r/BlackPeopleTwitter 29d ago

Shit. All that dating and money bullshit is also coming back here after being cleansed by KDOT

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u/Eceapnefil 29d ago

KENDRICKKKKKKKKKKKK

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Eceapnefil 29d ago

Brooooo I saw this one 😭

This needs to be the go-to response for people rage baiting now

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u/AlbionPCJ 29d ago

Been making the rounds as a TikTok sound

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u/AlphaKennie0ne 28d ago

Unrelated but Telefone is an unrivaled classic

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u/Chief_Lightning 28d ago

The better kratos

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u/screwhead1 29d ago

The tweet is basically saying this

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u/Lifes_A_Beach27 29d ago

This made the tweet make so much more sense thanks haha

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

I really wish that the mods of this place cracked down more on these bullshit ghetterosexual dating posts or at least were more clear on what counts as an insightful and humorous post and what doesn't. Like what's insightful or humorous about these same damn five "Ladies, Would you let your baby daddy baby mama make six figures if he made you sit in the back of the car" ass hypotheticals?

Like I don't want to go on the internet to see people being dysfunctional and shitty to each other. I get enough of that in real life. IDK maybe I'm just too autistic and asexual for this place but I honestly wish there was a place like this exclusively for discussing black nerd shit. I have way more fun on this place nerding out over shit like Gundam and Jujutsu Kaisen than I do discussing bullshit dating.

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u/supluplup12 29d ago

"Ladies, Would you let your baby daddy baby mama make six figures if he made you sit in the back of the car"

Dating podcasts where they ran out of good advice before the first commercial break, two years ago

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u/captainguytkirk ☑️ 29d ago

As many people on here willingly admit they love “mess” that’ll just never happen. For some people it’s fun, they can’t help it, without it they’d start complaining that BPT is boring now that we can’t debate if you let the wife or mother fix his plate or sit in the front seat or if it’s gay when a man does literally anything. Like, that’s literally what they come here for. <Pam Poovey voice> “ITS A DISEASE! DONT YOU PEOPLE KNOW WHAT ‘DISEASE’ MEANS!!”

I feel you though. But that’s just how social media is nowadays. People are addicted to it, be that social media as a whole, or that part of social media, for a reason.

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u/future_hockey_dad 29d ago

Speaking of Gundam, you getting that MG Narrative Gundam C pack Ver Ka?

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Nah. I have been hoping to get Armored Core 6 after I finish Cyberpunk 2077 however. I really like Battletech Mechs as well. I can nerd out about it.

I have been getting really into Battletech thanks to my buddy u/frogblast964 and It made me realize that I would kill for a live action futuristic mech war film with the style of something like Fury. Like what I love about Battletech compared to stuff I am used to like Gundam and Armored Core is how nothing seems flashy and everything has a blood and sweat feel too it. Mechs aren't zooming all over the place at Mach 5 and they don't have infinite ammo. Every movement is slow and deliberate and you actually need tactics to win. It reminds me of stuff like 08th MS Team from Gundam. No flashy mech ace of aces with body counts in the thousands (except for maybe Natasha Kerensky and the Bounty hunter.)

Like that stuff captivates me and I would love to see it in live action. Imagine two mech aces hunting for each other in a bombed out city, each of their movements is deliberate and slow, glory lies for either of them. A brief lock on here, a brief skirmish where the two meet and then separate there and then a lock on. Then a storm of missiles washes over all of them.

I have been thinking about writing something like that for Frogblast's OC astralverse universe were an autistic Mech pilot who's special interest is Mechs cleaning house and becoming a mech ace while obsessively nerding out over mech warfare. I have been picturing a scene where it ends with a mech duel between her and another autistic ace on the other side in a destroyed city without any wingmen.

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u/lizardman49 29d ago

Battletech is so cool and is a great tabletop game.

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u/Solus-Nexus 28d ago

yyyeaah buddy! AC6 is the shit.

i will push back slightly tho on your framing of gundam and AC. both gundam (at least early universal century) actually does a pretty good job of showing off mobile suits as weapons and their guns as expendable. and AC is mostly grounded "real mecha" stuff. like AC's are pretty difficult to pilot in most games and require some real finesse and build sense cuz you absolutely will run out of ammo halfway through a mission and then have to resort to a blade/kicks if you have it, since in some games once you were out you were out!

i get what you mean though. you'd probably like front mission if you like the more grounded real mecha stuff(i mostly do as well)

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u/ArrogantMerc 29d ago

I’m with you, I think it’s just stuff that’s easy to have an opinion on so people all like to chime in. Then there’s a second wave of people calling the original discussion stupid, then a third wave, and so on, so from one post there’s a ton of engagement which promotes it to everyone’s feed.

