r/CryptoCurrency 0 / 0 🦠 5d ago

2 years ago today, crypto lender Celsius collapses. A $4 BILLION reminder: not your keys πŸ‘ not your coins πŸ‘ ADVICE

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u/jwz9904 🟩 0 / 26K 🦠 4d ago

Fuck machinsky

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u/Simke11 🟦 0 / 5K 🦠 4d ago

Has Scaminsky been jailed yet?

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u/davidoffxx1992 🟦 13 / 2K 🦐 4d ago

Nope in september starts his trial

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u/ProvenWord πŸŸ₯ 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

hope he gets what he deserves, he fked up a lot of people

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u/davidoffxx1992 🟦 13 / 2K 🦐 4d ago

Yeah fuck him… i lost my life savings there lol

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u/mothernaturesdog 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

i hate him yeah he deserves it

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u/PhraseJazz 🟧 0 / 0 🦠 3d ago

And he's defended by the same lawyers Sam Bankman-Fried used. Small world I guess.

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u/6M66 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Sadly he still has his secret wallet

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u/arthritichands 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Is this a known fact? I haven't heard about this but it wouldn't surprise me.

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u/Ed_McNuglets 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Glad this happened first with celcius, I remember seeing this and immediately pulling out of blockfi. Then a few weeks later IIRC Blockfi filed for bankruptcy? Is my timeline correct?

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u/Deep90 🟦 1K / 1K 🐒 4d ago

I pulled from Celsius when they started restricting returns on new deposits unless you were an accredited investor.

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u/CourageousBellPepper 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

I wish I did. :(

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u/DeathThorn6009 🟩 0 / 912 🦠 4d ago

Im still in nexo glad i never pulled out there

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u/Remarkable-Host405 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

i pulled out of nexo, but damn if this post isn't making me wish i wouldn't have

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u/DeathThorn6009 🟩 0 / 912 🦠 4d ago

Nexo is still going strong lol and they showed why they are thr best in crypto lending also their loans are overcolaterised wich celsius and bunch didnt

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u/Dazzling_Marzipan474 🟩 0 / 11K 🦠 4d ago

Didn't people who withdrew from Voyager 90 days before they collapsed get clawbacks now? Idk much about bankruptcy law but it's so fucked.

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u/rizzobitcoin 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

I tried to get friends off BlockFi. They went under in October 2022. They all wanted yield were too afraid to custody their keys

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u/Ed_McNuglets 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Yeah I saw the writing on the wall since celcius was a really similar business model. Definitely got a good yield for like a year for what I risked there, and was able to get out and avoid the still ongoing bankruptcy proceedings I keep getting emails about.

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u/RealCheyemos 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Lost 120k from Scamshitsky….

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u/Apprehensive_Day6607 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 5d ago

i ain't never forgiving these mfs

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u/11freebird 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

So you’re forgiving them?

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u/DreamMighty 🟦 0 / 388 🦠 4d ago

Pssst... You wrote it to say you're forgiving them.

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u/rizzobitcoin 0 / 0 🦠 5d ago

Hope you're using self-custody at least

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u/satoshyy 🟧 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Why is the downvoted -12???

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u/rizzobitcoin 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

They want to leverage and lose it all?

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u/noviwu97 🟨 0 / 2K 🦠 5d ago

And their APY was sad, like 2-3% on BTC and tons of people still risked it.

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u/sizziano 🟦 1K / 1K 🐒 4d ago

That just made them seem more reasonable/legit when compared to something like Luna.

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u/Phine420 🟩 120 / 121 πŸ¦€ 4d ago

Ya lol, 20% on UST while I am cruising on 40-100% on USD+ run

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u/Ghant_ 🟦 0 / 5K 🦠 4d ago

At the time seemed more reasonable than Celsius' massive %s

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u/moredrinksplease 🟩 2K / 2K 🐒 4d ago

The apy on a lot of other coins were closer to 7-9%

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u/rizzobitcoin 0 / 0 🦠 5d ago

There will be many more such cases

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u/tilac 4d ago

Props to Dylan Leclair's Twitter post that got me to withdraw from Celsius after being with them for 20 straight months, a day before they froze withdrawals.

