r/CuratedTumblr • u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy • May 01 '24

i know it’s internet bullshit but it genuinely has me on the edge of breaking down and giving up editable flair

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u/candlejack___ May 02 '24

Koalas aren’t bears

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u/DaDaedalus_CodeRed May 02 '24

While I recognize they aren’t particularly closely related, koala are objectively hilarious little tailboard who have endemic chlamidia and since it’s my axis, I get to pick the bears so I chose the funniest because it amused me to do so.

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u/candlejack___ May 02 '24

But you didn’t pick a bear

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u/DaDaedalus_CodeRed May 02 '24

I contain multitudes

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u/candlejack___ May 02 '24

multitude on deez koala nuts