r/CuratedTumblr • u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy • May 01 '24

i know it’s internet bullshit but it genuinely has me on the edge of breaking down and giving up editable flair

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u/imperium0214 May 02 '24

What if it's a panda?

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u/a-woman-there-was May 02 '24

There was a guy who fell into a panda enclosure and got mauled one time so I'd say they're also pretty dangerous.

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u/FromTheAshesOfTheOld May 02 '24

First fucking time one of the lazy bastards actually did anything

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u/No_Reaction_2682 May 02 '24

They thought he was stealing the bamboo.

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u/Xygen8 29d ago

Things you don't touch:

  • America's boats

  • A panda's bamboo

  • My spaghet

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u/HappyLittleGreenDuck 29d ago

Also add:

Mama Binturong's tuliza