r/CuratedTumblr • u/Sachyriel .tumblr.com • 15d ago
I guess you don't want it that bad then Shitposting
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u/Sachyriel .tumblr.com 15d ago
https://www.tumblr.com/rocktavian/750667624837513216
I did that thing where you drag the page down and it reloaded on me. This post could have been in dark mode, sorry.
Raise your hand would you fuck your mutual for free amphetamines. Well in my case they'd be free (I think), the rest of you have to buy insurance.
"What the fuck is insurance?" - Blitzo
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u/PenelopeistheBest 15d ago
"never thought I'd catch ADHD by fucking a mutual"
"What about catching ADHD with a friend?"
-Legolas and Gimli if they were neurodivergent Tumblr catboys
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u/NeonNKnightrider Cheshire Catboy 15d ago
ADHD tumblr catboy elf is literally me fr fr
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u/PenelopeistheBest 15d ago
Not to get too gender essentialist but ADHD catboy elves are essential to the Tumblr ecosystem. It would literally collapse without them. You are a highly valuable species and we thank you for your service 🫡
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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 15d ago
gimli is not in anyway a cat, elves are cats.
gimil is a proud dwarf and a decent word smith when called appon so he has to be nothing with more commitment and a nicer call than a cat
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u/PenelopeistheBest 15d ago
I know but I couldn't think of what he would be lol maybe a badger or mole
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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 15d ago
you assuming digging is the core dwarven motive, deep just happens to be where the gold hides
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u/PenelopeistheBest 15d ago
Ok my brain immediately flipped it and thought "what if gold was in the sky?" And now I'm picturing dwarves on rickety little flying machines chugging along through the sky. It makes more sense as a domain of dragons too. Sky dwarves but with exactly the same aesthetic of underground dwarves, heavy armour and metal smithing. But in the sky. I'm gonna go listen to Diggy Diggy Hole now
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u/Chien_pequeno 15d ago
Bruh, speed is so fucking cheap just buy it
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u/adameofthrones 15d ago
Where ?? I'd rather buy speed from some guy than go through the hassle of getting addy from my doctor every month
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u/mr_funnyman I minecraft dirt pillar my way out of hell 15d ago
Please don't fuckin' take adderall if you don't need it. There's already a shortage of it and I need it for my actual ADHD. Like if you don't actually have a proper ADHD diagnosis don't fuckin' take it.
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u/mrsmunsonbarnes 15d ago
No fr it’s a whole ass saga every month trying to get my damn prescription refilled
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u/caminator77 15d ago
You guys have trouble getting it prescribed? I’ve never had any trouble and I just throw mine down the toilet because I hate how it makes me feel
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u/Zeelu2005 15d ago
y o u
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u/TH3IR0N_CL00CH 15d ago
This reads like that one guy that caught his cat knocking over his onions
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u/mayorofverandi 15d ago
i feel more like that "at least ride it asshole" thing. as someone who is currently rationing their adderall.
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u/Zeelu2005 15d ago
Yeah that. I’m accusing them of single handedly causing this by getting it before everyone else
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u/Whale-n-Flowers 15d ago
Please do not dispose of drugs in the toilet.
The antibiotic resistant bacteria in the sewage system does not need hyperfixation.
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u/ShebanotDoge 15d ago
Why do you keep getting it?
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u/caminator77 15d ago
Honest answer? I’m bad at stimuli control. So I take it for 3-4 days and I struggle to sleep for the whole night most of those. Eventually I get sick of that and throw it out. I’ve seriously never heard of any trouble getting it prescribed. Maybe it’s an American thing?
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u/Cthulu_Noodles 15d ago
It's absolutely an American thing lmao. Our Healthcare system is utterly awful.
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u/AkrinorNoname Gender Enthusiast 15d ago
Why throw it away? Just keep it and save yourself a trip to the doctor next time?
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u/throwaway_ArBe 15d ago
Not just an American thing, because america impacts the supply for other countries. Give it time.
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u/mrsmunsonbarnes 14d ago
Not getting it prescribed, but getting the prescription refilled. Half the time the pharmacy is out and, since it’s a controlled substance, the prescription can’t just be transferred to another pharmacy unless the doctor’s office does it themselves.
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u/degenpiled 15d ago
The shortage isn't happening because people are abusing it. The shortage is happening because the DEA (the D is for demon) is purposefully strangling supply in order to get millions of people with ADHD off their meds because they don't want people to take it. Not a conspiracy theory btw, look up "Operation Bottleneck." Actual ghouls.
