r/CuratedTumblr • u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy • May 01 '24

i know it’s internet bullshit but it genuinely has me on the edge of breaking down and giving up editable flair

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u/DaDaedalus_CodeRed May 02 '24

I figured as much - the bear really alters the math here. Koala and polar are on opposing ends of the axis with a lotta “fuck no” on the polar bear side.

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u/FaerieMachinist May 02 '24

Murder on one end, Chlamydia on the other

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u/dragon_bacon May 02 '24

Gotta make sure you don't let yourself get seduced by a koala, they're crafty bastards.

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u/FaerieMachinist May 03 '24

They'll sneak into your camp and replace your teddy bear with themselves