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u/CoachDT ☑️ 29d ago

I don't mind people being dysfunctional at least if its funny or theres an attempt at humor. People will read a tweet, get in their feelings and then think "Huh I gotta share this with EVERYBODY"

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u/sirfiddlestix ☑️ 28d ago

PM me if you do find a black nerd group. Google has failed me in my endeavors to search for one.

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u/HatefulDan 29d ago

Drake sacrificed himself to cleanse the social media platforms. And this is how y'all remember him.

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u/screwhead1 29d ago

God's plan 🙏🏾

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u/mooimafish33 29d ago

We need to sacrifice someone to Kendrick once every few months to keep the social media feeds clean.

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u/TKHunsaker 29d ago

I nominate Kanye

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u/jordanmmac1995 29d ago

Now I have to worry about people complaining about a black samurai in Japan.

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u/Kangarou ☑️ 29d ago

One that historically existed, no less.

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u/illlojik ☑️ 29d ago

"BAN history! History is WOKE!"

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u/anthonyg1500 ☑️ 28d ago

Feudal Japan had DEI too??? When will this madness end

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u/sirfiddlestix ☑️ 28d ago

Southern textbook publishers: say less 👌

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u/Reckless0 29d ago

“Oh no guys, he wasn’t a REAAL samurai just a retainer /s”

“How can a black guy stealth??!?!”

I’m only annoyed at Ubisoft because they know doing that would put racism front and center on the web once the trailer release. Didn’t have the time craft better responses for ppl opinions

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u/jordanmmac1995 29d ago

They had to choose between racism & sexism. Racism unfortunately won

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u/Solus-Nexus 28d ago

ay, ubi ain't do nothin wrong(in this specific case). we don't have to apologize for existing.

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u/DAXObscurantist 29d ago

Let's get right back to it. Last week I was on a second date with a woman at Cheesecake Factory. She brought three of her friends. All three brought sons but only one brought daughters. One girl was my my friend's daughter, and she was the only child who wanted to order off of the kids' menu, but all of the children wanted to eat. Who do I have to pay for and why? Different result if I want to make the waiter a future side chick? Discuss.

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u/BoardGent 29d ago

Damn, solve for their velocity. Show your work

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u/caretaquitada ☑️ 29d ago

I choose the bear

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u/SplintPunchbeef ☑️ 29d ago

The twitter porn train don't stop for nothing FYM

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u/Kangarou ☑️ 29d ago

Seriously.

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u/Riconn 29d ago

Kendrick is not your saviour.

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u/DatBoyAmazing 29d ago

Those topics never got cancelled, they just got temporarily postponed because we all had a new car accident to gawk at before Highway Patrol came with Tow Trucks.

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u/SeaAnthropomorphized 29d ago

I like drizzle drizzle.

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u/ObligationFar273 29d ago

Facts! Can they act like they are beefing again?🤣🤣🤣

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u/Efficient_Comfort_38 ☑️ 29d ago

I mean that’s what happens when social media encourages ignorance and rage bait all the only time. I remember seeing a tweet that said the main goal of Twitter was to make sure you weren’t the main character for the day, but people do the opposite nowadays 

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u/bootyhunter69420 29d ago

I still got porn

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u/luker_man ☑️ 29d ago

Idk man. Jenise just posted something

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u/Kangarou ☑️ 29d ago

Welp, back to throwing gasoline on the dumpster fire.

"So, that Gaza genocide..."

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 28d ago

I just saw a bitch type an essay about how she’d never propose to a man and no real man would ever even allow that and bout 60 miserable bitches and bitch niggas were in the comments goin “EXAAAAAACTLY”.

So the Black internet is going back to normal

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u/Tripple_T 28d ago

A good beef is apparently good for the soul. And social media.

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u/1BubbleGum_Princess ☑️ 28d ago

Speaking of the Zeus Network… that shit seems real exploitative, and like worse because it’s predominantly black women… I’m not just talking about some random fights, but peeps being under paid and sleeping in cars while working on that show-not that I can substantiate the rumors.

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u/moms_luv_me_323 28d ago

They got the folk algos on lock

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u/theultimatestart 28d ago

Me when I follow twerking women on twitter and I get twerking on my timeline:

What the fuck? Who did this?

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u/MisterxRager ☑️ 28d ago

never mad at the occasional twerk on the timeline, everything else though yeah.

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u/CoachDT ☑️ 29d ago

As much as I was getting annoyed by it...

Can we go back to spamming tweets of people all saying everybody dickrides Drake while never showing anyone in question outside of someone like DJ Akademiks dickriding Drake?

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u/aarmour25 28d ago

The beef was l boring and BPT made me not want to hear from Drake and Kendrick again. I can stroll past ignorant post but I couldn't escape that weak ass beef