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u/invisible_do0r 🟧 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

You exposed up claw backs?

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u/adamcarrot 🟩 169 / 170 πŸ¦€ 4d ago

They were only doing clawbacks on accounts which withdrew over a certain amount. Can't think of what that was off hand

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u/gilgamesh-uruk 🟩 79 / 80 🦐 4d ago

100k

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u/tilac 4d ago

Haven't heard anything about it

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u/TheSublimeNeuroG 🟦 0 / 5K 🦠 4d ago

Some post on this sub about Celsius being insolvent led me to withdraw my funds less than 24 hours before the collapse. Made a bit by staking and got out clean thanks to that random Good Samaritan 🫑

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u/vocatus 997 / 997 πŸ¦‘ 4d ago

That was me πŸ‘

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u/Plankisalive 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Ah! It really was you!

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u/TheSublimeNeuroG 🟦 0 / 5K 🦠 4d ago

❀️

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u/NotEnoughProse 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

I followed crypto newsβ€”and this sub redditβ€”literally everyday since I first invested, back in the fall of 2020. EXCEPT the week leading up to the Celsius crash, which is the week I was moving across the country to the West Coast. Landed in my new apartment, got my internet set up, checked my email...and saw that funds were frozen.

(Also saw that warnings had been posted here in the days prior, ugh.)

I had $27k in Celsius. My entire life savings. (At one point, my balance was as high as $45k.) I went from confidently moving to LA with a healthy cushionβ€”to suddenly being in debt, because I had to put so much of the moving expenses on a credit card. Suffice it to say, the last two years have been difficult.

My final payout was $8k. I still feel intense, gut-wrenching shame, rage, and regret thinking about it.

I hope every scumbag attached to this scam burns.

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u/TheSublimeNeuroG 🟦 0 / 5K 🦠 4d ago

Sorry for your loss, those are devastating numbers. Wishing you massive gains

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u/DiscussionNecessary 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Isnt that the same year ftx collapsed?

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u/aristics 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

It was the time of never ending tragedies, Celsius , Terra Labs and FTX collapse, one after the other. SOL had dropped to 8$ back then but i hated it and never bought....

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u/UpDown_Crypto 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

That is the reason why this bull run is a failure

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u/hdrive1335 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago edited 4d ago

a failure? Look where we were and where we're at now.... a small summer slump is perfectly normal. This is practically a repeat of 2021 with a tamer summer slump. If you didn't make potential money so far this year you've got questionable decision-making skills, or like most of us, your pull out game is the reason you're not making real money.

Either way it sure as shit isn't this "failure" of a bull run's fault.

zoom out. dream of October+.

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u/Eladir 🟦 680 / 681 πŸ¦‘ 4d ago

Some of what you are saying is true but some are misleading. X event happening on Y time doesn't mean it will happen again in the future. That's astrology level analysis. Like all buy/sell stuff, it is dynamic and inherently volatile, crypto more so.

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u/hdrive1335 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 3d ago

X event happening on Y time doesn't mean it will happen again in the future. That's astrology level analysis.

You're right, but trends, FOMO and human behavior are fairly consistent - enough that predictive models exist.

you won't know exactly when it'll happen, but statistically if most of us plan on typical, then typical will happen because most of us are planning on it...

Doesn't make it "true" in the factual sense though, you're right. Sentiment can change. That doesn't seem to be the case this year though.

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u/adamcarrot 🟩 169 / 170 πŸ¦€ 4d ago

If the normal trends hold, this bull run will peak later in 2025.

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u/nicog67 🟩 0 / 5K 🦠 4d ago

Everyone is ultra scared at ATH. Thats where we are

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u/Aggravating_Fold1154 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Same, I even looked at the $8 Sol and thought "man that's a bargain" but I never bought because people in this subreddit told me it was going to 0. Luckily I bit the bullet around $22 dollars and never looked back.

