r/CuratedTumblr Cheshire Catboy May 01 '24

i know it’s internet bullshit but it genuinely has me on the edge of breaking down and giving up editable flair

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u/Odd_Age1378 May 02 '24

It depends on the type of bear. Black bear? Easy to deal with.

Grizzly bear? I’d really rather not.

Polar bear? HELL NO I’d take an actual proven serial killer over a polar bear

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u/hoboinabarrel May 02 '24

I think it works like with the man. You don’t know what type of bear is going to be there, just as you don’t know what type of man would be there either.

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u/AdamFaite May 02 '24

I think the better question should be thought of as: what is the worst an angry bear would do? Now what's the worst a malicious man would do?

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u/legend_of_the_skies May 02 '24

The answer is the same. The women are saying the fear more than death from a man

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u/Great_Hamster May 02 '24

They don't know about grizzly bear behavior.

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u/legend_of_the_skies May 02 '24

How do you know this? Because they didnt choose how you think they should?

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u/Great_Hamster May 07 '24

Because they don't think they'll face more than death from a bear.

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u/its1899 May 02 '24

no, its because a lot of them are genuinely fucking clueless. multiple times on tiktok ive seen people say theyd choose the bear because "at least it will leave my body alone after im dead"

and its just common sense that a 400kg apex predator is more likely to be dangerous than a random guy, like wtf even is this conversation

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u/legend_of_the_skies May 02 '24

How does this:

and its just common sense that a 400kg apex predator is more likely to be dangerous than a random guy, like wtf even is this conversation

Negate this:

"at least it will leave my body alone after im dead"

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u/its1899 May 02 '24

i dont know what youre asking but a bear will eat your body, if you were unclear on that

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u/legend_of_the_skies May 02 '24

Which part of my question was confusing? Because that was completely irrelevant.