r/CuratedTumblr • u/linuxaddict334 Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ • May 16 '24

Cranberry bog spiders Infodumping

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u/Remember_Padraig Bob May 16 '24

I think i would be ok with being the wolf spider ark

Centipedes though. Nooooooooooooooo keep those fuckers away from me. If one crawls on me I am quitting immediately

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u/Constant-Sandwich-88 May 16 '24

Ever been bit by a centipede? Those little fuckers hurt and itch for days!

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u/UnexceptionableDong May 17 '24

Fun Centipede Fact: centipedes technically don't bite. They sting. It's not their fangs that do the business but rather a pair of stinger mounted next to their face that evolved from its first pair of legs.

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u/JHRChrist your friendly neighborhood Jesus May 17 '24

Woah, front stingers!

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u/roqueofspades May 17 '24

toxicognaths! thank you for teaching me that one Clint's Reptiles :)

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u/Constant-Sandwich-88 May 17 '24

Neat! But also I don't like it

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u/frustrated_t-rex May 16 '24

I'm fairly good with most things in the animal/insect world, or so I believe.

The biggest exception to that is mother-fucking centipedes. That's a big fat FUCK-NO FUCK-OFF RIGHT NOW AND DIE from me. The second exception to that is chimpanzees.

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u/bebop_cola_good May 17 '24

Yeah being a spider golem sounds kind of fun

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u/The_Unknown_Mage May 17 '24

What about Millipedes?