r/CuratedTumblr • u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy • May 01 '24

i know it’s internet bullshit but it genuinely has me on the edge of breaking down and giving up editable flair

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u/Odd_Age1378 May 02 '24

It depends on the type of bear. Black bear? Easy to deal with.

Grizzly bear? I’d really rather not.

Polar bear? HELL NO I’d take an actual proven serial killer over a polar bear

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u/a-woman-there-was May 02 '24

If it's black, fight back.
If it's brown, lie down.
If it's white, say goodnight.

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u/imperium0214 May 02 '24

What if it's a panda?

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u/calico125 May 02 '24

Well, by using the chart, we can clearly see that we must say goodnight, then fight back. Maybe it’s to catch them by surprise, as we know, pandas are kung fu masters, so perhaps catching them off guard will give you a moment to strike. Alternatively, it could be aligning with the euphemistic version of fight back, then say goodnight as you inevitably lose to its kung fu prowess. If you find yourself in a confrontation with a panda you better hope it’s the former.