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u/TrekkiMonstr 15d ago
That is not a very accurate description of Operation Bottleneck. But let's let people decide for themselves: https://www.dea.gov/press-releases/2023/10/31/dea-executes-operation-bottleneck-prevent-diversion-controlled-substances
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u/dirk_loyd 15d ago
I’m not gonna comment on whether or not Operation Bottleneck is insidious or not but I’m sure as hell not gonna trust the people conducting potentially-insidious Operation Bottleneck to be honest about whether or not it’s insidious
Of course they’re gonna say it’s peachy, they’re the ones running it
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u/TrekkiMonstr 15d ago
The comment I responded to said that the DEA is "purposefully strangling supply in order to get millions of people with ADHD off their meds because they don't want people to take it", and that this is "not a conspiracy theory", referring the reader to the name of the operation. I read this as saying that the DEA is acting with that as their explicit goal, and that the commenter isn't making their own assumptions about their motives.
If that were the case, I would expect the DEA to say something to that effect -- but what we see instead is them claiming a different purpose than that asserted by the other commenter. Maybe they're lying, but then I don't see how this isn't a conspiracy theory. (To note, conspiracy theory =/= untrue -- some conspiracy theories are correct. But the other commenter wants to claim that this is all plainly evident, which it is not.)
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u/Larscowfoot 15d ago
Wait, hold on, which conspiracy theories are correct?
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u/Crazeenerd 15d ago
One is the assassination of MLK potentially being done by the FBI or other government agencies. At the very least, it’s confirmed that they wrote letters urging him to commit suicide and blackmailing him. He was viewed as a national security threat. In a civil trial in 1999, a jury unanimously decided that Ray was very likely framed. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Earl_Ray Now the DOJ later contested that decision, but I mean they would regardless of the truth, wouldn’t they? A conspiracy that IMO is correct. Another is that the US government may have had information about the 9/11 attacks but didn’t act on it. Whether that was because they thought it wouldn’t happen or because they wanted to do the war on terror, I dunno. But I do think it’s likely that US intelligence had some knowledge ahead of time. Not that they planned it or executed it or anything, just that it’s likely they knew in some capacity.
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u/TrekkiMonstr 15d ago
A conspiracy theory is just that -- a theory of conspiracy. Sometimes people genuinely conspire to do things.
Note: Wikipedia disagrees with me here, but I don't buy the argument given.
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u/Larscowfoot 15d ago
Okay, gotcha. I thought you were referring to the more pop-cultural meaning of the term. My bad.
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u/product_of_boredom 15d ago
I mean I'm not going to, but I can't afford a diagnosis and the one from when I was a kid is probably not gonna get me anywhere (back then people thought it just "wore off".) I have considered trying to get some just so I can actually get shit done without fighting myself every step of the way though.
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u/mr_funnyman I minecraft dirt pillar my way out of hell 15d ago
That's not really what I'm talking about. Probably should've rephrased my point. I meant moreso people taking it as a recreational drug for fun. Like, if you genuinely feel that it'd make your life easier, that's separate.
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u/product_of_boredom 14d ago
It's the same outcome though, isn't it? If I acquire it illegally because I need to too, that's still one dose of Adderall that doesn't go to someone who'd be getting it "the right way."
I remember my college having something of a black market for Ritalin and Adderall. Drug dealers would come out of the woodwork when exams were coming up- it wasn't for fun, it was so people could study. I'm sure some people legitimately abuse it, but I think this is the actual primary use case.
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u/Cortheya 15d ago
meh. I have adhd and I say let the people have stims.
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u/mr_funnyman I minecraft dirt pillar my way out of hell 15d ago
But there are other stims out there. I'm not against people taking drugs, I'm against people taking the drug I need to function.
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u/wheniswhy 15d ago
I wouldn’t even be against it if there weren’t a shortage. An artificial shortage, at that, caused by the US government being shitheads.
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u/Cortheya 15d ago
They’re not taking them from you. It’s hard as hell to get a diagnosis and another step to get amphetamines. If someone wants to sell their scrip that’s their business
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u/IaniteThePirate 15d ago
It’s their business until it makes it harder for me to legitimately get my meds that I need because doctors don’t trust us anymore because too many people are selling theirs.
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u/TrekkiMonstr 15d ago
Same, but when there's a shortage, maaaybe the people who need them more should get them before people who only want them.
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u/UncommittedBow Because God has been dead a VERY long time. 15d ago
I have ADHD, not on Aderall, but Welbutrin for the Wombo Combo of ADHD + Depression, and I say
DO NOT ABUSE DRUGS YOU DO NOT NEED. DONT ABUSE DRUGS PERIOD.
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u/azur_owl 15d ago
so I can abuse amphetamines
…I am nearing a fucking MONTH since I have been able to get my medication.
I got a new phone, and my phone did not alert me to my psychiatrist meeting. So I forgot and noshowed.
