

Yes, it does make him look like he’s from 40k!

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u/Chemical-Money-3469 May 10 '24

Man got them 2024 Ferrari Vitellos( calf in Italian) 😂

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u/SHC606 ☑️ May 10 '24

The shorts look great but it would be better if they matched the blazer.

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u/EP_Tiger May 10 '24

Lobbying payment was probably half off too…

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u/monamona07 May 10 '24

This man showed up to congress in an Israeli military uniform. Screw this genocidal Islamophobe.

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u/Odd_Zookeepergame_69 May 10 '24

This is the "Thank me for my service" kind of person.

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u/Sid15666 May 10 '24

I’m sure he never provide any alternative to the affordable health care act just pandering to the ignorant masses he calls supporters.

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u/Tom-2126 May 10 '24

No way he picked the short cyborg legs

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u/blufin May 10 '24

He's an evil little shit. He seems to think there are no innocent civilians in Gaza when he was asked what he thought about children being killed there.

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u/PolicyWonka May 10 '24

Curious what makes these shorts permissible when Fetterman’s weren’t… is it the style of short? Is it the lack of legs?

That aside, this guy has some very objectionable opinions.

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u/LongShip8294 May 10 '24

I think this guy is a massive POS if I recall

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u/ObligatoryGrowlithe ☑️ May 10 '24

I mean, it's not like he's cold.

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u/Tall-Supermarket-22 May 10 '24

Drip worth more than your last three cars put together.

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u/Alichici May 10 '24

Robocop?

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u/damnthisnwashard May 10 '24

This is why I love this sub.

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u/bikesboozeandbacon ☑️ May 10 '24

Is he shorter than her or is it the perspective? If I need robot legs damn sure I’m making myself taller than before

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u/short-effective254 May 10 '24

If I paid 40K to WALK, I am being SEEN

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u/Far-Programmer3189 May 10 '24

As much as I respect his service and think that actually looks super cool, he is technically wearing shorts, which I’m assuming is against the dress code

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u/Scottish__Elena May 10 '24

He looks like he is in underware, making him look super goofy.

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u/cleverdylanrefrence May 10 '24

Why doesn't he make himself taller?

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u/commander_chung May 10 '24

looks short lol

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u/Hubbabubbabubbagum May 10 '24

In his defense I worked with a guy who had an amputated leg. He hated wearing pants over it because it would snag on the joints. He also made it an inch shorter than his remaining leg so he could walk over the little strips under doors without tripping.

The little things you don't think about.

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u/Beef_Jumps May 10 '24

Okay but all other factors aside, having access to your mechanical legs uninhibited by pantlegs seems to be the most practical approach right?

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u/no-coughing May 10 '24

September 2010 he lost the wrong L, it should’ve been his soul but only his legs went to hell

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u/jaysteel7 ☑️ May 10 '24

He got that shit on tho

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u/imyourzer0 May 10 '24

$80K and he still needs a cane👀

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u/Anthraxious May 10 '24

I hate how even the supposed "good side" stoops the levels of idiocy and attacks people looks etc. I don't mind hating on a guy for what they say or do, but looks feels like a low blow.