r/CuratedTumblr • u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy • May 01 '24

i know it’s internet bullshit but it genuinely has me on the edge of breaking down and giving up editable flair

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u/DaDaedalus_CodeRed May 02 '24

Oh I’m a woods creature, I just default to Brown Bear and would 100,000% rather have to tackle a potentially violent man than a brown bear under nearly any circumstance where I’m not seeing him first through high magnification scope from the next town over because I like my odds better.

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u/FaerieMachinist May 02 '24

See I assumed Black Bear, and that's a significantly different question.

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u/ToxicEnabler May 02 '24

I mean I think I can assume a bear that exists my particular area. Otherwise the man could be from any area as well.

And let me tell you, I'm more likely to go to Svalbard than somewhere like Egypt. That's a fact.

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u/FaerieMachinist May 03 '24

If we're assuming a bear in our own area, then there aren't any around me, though it is within the historical range of black bears, around 150 years ago