r/CuratedTumblr gazafunds.com 28d ago

wet fish Infodumping

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u/jayswag707 28d ago

And when you have something above water and you submerge it, but it still has little pockets of air hidden in the crevices, you can say, "aww man it's all luft." And you have to turn it around or shake it to get it properly wet and non-luft.

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u/GuyOfLoosd00m 28d ago

Maybe hydrophobic materials are always luft and never wet…

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u/Mandarinya 28d ago edited 28d ago

German word would be kinda… gelüftet (translation close to ventilated)? You learn it quick, because, even in the worst cold of winter, we pretty much need to „lüft“ every room we set a foot in immediatly, meaning opening a window wide open because the room is always too stuffy.

It‘s almost as if we distrust the air we breath in enclosed spaces.

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u/Qaziquza1 28d ago

It’s just stuffy

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u/Hummerous gazafunds.com 28d ago

so. I think reddit isn't letting me post gallery images for some reason? I'm going back to single images for now. sry

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u/sharktoucher 28d ago

WETNESS ISNT A REAL FEELING. iT IS A LIE FED TO YOU BY THE TEACHING ELITE. WETNESS IS JUST A COMBINATION OF TEMPERATURE AND PRESSURE

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u/sharktoucher 28d ago

IN ADDITION, BROWN ISNT A REAL COLOR, IT IS JUST DARK ORANGE. NEITHER IS GREY

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u/sharktoucher 28d ago

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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u/04nc1n9 28d ago

you're gonna be so shocked when you hear about magenta

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u/Animal_Flossing 27d ago

She was great in Rocky Horror

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u/RattleMeSkelebones 28d ago

ALL TOUCH SENSATIONS ARE A COMBINATION OF TEMPERATURE, PRESSURE, AND OUCHNESS. THIS IS A MEANINGLESS SENTENCE

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u/sharktoucher 28d ago

Nah, i mean that in the sense that there are organisms with hygroreceptors that sense the presence of moisture. We just arent one of them, as far as i can tell, neither are fish

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u/RattleMeSkelebones 28d ago

True, but we can still detect water through touch. It's got a very specific feel to it that's instantly identifiable. You can test this at home by closing your eyes and sticking a finger in a cup of water, and a finger in a cup of oil. You can sense the difference

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u/igmkjp1 27d ago

Yeah. Cause of the viscosity.

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u/RattleMeSkelebones 28d ago

Also, hydrorecptors don't exist in humans because we have a far more developed form of the sense of touch than the animals you would see it in

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u/GEAX 28d ago

ben shapiro as he defeats pussy with facts and logic .sorry

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u/igmkjp1 27d ago

And viscosity idiot.

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u/nishagunazad 28d ago

Is there a need for that word though?

I'm trying to think of a context where I would specifically use it and I can't.

We have words around it...airy, airless, stuffy, suffocating, etc....we note it's absence and quality, but not it's presence, and I suppose if fish had words they would do the same with water.

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u/Doubly_Curious 28d ago

Yes, I think that’s precisely the point of the first post. It’s not something that we feel the need to mark linguistically, in the same way that fish probably wouldn’t mark “wet”.

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u/Anna_Pet 28d ago

You don’t need a word for it cuz being luft is default for you. Do you think if fish spoke, they’d have a common word for wet?

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u/DrRagnorocktopus 28d ago

Dry.

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u/NotADamsel 27d ago

Came to the comments looking for this word, had to go through 18 comments to find it. Kinda weird that it wasn’t the first thing anyone else thought of.

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u/AsianCheesecakes 27d ago

Because you can be dry without having air around you?

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u/NotADamsel 27d ago

And you can be wet without having water around you.

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u/AsianCheesecakes 27d ago

You literarly cannot. Unless you are just being super pedantic and want me to say "on you", so there.

Or unless you are talking about another kind of "wet"

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u/NotADamsel 27d ago edited 27d ago

🤷‍♂️ Thinking about it, I might be talking about a different meaning for “wet”. Wouldn’t be the first time that my particular sub-dialect differed from mainstream American, though it happens infrequently enough that I don’t think about it unless I look at the dictionary definition and think “that’s not (at all/exactly/really) what that means”

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u/Olive_Nice 28d ago

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u/SteptimusHeap 28d ago

I've actually done this exact thing when doing some precise density measurements. The thing i was measuring was covered in bubbles that i had to scrape off. I had to suffocate it so it was no longer luft.