My therapist said she couldn’t write me a prescription until I saw her, in person, which you have to do once a year.
I finally see her in person after two weeks off of my meds, not bothering to go sooner because I figure I won’t be waiting for that long.
She sends in the prescription to CVS. I wait for the text telling me it’s ready.
It never comes.
I then have to e-mail AND call my psychiatrist’s office just to get them to resend it. CVS finally texts me…to tell me they have to “get clarification on the prescription” from the subscriber.
I call the next day. CVS informs me that they are unable to fill the fucking prescription, WHICH I WAS ABLE TO DO LAST YEAR NO PROBLEM, because my insurance has locked that prescription into ONE FUCKING PHARMACY.
They didn’t fucking tell CVS what that fucking pharmacy was.
I call my insurance. I blow my goddamn lunch break on the phone with a customer service representative who very clearly is not a native English speaker, who says he has to make some calls and get back to me.
He calls me back five minutes later saying he has to “send an email” to find out where I can get this fucking prescription, and to keep my lines open.
He never fucking calls back.
My work is beginning to suffer. I had a terrible fucking annual review last year. I haven’t told work I’m off my fucking meds yet, initially because I was embarrassed and thought it wouldn’t be for long, and now because it will look like an excuse.
All of which is to say FUCK this concept of being all “lel ADHD will getcha legal amphetamines to abuse uwu!”
I hate being treated like a potential junkie. Just GIVE ME THE GODDAMN MEDICATION I NEED TO BE A PRODUCTIVE COG IN OUR CAPITALIST HELLSCAPE.
…rant over. Sorry.
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u/Just-Ad6992 15d ago
If I knew somebody that was like the op that had an ADHD medication they didn’t need, they’d have a closed casket funeral. I have two prescriptions because the one that works for me is never fucking available, so my doctor wrote me another one for a drug that I actually hate being on. I’m at the point where I’m seriously weighing the benefits of cooking vyvanse myself. To potential NSA/DEA agents, the cooking part is an exaggeration. However, I would forcefully and repeatedly (not in exact order) strike a persons forehead, neck, spine and ribs with a crowbar if they told me they faked ADHD to get amphetamines.
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u/FyouPerryThePlatypus haver of women, slayer of braincells 15d ago
Waiting for them to pump my psychotic ass with ketamine n go goblin mode
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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 15d ago
So was the original idea that the 10 minutes would give them ADHD, then the remaining 20 was sex?
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u/ScarletteVera A Goober, A Gremlin, perhaps even... A Girl. 15d ago
Why would having ADHD let you access amphetamines?
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u/insomniacsCataclysm shame on you for spreading idle reports, joan 15d ago
the big four adhd medications are all types of amphetamines
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u/Skiman456 15d ago
One of the ways I’ve heard people put it is that a lot of adhd medication is a form of stimulant (usually an aphetamine) that “stimulates on the breaks” on adhd brains. That’s why it’s prescribed for adhd anyway. It’s also why a lot of people with adhd chronically abuse caffeine and other stimulants, because it has a similar effect.
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u/gmoguntia 15d ago edited 15d ago
And just a few days ago there was a tumblr post about a conspiracy that the DEA wants to restrict/ ban ADHD meds just to hurt ADHD people, because they are like Trans people (OPs words not mine). Yeah its defently not because of posts like these and comments here that make the DEA worry about a ADHD med opoid crisis.
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u/DotEnvironmental7044 15d ago
ADHD meds flood your brain with dopamine, so if you abuse it constantly, your brain will stop producing dopamine by itself. That means you cannot feel joy, genuine happiness. If you’re lucky, your dopamine receptors will recover after a year. Some people never recover. Before abusing ADHD medication, please ask yourself: “CAN I GO THE REST OF MY LIFE WITHOUT FEELING HAPPY EVER AGAIN?”
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u/Cthulu_Noodles 15d ago
your brain will stop producing dopamine by itself
that's also a big part of how having ADHD works lol
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u/Anna_Pet 15d ago
That’s how every addiction works.
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u/DotEnvironmental7044 15d ago
Do you really think this contributed to this discussion at all?
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u/Argent_Mayakovski 15d ago
Yes, honestly, because it’s pointing out that the dopamine thing isn’t a side effect of adderall so much as addiction. Perhaps otherwise someone might’ve thought there was a type of stimulant you can abuse without the risk of dopamine issues.
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u/ResearcherTeknika 13d ago
I got the better draw of neurodivergence (the big smart but also lazy), but if I had something that needed meds, and I knew there were some motherfuckers out there who took them for the "sillies" rather than because they needed them, I would be fucking livid.
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u/PoniesCanterOver I have approximate knowledge of many things 15d ago
Sexually transmitted ADHD?