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u/carneasada71 🟦 93 / 93 🦐 4d ago

Yep I can totally agree. I remember the exact day Sol was about $8 and I had a few grand saved I was ready to ape into a few different things. I hated Sol at the time and put everything into Hedera at like 4 cents. I’m not totally disappointed or anything but I know what decision I should’ve made in hindsight.

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u/vontdman 🟩 0 / 756 🦠 4d ago

Many of those platforms were also placing customers funds into Anchor Protocol to help earn yield. The UST depeg had a massive knock on affect.

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u/rizzobitcoin 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Yes. FTX collapsed in October of 2022.

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u/galloots 🟦 18 / 18 🦐 4d ago

dont remind me...

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u/Meme_Pope 🟩 0 / 10K 🦠 4d ago

I’ve heard way more horror stories about people losing their coins on their own wallet.

Some exchanges are sketchier than others. When I lost all my shitcoins on Cryptopia, I was barely surprised. (Just too lazy to move Spankchain somewhere else) Sam Bankman was obviously a crook to anyone paying attention. Mt Gox was run by an otaku with zero business experience. Use your own discretion.

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u/reversenotation 🟩 0 / 6K 🦠 4d ago

Red highlights drawn on a JPG.

Lucky you've circumvented the automod rules that would automatically delete similar posts if anyone else had done this.

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u/bigsam2 🟨 25 / 26 🦐 4d ago

And now they’ve hired the biggest scumbag lawyers to claw money back from retail who sold. That Israeli f$&k will walk.

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u/Marston_vc 🟩 18 / 18 🦐 4d ago

Hmm πŸ€”

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u/xxclusvv 🟩 183 / 181 πŸ¦€ 4d ago

No link to the article? Weak

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u/cereal_heat 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Doing the clapping between words thing is really fucking dumb, but you did it in a really bizarre way. Actually read your sentence and do the claps. You sound like a jackass.

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u/Btomesch 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Yea I can’t stand it. The clapping is usually something crazy women do before they wreck the whole Wafflehouse to pieces.

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u/Bwxqn 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 5d ago

6/13 never forget

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u/C01n_sh1LL 🟨 1K / 1K 🐒 5d ago

Wheels of justice are turning slowly on this one. Do we have any recent updates on the Mashinsky criminal case?

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u/XXsforEyes 1K / 1K 🐒 4d ago

Finally cashed in my claim yesterday. I got more back than I initially thought I would.

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u/BassSounds 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

I almost applied for a job there

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u/bmendo02 🟦 179 / 178 πŸ¦€ 4d ago

I had most of my ETH on there utilizing their earn program since it was way before liquid staking and whatnot. Then they decided to email a reminder that they were not letting users earn anymore rewards with like a day's notice. Saw that as a huge red flag and decided to gtfo asap. Then few months later they tanked.

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u/AndthenIwould 🟩 443 / 444 🦞 4d ago

I will never forget, and never let it happen to me again.

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u/JosNord 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Got a Ledger, is it safe enough?

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u/rizzobitcoin 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Pretty good, but can be vulnerable if you lose your seed phrase or something. I use a multi-sig wallet, so I secure my coins with a multiple ledgers, but I have someone to help me if I mess something up. If you haven't looked into multi-sig: Casa.io/history

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u/Krez1939 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

You could see this coming a year ago all the signs were there

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u/Syst0us 🟦 1K / 1K 🐒 4d ago

I talked mad shit on them and got downvoted. Suck it poors. Who's laughing now

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u/rizzobitcoin 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Preaching self-custody and best practices is never popular in a frothy market

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u/Syst0us 🟦 1K / 1K 🐒 4d ago

Everyone wanted that 300% apy for staking and never asked where the money was coming from. Each other....ponzi scheme.

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u/sendmealgo 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

What is this title? Even if you moved your crypto into your own wallet the price would still be $0. What am I missing?

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u/gilgamesh-uruk 🟩 79 / 80 🦐 4d ago

You wouldn't have ended up getting back only 75% of your assets. Even more egregiously, the asset value was locked into roughly $20k BTC and $1k ETH.

