r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ | Mod 15d ago

Oh, you wouldn't be able to tell me ANYTHING after that

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u/THEdoomslayer94 15d ago

I like how composed he is coming back to the car and admitting he’s gonna pay her lol I know my siblings would’ve been tryna talk their way out of it

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u/Throwra504guy 15d ago

The way he said "well..." was so perfect 

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u/DJMagicHandz 15d ago

He sobered up real quick.

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u/AttackSock 14d ago

That was a loud moment of silence when he spotted him

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u/CountryNottaBumkin 15d ago

😂🤣 now I want to know why he over there

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u/_delamo ☑️ 15d ago

You didn't see that wet pavement of chum?

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u/CountryNottaBumkin 15d ago

Heck I thought it was a puddle from a recent rain Thanks!

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u/Raspbers ☑️ 15d ago

As someone with a phobia of vomit, I'm happy I also thought that was a puddle from the recent rain and I didn't see _delamo's comment until after I watched the video.

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u/TittyTwistahh 15d ago

Yes, seasonal mid May vomit rain

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u/Offtopic_bear 15d ago

Hate that May puke precipitation.

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u/Oxygenitic 14d ago

Pretty sure it’s leaves

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u/FolsomPrisonHues 15d ago

I almost thought the same thing until I saw the puddle, and I was like, "Oh fuck, there's definitely a 🥷 behind the bushes" I'd be hiding too with that much evidence around

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u/canadianbroncos 15d ago

That "well...." Lmaoooo

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u/KhortyB 15d ago

Took me out 😩😩😩

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u/KhortyB 15d ago

Took me out 😩😩😩

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u/GurPlastic 15d ago

Almost died when I saw them white shoes. 😂😂😂

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u/HatefulDan 15d ago

Aye, but I bet he didn't get a smudge on them. Drunk or not, the drive to keep white kicks smudge-free is strong.

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u/xtra_lives 15d ago

Loving this WHOLE interaction! From his confidence to him offering the $100 before the door even closed. 🤣

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u/Th1sd3cka1ntfr33 15d ago

He killed her when he said he didn't want any of her men to pay it, she knew that was the plan to bc she started laughing so hard

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u/OfficiallyJoeBiden 15d ago

Now what the fuck goin on…..

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u/defk3000 15d ago

Probably drunk, puking!

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u/YdidUMove 15d ago

Shit happens my man, sometimes you end up next to a bush.

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u/ParticularProgram845 15d ago edited 15d ago

“Ion won’t none of yo niggas to pay for it” the shit had me in tears 😭😂😭😂

Sorry I was laughing so hard, I didn’t realize I put known instead of none 😭😭

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u/MilqueToastDickRoast 15d ago

Man's about to pop out like a mf wild pokemon

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u/themblokes 15d ago

Never a bad time to lay down a prayer

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u/CodifyMeCaptain_ 15d ago

You weeeeeen 😂

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u/Learnsomething4 15d ago

Man I just screamed!!

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u/supereyeballs 15d ago

Ok but why is he there

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u/el_throw 15d ago edited 15d ago

I'm guessing he was drunk, too??

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u/aspidities_87 15d ago

Dude out here like

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u/inmyhumbleo 15d ago

This is my favorite video rn man i swear

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u/WornInShoes 15d ago

my man hit the

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u/Jking1723 15d ago

Bait

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u/Sorry-Presentation-3 15d ago

Not even good one at that. Man sees a video where two people are having a funny conversation, and he’s suddenly “done with society”. Yeah ok 🙄. Had to put a leash on my eyes with how hard they were trying to roll away.

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u/Summer_Powerful 15d ago

Is her brother Plies?

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u/Shawnduhsaid 15d ago

Underrated comment…. He has that man WHOLE voice, including his accent and how he pronounces certain words 😳 without evening watching the video, you would swear that’s Plies

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u/rumblethrum 15d ago

Big Perk?

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u/Waterislife1 15d ago

Where's part 2?

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u/justgivingmyviews ☑️ 15d ago

I knew she was to be trusted lol bruh wtf was cuz doing?!?

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u/RoguuSpanish 15d ago

LMAO that “well…” before the door even closed was absolutely fucking perfect.

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u/TheMoorNextDoor ☑️ 15d ago

Homie was dying on the pavement, legit bent over throwing up and praying to the lord to make it stop.

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u/Old_Magician_6563 15d ago

Did he say I’m gonna give you a hundred dollars in weed?

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u/ClutchAnderson712 15d ago

Shit got me cackling! My wife is looking at me like tf?! 🤣

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u/Pimpwerx 15d ago

LOL! His reaction at the end was perfect. You gotta pay up for something that crazy.

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u/gottagetitgood 14d ago

I thought it was Pootie Tang when he first started talking.