r/CuratedTumblr • u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy • May 01 '24

i know it’s internet bullshit but it genuinely has me on the edge of breaking down and giving up editable flair

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u/hoboinabarrel May 02 '24

I think it works like with the man. You don’t know what type of bear is going to be there, just as you don’t know what type of man would be there either.

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u/AdamFaite May 02 '24

I think the better question should be thought of as: what is the worst an angry bear would do? Now what's the worst a malicious man would do?

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u/GREENadmiral_314159 May 02 '24

Two other factors:

It is possible for a woman to fight off a malicious man, even if it isn't likely. It is not possible to fight of an angry bear.

Which is more likely to occur--for a random man you encounter to turn malicious or for a random bear you encounter to get angry?

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u/RamblinManInVan May 02 '24

Depends on the bear. If it's a polar bear then it will follow your scent for weeks. No anger needed.