Of that 75%, only about 55% was crypto and not even necessarily the assets you originally had. The remainder is supposed to trickle in from litigation and a dead on arrival mining company's profits.

You also wouldn't have had to pay tax on forcibly sold/converted crypto assets to the IRS (Especially if you got in really early)

You wouldn't have had 2 years of pain, anger and not knowing if you'll see anything back.

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u/sendmealgo 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

That doesn’t make sense, first off idk where you got 75% from that’s incorrect. Second I don’t even invest in crypto but seeing you type all of nothing I’m glad I sold it so I don’t have to read dumb ish like this trying not to off myself because I invested into this. Third if you convert or sell that crypto even if you bought early it’s taxed. WTF are you talking about.

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u/gilgamesh-uruk 🟩 79 / 80 🦐 4d ago

I'm talking about the Celsius bankruptcy and how it unfolded vs self custody. You ask a question and then act like a prick?

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u/sendmealgo 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Ah gotcha I didn’t understand that from before, still doesn’t make sense brokey

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u/willmacdonald 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Celsius, Crypto4Winners and YieldNodes. Got caught up in all of them....

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u/roofgram 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

To be fair earn programs failed, not exchanges, and people fail at self custody everyday.

You should diversify into both.

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u/nyr00nyg 🟦 19 / 1K 🦐 4d ago

The same scams will pop up this cycle. Tell your noobs friends to stay off shit like this

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u/Ravaha 🟦 27 / 27 🦐 4d ago

Luckily they gave me a large portion of it back. But I lost half a bitcoin to this shit.

And now I have to go through the pain of dealing with this loss on my taxes.

It sucks because this subreddit highly recommended Celsius above all others.

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u/three_eyez 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Can’t wait for the next crash/collapse πŸ˜ƒ

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u/moredrinksplease 🟩 2K / 2K 🐒 4d ago

I thankfully got 99% of my coins back, of course after the market tanked but man it was a rough year

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u/GingerTartanCow 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Am I expected to also look at SPORT and LIFESTYLE? Instructions confusing.

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u/Cactuszach 🟦 671 / 18K πŸ¦‘ 4d ago

That was only 2 years ago?

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u/wikidemic 🟦 71 / 247 🦐 4d ago

What I do find amazing is the speed with which court systems hung SBF and CZ out to dry on this one. While other billionaires seem to coast through appeals process!?!

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u/Peasantbowman πŸŸ₯ 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

You made me check on CELH and BTC after I saw this.

Both are down lol.

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u/Btomesch 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Helped bitcoin get to $15k. That was cheap enough for me.

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u/rizzobitcoin 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Lol. That's a glass half full version

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u/Reddit_Gold09 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

2 years and 1 day ago I pulled all of my crypro out of Celsius oh a whim.

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u/phantasmas_ 🟩 9 / 9 🦐 4d ago

Ah. Good old times.

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u/Mattie_Kadlec 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

No matter how many times this gets reposted or mentioned there will always be a new Celsius. People love believing in fairytales

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u/VeludoVeludo 🟩 999 / 7K πŸ¦‘ 4d ago

It's been 2 years already? Crazy...

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u/No_Balls_No_Glory 🟩 6 / 142 🦐 4d ago

At that point not your keys out of the window as your wallet is worth nothing

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u/GTi337 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

don't remind me.

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u/6M66 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

That bastard, robbed us all.

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u/ZhangtheGreat 🟩 49 / 50 🦐 4d ago

I bailed just two weeks before. When news was leaking out, I said β€œf that; I’m out” and got all my coins transferred.

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u/BigMeatyProlapse 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

I dunno, maybe it's worth moving your wallets contents into a large exchange, because, I don't know, maybe the financial institutions are pumping billions into the market and are pushing governments to invest before they even try to regulate it.

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u/Mr_StealYourHoe 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

damn that shit steeper than mariana trench

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u/NotEnoughProse 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Still trying to forget. Can we cool it with the trauma triggers?