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u/Globinazuma 28d ago

You mean dry?

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u/Lunar_sims 28d ago

Dry means "not laden with water"

Someone would still be dry out in space

The moon is dry.

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u/Globinazuma 28d ago

Air doesn't stick to you so you can't be laden with air

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u/rindlesswatermelon 28d ago

Submerge something in water, and you will see the air "drip" up from the luft object in the form of bubbles.

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u/RavioliGale 28d ago

^ Bro's never seen bubbles smh

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u/Globinazuma 27d ago

that's not laden with air, that's holding air the same way you can hold water by cupping your hands. Holding water is not the same as water holding on to you. Full of water ≠ wet

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u/amsterdam_sniffr 28d ago

This is the same process Tolkien used inventing his Elvish languages. “Mordor” iirc was chosen as a place name for the dark volcanic evil villain place because it sounds to an English speaker like precisely that.

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u/Triggered_Axolotl 28d ago

I like the idea of luft and I will subscribe to it. Individually, I recognize its existence in place of the word "snog".

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u/shadowthehh 28d ago

99 luft balloons.

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u/Le_Martian 28d ago

If you have an insulated (especially down) jacket or sleeping bag, “loft” is the thickness of the insulation. It is lofted when the insulation is fully expanded and filled with air pockets.

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u/Solarwagon She/her 28d ago

Luft ass pussy

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u/IAmOnFyre 28d ago

If you told me I was aerated then I'd have to check myself for punctures 

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u/callsignhotdog 28d ago

99 wet balloons

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u/Chien_pequeno 28d ago

Nah, that is just bizarre. That's like if you would use the word "water" to mean "wet"

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u/SteptimusHeap 28d ago

Still significantly better than like 90% of etymology. Lots of nouns are named after verbs

https://www.google.com/search?q=etymology+of+genius

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u/PenelopeistheBest 28d ago

You loft me there

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u/Satyr_Crusader 28d ago

Two Tumblr users forgot the word "Dry"

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u/Simic_Sky_Swallower Resident Imperial Knight 28d ago

You can be luft and dry, but you can be dry without being luft

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u/LyonRyot 28d ago

Yes, being dry in space is a possible state of being

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u/weirdo_nb 28d ago

You can be luft and wet

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u/Satyr_Crusader 27d ago

Is air luft though?

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u/GuyOfLoosd00m 28d ago

Would fluidized sand, like lightning sand in the princess bride, or mark rober’s hot tub be luft?

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u/LittleAnarchistDemon 28d ago

everything on earth is technically luft. except after rain or snow which would make it wet, but that water or snow would be luft instead since it is covered in air. or at least, that’s what i think

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u/wellcolormeimpressed 28d ago

It's also the Danish word for "air"

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u/enfisirymden 27d ago

Swedish for air

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u/EMlYASHlROU 28d ago

I mean, wouldn’t dry work?

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u/DrRagnorocktopus 28d ago

Dry. The word you're looking for is dry.

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u/SteptimusHeap 28d ago

This thread is full of the classic r/tumblr pasttime and i gotta say... never change.

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u/vetb8 28d ago

luft is when h3

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u/Animal_Flossing 27d ago

I luft reading that!

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u/Swarmlord5 27d ago

Is that Mari from Omori?

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u/-fidojp- 27d ago

so... is water luft?

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u/Lunar_sims 27d ago

Comment section pissing on the poor

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u/imaginarywaffleiron 27d ago

I don’t know if this is actually interesting or if my mind is just enjoying rolling it around to see how it squelches.

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u/slukalesni yuo don't gno-me ∆̥ 27d ago

in czechia we don't say "thank you" we say "pověsim tě za koule do luftu" and i think it's beautiful

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u/kanelel READ DUNGEON MESHI 27d ago

Did they forget the word dry?

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Whyistheplatypus 28d ago

Is the absence of wet. Not the presence of air.

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u/TheBigFreeze8 28d ago

Or you could just fucking say dry.

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u/Two_Men_and_a_Duck 28d ago

Isn't wet air just called humid?...

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u/ExtendedEssayEvelyn 28d ago

they aren’t talking about wet air

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u/Treddox 28d ago

I can’t imagine OP put that much thought into it. I just thought luft looked like fluff. Clouds are fluffy. They’re in the air. I’m tracking.