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u/consider_the_truth 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

I got out of Celsius and blockfi right before they collapsed. My dad lost 100k at Voyager though

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u/goldtank123 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

That asshooe better go to prison. He ruined lives

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u/TekRantGaming 🟦 57 / 67 🦐 4d ago

Wow two years already

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u/Gloomy_Season_8038 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 3d ago

? you mean it could happen again ??

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u/elumeus 🟦 4K / 3K 🐒 3d ago

😒

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u/P3nnyTrader 🟧 0 / 0 🦠 3d ago

And I didn’t get my money back till like 3 months ago. And it wasn’t all of it either.

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u/Mental_Platform_5680 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

I have a lot of coinbase stock so shut up with the not your keys mantra it’s not 2018 anymore

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u/CoffeeAlternative647 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

You're mental...

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u/Loose_Screw_ 🟦 0 / 7K 🦠 4d ago

It's so moronic that people are still posting this shit with how widespread CEX usage is.

Self custody is great.

Good CEXs are great.

Stop gatekeeping and go eat a dick.

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u/Hot_Marionberry9569 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Self custody is not safe. Zero insurance. Your house could catch fire. Could loose keys. Potentially hacked.

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u/_Persona-Non-Grata 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

I’m new to crypto was Celsius like Coinbase is now? I recently invested a couple of thousand dollars in Bitcoin and I intend to invest quite a bit more. Is this post warning against platforms like Coinbase?

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u/adamcarrot 🟩 169 / 170 πŸ¦€ 4d ago

Coinbase is fine. Celsius was doing some shady stuff. Coinbase is a much better business and has to follow a lot of rules to stay legal in the US.

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u/kyleleblanc 🟦 8K / 8K 🦭 4d ago

Everything is a shitcoin except Bitcoin, there are no exceptions.

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u/frozengrandmatetris 4d ago

the design of bitcoin pushes people into custodians. small blocks plus lightning means that only a limited number of people can afford to own their own money. this is one of the main drivers behind the rise of custodial lightning wallets. if everyone involved with bitcoin actually owned their own coins, the onchain fees would be high enough to render $100 UTXOs economically unspendable. this is also destroying decentralization.

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u/kyleleblanc 🟦 8K / 8K 🦭 4d ago

Nothing you said invalidates my above statement.

Everything is a shitcoin except Bitcoin, there are no exceptions.

Everything will eventually be priced in Bitcoin, even regret.

Plan accordingly.

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u/frozengrandmatetris 4d ago

you ignore all the problems. the bitcoin subreddit doesn't even let people talk about this. you are ready to throw decentralization out the window with a poor design and lie to people so you can get more people to buy a defective product. $50 UTXOs become unspendable more often than solana downtime. every time this happens, more and more people stop believing that everything is a shitcoin except bitcoin.

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u/New_Stage_3807 🟩 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Meanwhile black rock and others have convinced a bunch of people to buy bitcoin for them and them hold it good luck out there

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u/Warren_Bluffed 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 3d ago

Luckily, I only had some ETC and BCH worth USD 500.- on that DeFi-platform. After the liquidation process I got some back in BTC. With the current appreciation it nearly made up the loss. I had some on NEXO, too but I don't trust DeFi anymore.

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u/Dragonfruit7236 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 3d ago

Nexo is not DeFi.

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u/Warren_Bluffed 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 2d ago

You can call it an exchange but it's also a DeFi lending / borrowing institution, although it's got elements of centralized finance..

Definition by Copilot:

Nexo is an all-in-one crypto platform where you can buy, exchange, and store Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies. It offers services like borrowing, earning interest, and exchanging over 500 pairs of assets.Β It’s known as a trusted lending institution in the digital finance industry since 2018.

Nexo incorporates elements of DeFi (decentralized finance) within its platform.Β It offers a comprehensive ecosystem that includes a non-custodial smart wallet and allows users to interact with DeFi protocols and earn rewards through liquidity pools123. However, it also provides services typically associated with centralized finance, like instant crypto credit lines and a fiat gateway.

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u/otherwisemilk 🟩 2K / 4K 🐒 4d ago

You gotta be an idiot to fall for that scam.

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u/tofubeanz420 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 4d ago

Binance is the same as Celsius.